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Title: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 11, 2013, 06:25:23 AM
Test.
You come home, and find this cute little bunny on your floor.
and he says, "Hey buddy. I checked your house. The NSA hasn't been here, and they are not monitoring your phone."

What would you do?

Oh, and here is the informant:
(http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/3972/cutebunny015.jpg)
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on June 11, 2013, 07:39:50 AM
Quote from: Mr Mannn on June 11, 2013, 06:25:23 AM
Test.
You come home, and find this cute little bunny on your floor.
and he says, "Hey buddy. I checked your house. The NSA hasn't been here, and they are not monitoring your phone."

What would you do?

Oh, and here is the informant:
(http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/3972/cutebunny015.jpg)

Probably go on a paranoid rant about god-forsaken sodomite bunnies and their evil war against ptarmigans.  :-)
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: Undies on June 11, 2013, 07:52:14 AM
Don't rabbits carry diseases and little black pellets?
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: Karin on June 11, 2013, 07:52:31 AM
I voted to hug him and pet him and call him George.  One of my favorite cartoons, and I named a cat George because of it.  Cute bunny.  
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 11, 2013, 08:22:08 AM
It is a cute bunny.  I'd hug it, but Oreo would want to kill it, after she finished her dish of ptarmigan breast. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: Chris_ on June 11, 2013, 08:27:37 AM
Cute bunny.
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: DefiantSix on June 11, 2013, 08:39:39 AM
I, too voted to "hug him and pet him and call him George", mostly because I'm a traditionalist that way. And there was no, "Da JOOOOOOOOOOOOOS" or "I like bacon" options...
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: Eupher on June 11, 2013, 08:42:02 AM
Yep.

George it is. But we couldn't possibly keep him. With 3 dogs and 4 parrots, there's simply too much terror going on as it is, even without the NSA's harassment.
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: FlaGator on June 11, 2013, 08:46:33 AM
I would say "Holy Crap! A talking bunny!"
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on June 11, 2013, 09:14:57 AM
Looks like Bun Bun from www.sluggy.com
(http://www.8daysageek.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Bunny-BunBun.gif)
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: debk on June 11, 2013, 09:19:03 AM
Hug and pet him, call him George.... and litter box train him. Provided he got along with my girls...
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: Wineslob on June 11, 2013, 09:19:24 AM
Needs an "all of the above" choice.
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 11, 2013, 09:19:58 AM
Why would I trust a sodomite damned freak of nature bunny. All bunnies are snakes. They are always up to no good. I see evil in its eyes. That bunny says, "I kill you stupid human. Humans are doomed." The bunny likely bugged the house. Echelon was created by bunnies to wiretap humans and look for bunny supporters and bunny haters as a way to doom humans even more.

Bunnies drive everything behind the government. They manipulate the economy. Bunnies have huge pockets in the media and banks as they control it behind the scenes. In fact, they control every aspect of life. Why do you think ptarmigans fought back.

Don't come crying to me when bunnies enslave humans by making weapons for bunnies so they can use it on humans. I warned you repeatedly and you call me the crazy one. Humanity is doomed.
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on June 11, 2013, 10:12:03 AM
He's cute.  He can stay with me.
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 11, 2013, 10:14:45 AM
This whole poll is a sham! It proves that humanity is doomed and willing to capitulate to bunnies. Humans are even more doomed.
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: Chris_ on June 11, 2013, 10:16:01 AM
Quote from: Ptarmigan on June 11, 2013, 10:14:45 AM
This whole poll is a sham! It proves that humanity is doomed and willing to capitulate to bunnies. Humans are even more doomed.
You're just mad because you don't have a bunny of your own.
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 11, 2013, 10:16:31 AM
Quote from: Chris_ on June 11, 2013, 10:16:01 AM
You're just mad because you don't have a bunny of your own.

Bunnies are evil sodomite damned verministic beasts! They are the Spawn of Satan! They will kill all humans!

GOD HATES FILTHY SODOMITE VERMINISTIC BUNNIES!
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 :argh: :banghead: :bird: :redbird: :angryvillagers: :killemall:
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 11, 2013, 12:28:27 PM
Quote from: Ptarmigan on June 11, 2013, 10:16:31 AM
Bunnies are evil sodomite damned verministic beasts! They are the Spawn of Satan! They will kill all humans!

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ALL FILTHY SOUL DAMNING BUNNIES MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 :argh: :banghead: :bird: :redbird: :angryvillagers: :killemall:

Ptarmy, let's look at this, shall we?

The bunny is the informant, against NSA wiretapping/spying. 

Yet, you say that the bunny is evil.

Therefore, you (all ptarmigans) must be for this invasion of privacy . . .

Your serve. :tongue: :whistling: O-)
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 11, 2013, 12:39:41 PM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 11, 2013, 12:28:27 PM
Ptarmy, let's look at this, shall we?

The bunny is the informant, against NSA wiretapping/spying. 

Yet, you say that the bunny is evil.

Therefore, you (all ptarmigans) must be for this invasion of privacy . . .

Your serve. :tongue: :whistling: O-)

The bunny is a mole for the NSA and for wiretapping and spying.

Ptarmigans are against wiretapping and spying.
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on June 11, 2013, 12:55:17 PM
Quote from: Ptarmigan on June 11, 2013, 10:16:31 AM
Bunnies are evil sodomite damned verministic beasts! They are the Spawn of Satan! They will kill all humans!

GOD HATES FILTHY SODOMITE VERMINISTIC BUNNIES!
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ALL FILTHY SOUL DAMNING BUNNIES MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 :argh: :banghead: :bird: :redbird: :angryvillagers: :killemall:

Do you like bunnies?
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 11, 2013, 12:56:16 PM
Quote from: Ptarmigan on June 11, 2013, 12:39:41 PM
The bunny is a mole for the NSA and for wiretapping and spying.

Ptarmigans are against wiretapping and spying.

Weak.

I aced you. :tongue:
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: Dori on June 11, 2013, 01:00:23 PM
He's cute, but my garden is just now coming in strong and I have too many problems as it is with the dogs, neighborhood cats and some dang creature that keeps taking big bites out of everything.   :mad:
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 11, 2013, 01:33:57 PM
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on June 11, 2013, 12:55:17 PM
Do you like bunnies?

Are you suggesting that I am a closeted bunny lover because of my virulent hatred towards them? It is obvious that I hate those filthy soul damning bunnies with every fiber of my being. Why would I say "God hates bunnies" or "Bunnies are worthy of death". I do not say "I love bunnies" or "God loves bunnies". Hell, I hate them and God hates them as well. These ptarmigan oppressing and human dooming sodomite floppy eared vermin are worthy of death and extermination along side with gyrfalcons, ermines, magpies, ground squirrels, goshawks, etc.

I would use these on bunnies, gyrfalcons, ermines, magpies, ground squirrels, goshawks, and enemies of ptarmigans.

(http://www.rebornwiki.game-maps.net/images/8/87/VX_Nerve_Gas.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/Tsar_Bomba_Revised.jpg)
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 11, 2013, 01:34:39 PM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 11, 2013, 12:56:16 PM
Weak.

I aced you. :tongue:

Ptarmigans are against wiretapping and spying. That bunny is a mole for the NSA. It just proves humans are content with their demise.
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 11, 2013, 01:37:18 PM
Quote from: Dori on June 11, 2013, 01:00:23 PM
He's cute, but my garden is just now coming in strong and I have too many problems as it is with the dogs, neighborhood cats and some dang creature that keeps taking big bites out of everything.   :mad:

It is probably sodomite rabbits and sodomite squirrels.
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: Big Dog on June 11, 2013, 01:54:00 PM
Quote from: Dori on June 11, 2013, 01:00:23 PM
He's cute, but my garden is just now coming in strong and I have too many problems as it is with the dogs, neighborhood cats and some dang creature that keeps taking big bites out of everything.   :mad:

Have you found any tracks?

(http://franceshunter.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/a-grizzly-bear-paw-thumb3269371.jpg)

You may have Garden Grizzlies!

(http://grizzlybearblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/grizzly-bears-mating.jpg)
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 11, 2013, 02:16:46 PM
Quote from: Dori on June 11, 2013, 01:00:23 PM
He's cute, but my garden is just now coming in strong and I have too many problems as it is with the dogs, neighborhood cats and some dang creature that keeps taking big bites out of everything.   :mad:

Groundhogs?
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: Dori on June 11, 2013, 02:26:10 PM
I don't have any of those creatures except maybe squirrels or opossums.  :)  Do they eat garden plants?  They haven't in the past. :shrug:



Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 11, 2013, 02:37:27 PM
Quote from: Dori on June 11, 2013, 02:26:10 PM
I don't have any of those creatures except maybe squirrels or opossums.  :)  Do they eat garden plants?  They haven't in the past. :shrug:





In the community garden I'm a member of, we had one get in last year and absolutely ravage one guy's garden.  It wasn't mine, but I helped him out with 'countermeasures.'  (No guns--it's a church that the garden's at.)
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: Rebel on June 11, 2013, 02:41:52 PM
Quote from: Ptarmigan on June 11, 2013, 09:19:58 AM
Why would I trust a sodomite damned freak of nature bunny. All bunnies are snakes. They are always up to no good. I see evil in its eyes. That bunny says, "I kill you stupid human. Humans are doomed." The bunny likely bugged the house. Echelon was created by bunnies to wiretap humans and look for bunny supporters and bunny haters as a way to doom humans even more.

Bunnies drive everything behind the government. They manipulate the economy. Bunnies have huge pockets in the media and banks as they control it behind the scenes. In fact, they control every aspect of life. Why do you think ptarmigans fought back.

Don't come crying to me when bunnies enslave humans by making weapons for bunnies so they can use it on humans. I warned you repeatedly and you call me the crazy one. Humanity is doomed.

 :lmao:

Dude. Issues. You got'em.
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 11, 2013, 02:52:09 PM
Quote from: Rebel on June 11, 2013, 02:41:52 PM
:lmao:

Dude. Issues. You got'em.

I have no issues. I am saving humanity from their doom by wankerous evil bunnies.
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 11, 2013, 05:23:06 PM
Well the whole controversy boils down to whom we would keep for a pet.

Humans consider Bunnies to be cute and loveable.
Humans consider ptarmigans to be...tasty.

So in any contest where humans are involved..Bunnies win.
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: obumazombie on June 11, 2013, 05:25:57 PM
Count yee to 3.
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 11, 2013, 05:48:14 PM
Quote from: Mr Mannn on June 11, 2013, 05:23:06 PM
Well the whole controversy boils down to whom we would keep for a pet.

Humans consider Bunnies to be cute and loveable.
Humans consider ptarmigans to be...tasty.

So in any contest where humans are involved..Bunnies win.

You just proved my point. Humans are doomed and content with it.
Title: Re: Question for CC: What would you do?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 12, 2013, 04:45:49 AM
Quote from: Ptarmigan on June 11, 2013, 05:48:14 PM
You just proved my point. Humans are doomed and content with it.

Don't ptarmigans taste just like chicken? :???: