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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on June 07, 2013, 03:44:02 PM
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Fri Jun 7, 2013, 04:19 PM
undeterred (33,263 posts)
Neurosurgeon Needed Asap
(from best of Craigslist, but it seems serious)
Hello. I would like to trade a 2006 mustang gt for the removal or suction of an egg sized brain cyst.
The Mustang Gt is white with gray leather interior. Tinted windows. AC, electric windows and seat. Automatic Transmission. Has all the bells and whistles, including a new DVD touch screen Deck, Shaker 500 sound and less than 40,000 on the odometer.
The cyst is behind my right eyeball and looks fairly easy to get at. I'd try to get at it myself, but I've been trembling and had to bad of a headache to attempt any solo surgery.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022966613
It's too bad DUmmy ThomWV has slithered off to hell (not really, his death made the world a better place).
His necklace of self-extracted teeth was a testament to self-surgery that might have given more confidence to this brain cycst lunatic.
All it takes is a little bit of nerve and a grapefruit spoon.
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/grapefruit-spoon_zps7efccb58.jpg)
Fri Jun 7, 2013, 04:22 PM
Purveyor (13,351 posts)
1. God Bless the good 'ole USA! My ass...
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Sounds like he/she/it is trying to do it on the cheap, 2006 Mustang indeed. Too bad Gosnell is out of circulation.
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BFD! 2006 Mustang? BFD! Now if it was a '65.............
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Fri Jun 7, 2013, 04:19 PM
undeterred (33,263 posts)
Neurosurgeon Needed Asap
(from best of Craigslist, but it seems serious)
Hello. I would like to trade a 2006 mustang gt for the removal or suction of an egg sized brain cyst.
Don't do it, DUmmie. That is, your brain. :whistling:
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Don't do it, DUmmie. That is, your brain. :whistling:
That is your brain on drugs! What a maroon!
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One of my nieces is married to a Neurosurgeon, actually he heads a department at a medical school.
I asked him, via e-mail, about the cost of removal. That $8000 car (on a good day) wouldn't cover the cost of prepping for surgery.
So, go on Dummy. Self administer that frontal lobotomy. A .45 through the eyeball might do the trick nicely.
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The last time I saw a bill from my neurogurgeon, it was about $150,000 and that was 1983.
I had to have the same procedure done again in 2003 but never saw a bill because my insurance covered everything. I think it cost me a couple thousand dollars out of pocket for everything. DUmmy is better off paying for an insurance policy that will cover him and going from there.
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The last time I saw a bill from my neurogurgeon, it was about $150,000 and that was 1983.
I had to have the same procedure done again in 2003 but never saw a bill because my insurance covered everything. I think it cost me a couple thousand dollars out of pocket for everything. DUmmy is better off paying for an insurance policy that will cover him and going from there.
my last ct scan cost 10 grand. My last surgery, was upwards of 250! We can only hope this idiot uses the .45 cal option. He's one of the reasons we have "O'bummer could care less"!
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my last ct scan cost 10 grand. My last surgery, was upwards of 250! We can only hope this idiot uses the .45 cal option. He's one of the reasons we have "O'bummer could care less"!
The .45 cal option is pretty messy. I'm thinking that he'd look good, lying on the basement floor with the grapefruit spoon sticking out of the eye socket, instead. We can only hope that the dummy chooses the right eye so he doesn't have to root around.
And someone posts PICTURES!
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The last time I saw a bill from my neurogurgeon, it was about $150,000 and that was 1983.
I had to have the same procedure done again in 2003 but never saw a bill because my insurance covered everything. I think it cost me a couple thousand dollars out of pocket for everything. DUmmy is better off paying for an insurance policy that will cover him and going from there.
This is gross, a MRI costs the earth and few hospitals will turn down someone with a problem this bad, just hope to someday collect on the bill.
Actually some Teaching Hospitals love these patients.
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On Tuesday we have a class in brain tumors , no working in the Morgue this one is a volunteer alive and kicking so far. All students, Nurses, doctors and anaesthesiologist students to report to Operating room, remember to wash your hands. Insure all instruments are sterile and don't forget to wear gloves.
Your instructor is DR Smith and we hope he will be sober. You will learn how to remove a tumor from the brain and hopefully the patient will survive.
Please remember no lunches or sodas are allowed in the operating room, no smoking and all have to wear head coverings and booties. No cell phones to call anyone and an alert to the funeral home to come just in case we screw up.
Boston general a man undergoing brain surgery had the Doctor leave mid operation to go across the street to cash his pay check, real thing, not a joke.
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Fri Jun 7, 2013, 04:19 PM
undeterred (33,263 posts)
Neurosurgeon Needed Asap
(from best of Craigslist, but it seems serious)
Hello. I would like to trade a 2006 mustang gt for the removal or suction of an egg sized brain cyst.
Hey, Undeterred! Looks like you is gonna DIE. If you make it to 2014, how long is that waiting list gonna be?
Just reading this thread shows how expensive your operation will be...do you really think govt health care that doesn't care to help a little girl live, is gonna waste money on your sorry a$$? NOT BLOODY LIKELY!
Some will live, some will die. Whats your worth to the govt, Undeterred?
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Fri Jun 7, 2013, 04:19 PM
undeterred (33,263 posts)
Neurosurgeon Needed Asap
(from best of Craigslist, but it seems serious)
Hello. I would like to trade a 2006 mustang gt for the removal or suction of an egg sized brain cyst.
:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:
Zero bongs.
Something tells me the dummie posted that on craigslist.
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Carmax will give him $5,000 for it.
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why doesn't he just keep the car and wait for Obummercare to kick in?
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why doesn't he just keep the car and wait for Obummercare to kick in?
No shit! I thought everybody was covered! Yet, I hear there's still 30 million without health insurance. Wasn't that the number they started with before they doubled our premiums?
When we had to go on COBRA, it started at $500/month, it's now $750! What a great idea the Commander In Poverty had!
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why doesn't he just keep the car and wait for Obummercare to kick in?
Because then he'd have to make his case before a death panel.
With one eye bugged out from a tumor behind it, surgery would be a hard sell.
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That's hilarious.
It has tinted windows guys... someone take him up on his offer. ;)
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undeterred (33,263 posts)
Hello. I would like to trade a 2006 mustang gt for the removal or suction of an egg sized brain cyst.
One word, DUmmie.
Electrolux.
And after reading that the tumor is egg sized, you may want to reconsider. Your brain is about the same size, don't confuse the two.
Also, you have to go in thru the rectum...
That's hilarious.
It has tinted windows guys... someone take him up on his offer. ;)
Tinted, or tainted?
We are talking about a DUmmie, after all. :lmao: