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Title: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: IassaFTots on June 10, 2013, 08:54:36 AM
So......after five years of being subject to tyrannical rule by the inept stoooopid one, I am freed from my boss.   :hyper:  It's been a bit crazy around here trying to get the department up to speed after her most colossal screw up and I am just now finding time to do something other than work, sleep, eat, and play the occasional candy crush game.  (Candy Crush is an ass.) 

Since the loss of my boss, I have been granted a much better work schedule- 7am to 4pm, and I get to take her place at the SHRM (Society of Human Resource Management) Conference in Chicago next week.   :yahoo:  Typically companies don't shell out that kind of money, but my former VP put it in the budget, so there ya go. 

I am traveling with my new manager, who is really awesome, with the exception of the fact that she is a lifelong democrat, because her family is democrat.  :whatever:  She's totally stoked about the keynote speaker, and has asked me to attend the speech with her, even though she knows I don't care for this person one iota.   Hillary Friggin Clinton.  :thatsright:

I knew this was coming, prior to my boss being separated, but dang, it's just now hitting me.  1.5 hours of Hillary Friggin Clinton.  Still better than the alternative.

Pray for me.
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: Linda on June 10, 2013, 08:57:09 AM
Bless you....
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: ExGeeEye on June 10, 2013, 09:03:58 AM
Carry a mirror and be careful only to look at her reflection.   Ensure a nearby supply of mandrake potion in case of petrification.
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: obumazombie on June 10, 2013, 09:18:56 AM
My sister lives in Chicago. Would you drop her a line if I gave you some contact info ? I don't think she's an owebuma voter although she's in the demographic. I think she  may not be motivated enough to get out and vote.
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: IassaFTots on June 10, 2013, 09:19:42 AM
Carry a mirror and be careful only to look at her reflection.   Ensure a nearby supply of mandrake potion in case of petrification.

Back to the store I go.  :thatsright:  Great advice.  
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: IassaFTots on June 10, 2013, 09:21:28 AM
My sister lives in Chicago. Would you drop her a line if I gave you some contact info ? I don't think she's an owebuma voter although she's in the demographic. I think she  may not be motivated enough to get out and vote.

I wouldn't mind.  Whatcha want me to say? 
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: obumazombie on June 10, 2013, 09:43:19 AM
I wouldn't mind.  Whatcha want me to say? 
That every time I see "Chicago" mentioned I think of her. She probably thinks I don't think about her often, which would be untrue.
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: Eupher on June 10, 2013, 11:04:42 AM
there's only one thing to do.

Contract a stomach virus about 3 hours prior to the speech, and then beg off.
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: thundley4 on June 10, 2013, 11:06:40 AM
there's only one thing to do.

Contract a stomach virus about 3 hours prior to the speech, and then beg off throw up during her speech.

FIFY
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: IassaFTots on June 10, 2013, 12:00:42 PM
there's only one thing to do.

Contract a stomach virus about 3 hours prior to the speech, and then beg off.

She knows me too well, it would most certainly seem rigged, and she IS my manager.   :(
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: Karin on June 10, 2013, 12:37:09 PM
One and a half hours???  WTF is up with that?  Speeches should be no more than 20 minutes.  Oh God, I feel for ya sistah. 
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on June 10, 2013, 12:40:34 PM
Sounds more like punishment. 

"You're going to Chicago and have to listen to Hillary Clinton for 90 minutes."

"NOOOOO!!!!!"
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: IassaFTots on June 10, 2013, 12:43:57 PM
One and a half hours???  WTF is up with that?  Speeches should be no more than 20 minutes.  Oh God, I feel for ya sistah. 

Yeah, I think I need to get an audiobook of Liberty and Tyranny to listen to. 

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Sounds more like punishment.

"You're going to Chicago and have to listen to Hillary Clinton for 90 minutes."

"NOOOOO!!!!!"

Chris, you would think so, but she is SOOOOOO excited to see her.  Fortunately she doesn't have any interest in Gabby Giffords and Mark Kelley.  They are on later that week.  PHEW!
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: Hathcock on June 10, 2013, 12:45:01 PM
carry rotten tomatoes, practice your aim...
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 10, 2013, 01:04:28 PM
Sounds more like punishment. 

"You're going to Chicago and have to listen to Hillary Clinton for 90 minutes."

"NOOOOO!!!!!"

:runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on June 10, 2013, 01:07:25 PM
If she gets close enough to you it might be worth it to kick her in the balls.  :nutkick:
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: IassaFTots on June 10, 2013, 01:32:08 PM
If she gets close enough to you it might be worth it to kick her in the balls.  :nutkick:

Maybe I could throw up....on her? 
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: Eupher on June 10, 2013, 01:59:32 PM
She knows me too well, it would most certainly seem rigged, and she IS my manager.   :(

No guts, no glory.  :-)

Or afterwards, assuming you're too chicken to "get a stomach virus," as Fiddy suggests, go up to her and kick her in the balls.

Don't let your manager see that, though. As giddy as that woman sounds about Shrillery, it might upset her.  :whatever:

Thank God it's you and not me.
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 10, 2013, 02:14:48 PM
Listening to Hillary's BS for 90 minutes is enough to grow hair in your ears.
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: CG6468 on June 10, 2013, 02:17:38 PM
Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!! Lucky you, Issa!!!
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: IassaFTots on June 10, 2013, 02:54:03 PM
No guts, no glory.  :-)

Or afterwards, assuming you're too chicken to "get a stomach virus," as Fiddy suggests, go up to her and kick her in the balls.

Don't let your manager see that, though. As giddy as that woman sounds about Shrillery, it might upset her.  :whatever:

Thank God it's you and not me.

Yeah, I know.  I knew it would be the price I paid for assisting in the ouster of my past boss.  Believe it or not, I still think it's worth it.  Dunno how I will feel about that during the speech though..
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: Eupher on June 10, 2013, 03:11:08 PM
Yeah, I know.  I knew it would be the price I paid for assisting in the ouster of my past boss.  Believe it or not, I still think it's worth it.  Dunno how I will feel about that during the speech though..

Just go into puke or shart mode and that'll take care of that.  :-)
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: Karin on June 11, 2013, 07:55:43 AM
BS for speaking to a lady that way. 
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: Eupher on June 11, 2013, 08:34:53 AM
BS for speaking to a lady that way. 

Lighten up, Francis.  :-)
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: debk on June 11, 2013, 09:23:56 AM
Congrats on getting rid of the awful boss!

Find a way to get a whole bunch of extra lives on Candy Crush, start Bubble Witch Saga. Situate phone below table out of manager's view... should take up most of the 90 minutes..  :-)
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: IassaFTots on June 11, 2013, 11:24:38 AM
Congrats on getting rid of the awful boss!

Find a way to get a whole bunch of extra lives on Candy Crush, start Bubble Witch Saga. Situate phone below table out of manager's view... should take up most of the 90 minutes..  :-)

I like it!   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: Gina on June 11, 2013, 11:31:19 AM
So......after five years of being subject to tyrannical rule by the inept stoooopid one, I am freed from my boss.   :hyper:  It's been a bit crazy around here trying to get the department up to speed after her most colossal screw up and I am just now finding time to do something other than work, sleep, eat, and play the occasional candy crush game.  (Candy Crush is an ass.) 

Since the loss of my boss, I have been granted a much better work schedule- 7am to 4pm, and I get to take her place at the SHRM (Society of Human Resource Management) Conference in Chicago next week.   :yahoo:  Typically companies don't shell out that kind of money, but my former VP put it in the budget, so there ya go. 

I am traveling with my new manager, who is really awesome, with the exception of the fact that she is a lifelong democrat, because her family is democrat.  :whatever:  She's totally stoked about the keynote speaker, and has asked me to attend the speech with her, even though she knows I don't care for this person one iota.   Hillary Friggin Clinton.  :thatsright:

I knew this was coming, prior to my boss being separated, but dang, it's just now hitting me.  1.5 hours of Hillary Friggin Clinton.  Still better than the alternative.

Pray for me.

Please take her a box of cigars
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 11, 2013, 11:39:49 AM
Please take her a box of cigars

 :rotf:
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 11, 2013, 11:40:11 AM
Hope you survive the ordeal, Tots!
Title: Re: I get to see Hillary Clinton!!!!!
Post by: IassaFTots on June 12, 2013, 07:21:57 AM
Please take her a box of cigars

Now there's a thought!   :wink: