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Title: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 09, 2013, 10:41:04 AM
A mink coat or a new BMW?
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: CG6468 on June 09, 2013, 10:44:33 AM
Other things immediately come to mind.....  :naughty:
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: here on June 09, 2013, 11:48:50 AM
It is achieved through our minds
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Chris_ on June 09, 2013, 12:19:36 PM
It is achieved through our minds
So you're in the BMW camp.

Gotcha. :wink:
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: here on June 09, 2013, 01:26:32 PM
So you're in the BMW camp.

Gotcha. :wink:

If I wanted one, I'd likely already have one -I meant the car   :whistling:
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: DefiantSix on June 09, 2013, 03:11:52 PM
Other things immediately come to mind.....  :naughty:

I'm also in the traditional methods camp. :naughty:
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: obumazombie on June 09, 2013, 03:19:02 PM
How can you tell when she's had one ?
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 09, 2013, 03:59:46 PM
This is one way...hand her a fine tobacco product.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,87708.0.html
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: here on June 09, 2013, 04:12:33 PM
How can you tell when she's had one ?

Of course but female orgasm involves more than just genitalia and it isn't always the same with respect to the process but most women don't with just penetration-sorry guys, that's just a male fantasy. 

Physically post-orgasm, some women cry, others are just physically raw in the sense they can't be touched but we don't have a set reaction like men seem to...

Personally, you could guess if I'm orgasmic by my breasts
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: obumazombie on June 09, 2013, 04:19:15 PM
^Ah.
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: vesta111 on June 09, 2013, 04:32:48 PM
 Invite her to your Church.

Hint broadly that you are an illegitimate son of Donald Trump.

Get a friend to call you at all hours and tell her you have to leave on business, come home later with a piece of jewelry you picked up at sears.

Take her to the shooting range and insist she learn to defend herself but never say why.

Have a job that you worked at for at least 5 years and make her suspect you are in the witness Protection.

Get a few Gay friends to decorate your apartment from Goodwill with a Gypsy motif.

Buy a Irish wolfhound puppy and ask her to go with training classes for the dog.

Take her places she has never been before, deep sea fishing or to D.C. and leave her alone for an hour a day to do business--------.  Go get a cup of coffee at a shop and then go back to her.

Insist on sitting with the back to the wall in bars or restaurants.

Wear business suits most day but show up occasionally wearing biker leathers but claim you do not own a bike.

Woman are like CATS, the curiosity and no answers will drive them NUTS.


Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 09, 2013, 05:42:07 PM
I'm also in the traditional methods camp. :naughty:

Yeah--ditto. :naughty: :whistling: O-)
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: here on June 09, 2013, 09:06:32 PM
Invite her to your Church.

Hint broadly that you are an illegitimate son of Donald Trump.

Get a friend to call you at all hours and tell her you have to leave on business, come home later with a piece of jewelry you picked up at sears.

Take her to the shooting range and insist she learn to defend herself but never say why.

Have a job that you worked at for at least 5 years and make her suspect you are in the witness Protection.

Get a few Gay friends to decorate your apartment from Goodwill with a Gypsy motif.

Buy a Irish wolfhound puppy and ask her to go with training classes for the dog.

Take her places she has never been before, deep sea fishing or to D.C. and leave her alone for an hour a day to do business--------.  Go get a cup of coffee at a shop and then go back to her.

Insist on sitting with the back to the wall in bars or restaurants.

Wear business suits most day but show up occasionally wearing biker leathers but claim you do not own a bike.

Woman are like CATS, the curiosity and no answers will drive them NUTS.




Vesta, I did mention "It is achieved through our minds" but hell, you gave away trade secrets ;-)
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Big Dog on June 09, 2013, 10:17:00 PM
Of course but female orgasm involves more than just genitalia and it isn't always the same with respect to the process but most women don't with just penetration-sorry guys, that's just a male fantasy. 

Physically post-orgasm, some women cry, others are just physically raw in the sense they can't be touched but we don't have a set reaction like men seem to...

Personally, you could guess if I'm orgasmic by my breasts

I don't guess. I make it so.
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Big Dog on June 09, 2013, 10:25:19 PM
Get a few Gay friends to decorate your apartment from Goodwill with a Gypsy motif.

Ummm..... no. No gay gypsy decorators are allowed. The Dog House is not some fixer-upper place from HGTV.

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Buy a Irish wolfhound puppy and ask her to go with training classes for the dog.

Yeah, if a choke collar and leash are part of your sex play.

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Wear business suits most day but show up occasionally wearing biker leathers but claim you do not own a bike.

Gypsy decorating, Dom/sub training, assless chaps.

vesta, why are you recommending that men make women think they are homosexuals?
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: vesta111 on June 10, 2013, 07:42:19 AM
Ummm..... no. No gay gypsy decorators are allowed. The Dog House is not some fixer-upper place from HGTV.

Yeah, if a choke collar and leash are part of your sex play.

Gypsy decorating, Dom/sub training, assless chaps.

vesta, why are you recommending that men make women think they are homosexuals?

Never heard of the Fag Hags ????    The greatest challenge for them is to make a gay man into a straight man.     
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Revolution on June 10, 2013, 07:52:52 AM
Of course but female orgasm involves more than just genitalia and it isn't always the same with respect to the process but most women don't with just penetration-sorry guys, that's just a male fantasy. 

Physically post-orgasm, some women cry, others are just physically raw in the sense they can't be touched but we don't have a set reaction like men seem to...

Personally, you could guess if I'm orgasmic by my breasts

Personally, if she cried post-orgasm, I would think I'd done something wrong. Not something right.

I also didn't expect that much personal info. Awesome.  :naughty:
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: here on June 10, 2013, 08:07:16 AM
Personally, if she cried post-orgasm, I would think I'd done something wrong. Not something right.

I also didn't expect that much personal info. Awesome.  :naughty:

According to my profile, I'm a 125 year old man; don't all old men have breasts?  WTH makes you think I'm female? 
 
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: obumazombie on June 10, 2013, 08:12:34 AM
According to my profile, I'm a 125 year old man; don't all old men have breasts?  WTH makes you think I'm female? 
 
WTH makes you think I'm not black ?
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: here on June 10, 2013, 08:22:57 AM
WTH makes you think I'm not black ?
Hmm, cause you're a zombie and once checked-out, you lose your race, sex, and your appetite for anything but brains
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: obumazombie on June 10, 2013, 08:24:38 AM
Hmm, cause you're a zombie and once checked-out, you lose your race, sex, and your appetite for anything but brains
Hmmm...nicely done. I think my work is done here.
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: here on June 10, 2013, 08:28:09 AM
Hmmm...nicely done. I think my work is done here.

Good, now go register to vote
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: obumazombie on June 10, 2013, 08:28:43 AM
Good, now go register to vote
You mean again ?
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: here on June 10, 2013, 08:30:49 AM
You mean again ?

I didn't know democrats wrote on this board
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Wineslob on June 10, 2013, 09:46:32 AM
Quote
Woman are like CATS,


If you pet them, they purr.   :-)
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 10, 2013, 07:17:05 PM
It is achieved through our minds

One good skull-****ing comin' right up.


 :tongue:   :fuelfire: 


*runs*
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: FlaGator on June 10, 2013, 07:35:48 PM
Win Powerball.
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: here on June 10, 2013, 08:30:47 PM
One good skull-****ing comin' right up.


 :tongue:   :fuelfire: 


*runs*

LOL -a literal learner
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 10, 2013, 09:01:17 PM
Win Powerball.

Like Kung-Fu the art of pleasuring a woman is based on the movements of various animals.


The Mink in the Closet.

The Jaguar in the Garage.

The Tiger in Bed.

and

The Jackass to Pay for it All.
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: obumazombie on June 10, 2013, 09:02:01 PM
^Award winning chef in the kitchen.
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: njpines on June 11, 2013, 07:18:53 AM
How can you tell when she's had one ?

One? Why only one??   :naughty:
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Wineslob on June 11, 2013, 09:25:16 AM
While she's wearing a mink coat (and nothing else)  in a BMW.
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: debk on June 11, 2013, 09:28:43 AM
Like Kung-Fu the art of pleasuring a woman is based on the movements of various animals.


The Mink in the Closet.

The Jaguar in the Garage.

The Tiger in Bed.

and

The Jackass to Pay for it All.


this made me laugh!! thanks!
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Chris_ on June 11, 2013, 09:28:43 AM
While she's wearing a mink coat (and nothing else)  in a BMW.
Captain Chaos approves.
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: debk on June 11, 2013, 09:31:19 AM
One? Why only one??   :naughty:

exactly...  they are kinda like M&M's.... one is just not enough...   :shucks:
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Undies on June 11, 2013, 10:40:59 AM
When you go downtown
There's a chapel in the mound
With a bell to be rung
Do it
Do it
Speak in tongues
Yes
Hear it sung
Speak in tongues
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: here on June 11, 2013, 10:42:31 AM
When you go downtown
There's a chapel in the mound
With a bell to be rung
Do it
Do it
Speak in tongues
Yes
Hear it sung
Speak in tongues


Holy crap, I think I have a religion after all
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: seahorse513 on June 11, 2013, 10:47:12 AM
exactly...  they are kinda like M&M's.... one is just not enough...   :shucks:
You know what they say about green M&M's right?   :wink:
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 11, 2013, 12:55:03 PM
You know what they say about green M&M's right?   :wink:

The mint ones are awesome . . . :drool: :naughty:
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: debk on June 11, 2013, 01:03:20 PM
You know what they say about green M&M's right?   :wink:

why do you think my avatar is a green M&M?  :-)
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: seahorse513 on June 11, 2013, 01:24:02 PM
why do you think my avatar is a green M&M?  :-)
Well if you had been sporting a red one, I would begin to worry!! :p
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Wineslob on June 11, 2013, 01:39:46 PM
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-frc1/c29.29.369.369/s160x160/75756_454487052869_6538435_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: obumazombie on June 11, 2013, 03:09:12 PM
Betcha can't just have one...

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8053/8383634055_2bea53d954_z.jpg)
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Undies on June 11, 2013, 03:27:45 PM
Betcha can't just have one...

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8053/8383634055_2bea53d954_z.jpg)

I've done that.
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: obumazombie on June 11, 2013, 03:29:58 PM
^Just 1 ?
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Undies on June 11, 2013, 03:36:52 PM
^Just 1 ?

The condom got caught in the ceiling fan.
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Revolution on June 11, 2013, 10:56:56 PM
According to my profile, I'm a 125 year old man; don't all old men have breasts?  WTH makes you think I'm female? 
 

I only figured a chick would give that kind of info. Didn't think a dude would know a chick cried after that kind of thing, because I figured a chick would hide something like that.

****, I stepped in it this time. Holy shit, dude...sorry.  :shucks:
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Chris_ on June 11, 2013, 10:59:13 PM
****, I stepped in it this time. Holy shit, dude...sorry.  :shucks:
This would be so much easier if new members bothered to start an introduction thread instead of leaving the rest of us hanging.

It's not like we don't have a forum for that.
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Revolution on June 11, 2013, 11:02:35 PM
From now on, this member is a he/she/it to me personally.

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Of course but female orgasm involves more than just genitalia and it isn't always the same with respect to the process but most women don't with just penetration-sorry guys, that's just a male fantasy

Physically post-orgasm, some women cry, others are just physically raw in the sense they can't be touched but we don't have a set reaction like men seem to...

Personally, you could guess if I'm orgasmic by my breasts

All made me think it was a female. Am I alone on this?

OK "here," I want to know right now; are you made up of the X chromosome or the Y chromosome? Seriously. These kinds of mistakes shouldn't happen. :rotf:
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Chris_ on June 11, 2013, 11:04:41 PM
I think we had a member from Ireland that wanted to be both. 

So confusing.
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Revolution on June 11, 2013, 11:08:55 PM
Plus, if this is a man, who in the world would want to know that you can tell if they're at "the point" by their breasts? What....do this person's nipples get ha.... :puke:

Never mind...
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: here on June 12, 2013, 08:43:48 AM
I only figured a chick would give that kind of info. Didn't think a dude would know a chick cried after that kind of thing, because I figured a chick would hide something like that.

****, I stepped in it this time. Holy shit, dude...sorry.  :shucks:

Oh, and I'm from another planet too -trying data mining that  ::)
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: here on June 12, 2013, 08:49:12 AM
This would be so much easier if new members bothered to start an introduction thread instead of leaving the rest of us hanging.

It's not like we don't have a forum for that.

Holy crap.  I'm anon because I have to be.  End of story
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: here on June 12, 2013, 08:58:54 AM
From now on, this member is a he/she/it to me personally...

That's just mean.  Revolution, I'm sending you a naked picture of me of the French Riviera, via your mailbox-check every 3 minutes till it comes :wink:
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Chris_ on June 12, 2013, 09:02:30 AM
Holy crap.  I'm anon because I have to be.  End of story
Okay, Secret Squirrel.
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 12, 2013, 10:05:00 AM
Okay, Secret Squirrel.

Naah, Chris--Jay Carney. :tongue:
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: here on June 12, 2013, 10:07:38 AM
Naah, Chris--Jay Carney. :tongue:
Are you calling me a political whore?  This is war....
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 12, 2013, 10:27:06 AM
Are you calling me a political whore?  This is war....

Take it how you want to take it.  I meant it in jest. :whatever:
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: here on June 12, 2013, 10:34:57 AM
Take it how you want to take it.  I meant it in jest. :whatever:

I forgot to  :wink: -too busy being a political whore to remember  :wink: :wink:
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: FlaGator on June 12, 2013, 11:30:03 AM
I forgot to  :wink: -too busy being a political whore to remember  :wink: :wink:

Be a political prostitute. At least you'll make some money.
Title: Re: Which is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: here on June 12, 2013, 11:56:14 AM
Be a political prostitute. At least you'll make some money.
I see you work for the administration