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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: JohnnyReb on June 09, 2013, 10:41:04 AM
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A mink coat or a new BMW?
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Other things immediately come to mind..... :naughty:
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It is achieved through our minds
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It is achieved through our minds
So you're in the BMW camp.
Gotcha. :wink:
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So you're in the BMW camp.
Gotcha. :wink:
If I wanted one, I'd likely already have one -I meant the car :whistling:
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Other things immediately come to mind..... :naughty:
I'm also in the traditional methods camp. :naughty:
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How can you tell when she's had one ?
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This is one way...hand her a fine tobacco product.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,87708.0.html
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How can you tell when she's had one ?
Of course but female orgasm involves more than just genitalia and it isn't always the same with respect to the process but most women don't with just penetration-sorry guys, that's just a male fantasy.
Physically post-orgasm, some women cry, others are just physically raw in the sense they can't be touched but we don't have a set reaction like men seem to...
Personally, you could guess if I'm orgasmic by my breasts
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^Ah.
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Invite her to your Church.
Hint broadly that you are an illegitimate son of Donald Trump.
Get a friend to call you at all hours and tell her you have to leave on business, come home later with a piece of jewelry you picked up at sears.
Take her to the shooting range and insist she learn to defend herself but never say why.
Have a job that you worked at for at least 5 years and make her suspect you are in the witness Protection.
Get a few Gay friends to decorate your apartment from Goodwill with a Gypsy motif.
Buy a Irish wolfhound puppy and ask her to go with training classes for the dog.
Take her places she has never been before, deep sea fishing or to D.C. and leave her alone for an hour a day to do business--------. Go get a cup of coffee at a shop and then go back to her.
Insist on sitting with the back to the wall in bars or restaurants.
Wear business suits most day but show up occasionally wearing biker leathers but claim you do not own a bike.
Woman are like CATS, the curiosity and no answers will drive them NUTS.
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I'm also in the traditional methods camp. :naughty:
Yeah--ditto. :naughty: :whistling: O-)
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Invite her to your Church.
Hint broadly that you are an illegitimate son of Donald Trump.
Get a friend to call you at all hours and tell her you have to leave on business, come home later with a piece of jewelry you picked up at sears.
Take her to the shooting range and insist she learn to defend herself but never say why.
Have a job that you worked at for at least 5 years and make her suspect you are in the witness Protection.
Get a few Gay friends to decorate your apartment from Goodwill with a Gypsy motif.
Buy a Irish wolfhound puppy and ask her to go with training classes for the dog.
Take her places she has never been before, deep sea fishing or to D.C. and leave her alone for an hour a day to do business--------. Go get a cup of coffee at a shop and then go back to her.
Insist on sitting with the back to the wall in bars or restaurants.
Wear business suits most day but show up occasionally wearing biker leathers but claim you do not own a bike.
Woman are like CATS, the curiosity and no answers will drive them NUTS.
Vesta, I did mention "It is achieved through our minds" but hell, you gave away trade secrets ;-)
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Of course but female orgasm involves more than just genitalia and it isn't always the same with respect to the process but most women don't with just penetration-sorry guys, that's just a male fantasy.
Physically post-orgasm, some women cry, others are just physically raw in the sense they can't be touched but we don't have a set reaction like men seem to...
Personally, you could guess if I'm orgasmic by my breasts
I don't guess. I make it so.
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Get a few Gay friends to decorate your apartment from Goodwill with a Gypsy motif.
Ummm..... no. No gay gypsy decorators are allowed. The Dog House is not some fixer-upper place from HGTV.
Buy a Irish wolfhound puppy and ask her to go with training classes for the dog.
Yeah, if a choke collar and leash are part of your sex play.
Wear business suits most day but show up occasionally wearing biker leathers but claim you do not own a bike.
Gypsy decorating, Dom/sub training, assless chaps.
vesta, why are you recommending that men make women think they are homosexuals?
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Ummm..... no. No gay gypsy decorators are allowed. The Dog House is not some fixer-upper place from HGTV.
Yeah, if a choke collar and leash are part of your sex play.
Gypsy decorating, Dom/sub training, assless chaps.
vesta, why are you recommending that men make women think they are homosexuals?
Never heard of the Fag Hags ???? The greatest challenge for them is to make a gay man into a straight man.
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Of course but female orgasm involves more than just genitalia and it isn't always the same with respect to the process but most women don't with just penetration-sorry guys, that's just a male fantasy.
Physically post-orgasm, some women cry, others are just physically raw in the sense they can't be touched but we don't have a set reaction like men seem to...
Personally, you could guess if I'm orgasmic by my breasts
Personally, if she cried post-orgasm, I would think I'd done something wrong. Not something right.
I also didn't expect that much personal info. Awesome. :naughty:
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Personally, if she cried post-orgasm, I would think I'd done something wrong. Not something right.
I also didn't expect that much personal info. Awesome. :naughty:
According to my profile, I'm a 125 year old man; don't all old men have breasts? WTH makes you think I'm female?
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According to my profile, I'm a 125 year old man; don't all old men have breasts? WTH makes you think I'm female?
WTH makes you think I'm not black ?
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WTH makes you think I'm not black ?
Hmm, cause you're a zombie and once checked-out, you lose your race, sex, and your appetite for anything but brains
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Hmm, cause you're a zombie and once checked-out, you lose your race, sex, and your appetite for anything but brains
Hmmm...nicely done. I think my work is done here.
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Hmmm...nicely done. I think my work is done here.
Good, now go register to vote
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Good, now go register to vote
You mean again ?
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You mean again ?
I didn't know democrats wrote on this board
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Woman are like CATS,
If you pet them, they purr. :-)
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It is achieved through our minds
One good skull-****ing comin' right up.
:tongue: :fuelfire:
*runs*
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Win Powerball.
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One good skull-****ing comin' right up.
:tongue: :fuelfire:
*runs*
LOL -a literal learner
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Win Powerball.
Like Kung-Fu the art of pleasuring a woman is based on the movements of various animals.
The Mink in the Closet.
The Jaguar in the Garage.
The Tiger in Bed.
and
The Jackass to Pay for it All.
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^Award winning chef in the kitchen.
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How can you tell when she's had one ?
One? Why only one?? :naughty:
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While she's wearing a mink coat (and nothing else) in a BMW.
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Like Kung-Fu the art of pleasuring a woman is based on the movements of various animals.
The Mink in the Closet.
The Jaguar in the Garage.
The Tiger in Bed.
and
The Jackass to Pay for it All.
this made me laugh!! thanks!
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While she's wearing a mink coat (and nothing else) in a BMW.
Captain Chaos approves.
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One? Why only one?? :naughty:
exactly... they are kinda like M&M's.... one is just not enough... :shucks:
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When you go downtown
There's a chapel in the mound
With a bell to be rung
Do it
Do it
Speak in tongues
Yes
Hear it sung
Speak in tongues
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When you go downtown
There's a chapel in the mound
With a bell to be rung
Do it
Do it
Speak in tongues
Yes
Hear it sung
Speak in tongues
Holy crap, I think I have a religion after all
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exactly... they are kinda like M&M's.... one is just not enough... :shucks:
You know what they say about green M&M's right? :wink:
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You know what they say about green M&M's right? :wink:
The mint ones are awesome . . . :drool: :naughty:
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You know what they say about green M&M's right? :wink:
why do you think my avatar is a green M&M? :-)
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why do you think my avatar is a green M&M? :-)
Well if you had been sporting a red one, I would begin to worry!! :p
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(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-frc1/c29.29.369.369/s160x160/75756_454487052869_6538435_n.jpg)
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Betcha can't just have one...
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8053/8383634055_2bea53d954_z.jpg)
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Betcha can't just have one...
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8053/8383634055_2bea53d954_z.jpg)
I've done that.
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^Just 1 ?
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^Just 1 ?
The condom got caught in the ceiling fan.
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According to my profile, I'm a 125 year old man; don't all old men have breasts? WTH makes you think I'm female?
I only figured a chick would give that kind of info. Didn't think a dude would know a chick cried after that kind of thing, because I figured a chick would hide something like that.
****, I stepped in it this time. Holy shit, dude...sorry. :shucks:
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****, I stepped in it this time. Holy shit, dude...sorry. :shucks:
This would be so much easier if new members bothered to start an introduction thread instead of leaving the rest of us hanging.
It's not like we don't have a forum for that.
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From now on, this member is a he/she/it to me personally.
Of course but female orgasm involves more than just genitalia and it isn't always the same with respect to the process but most women don't with just penetration-sorry guys, that's just a male fantasy.
Physically post-orgasm, some women cry, others are just physically raw in the sense they can't be touched but we don't have a set reaction like men seem to...
Personally, you could guess if I'm orgasmic by my breasts
All made me think it was a female. Am I alone on this?
OK "here," I want to know right now; are you made up of the X chromosome or the Y chromosome? Seriously. These kinds of mistakes shouldn't happen. :rotf:
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I think we had a member from Ireland that wanted to be both.
So confusing.
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Plus, if this is a man, who in the world would want to know that you can tell if they're at "the point" by their breasts? What....do this person's nipples get ha.... :puke:
Never mind...
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I only figured a chick would give that kind of info. Didn't think a dude would know a chick cried after that kind of thing, because I figured a chick would hide something like that.
****, I stepped in it this time. Holy shit, dude...sorry. :shucks:
Oh, and I'm from another planet too -trying data mining that ::)
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This would be so much easier if new members bothered to start an introduction thread instead of leaving the rest of us hanging.
It's not like we don't have a forum for that.
Holy crap. I'm anon because I have to be. End of story
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From now on, this member is a he/she/it to me personally...
That's just mean. Revolution, I'm sending you a naked picture of me of the French Riviera, via your mailbox-check every 3 minutes till it comes :wink:
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Holy crap. I'm anon because I have to be. End of story
Okay, Secret Squirrel.
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Okay, Secret Squirrel.
Naah, Chris--Jay Carney. :tongue:
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Naah, Chris--Jay Carney. :tongue:
Are you calling me a political whore? This is war....
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Are you calling me a political whore? This is war....
Take it how you want to take it. I meant it in jest. :whatever:
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Take it how you want to take it. I meant it in jest. :whatever:
I forgot to :wink: -too busy being a political whore to remember :wink: :wink:
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I forgot to :wink: -too busy being a political whore to remember :wink: :wink:
Be a political prostitute. At least you'll make some money.
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Be a political prostitute. At least you'll make some money.
I see you work for the administration