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Title: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 03, 2013, 10:48:05 PM
DUmmy Kregel is perhaps feeling a premonition:
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Sat Jun 1, 2013, 08:34 PM
Taverner (53,435 posts)

What song do you want at your funeral? I want Dennis Wilson's "Farewell My Friend"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018401696#post4
An alcoholic drug addict should always keep his funeral plans up to date.


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Sat Jun 1, 2013, 09:02 PM
Sedona (1,733 posts)

4. Good Riddance
Could not agree more.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 04, 2013, 04:44:31 AM
How 'bout "Ding Dong, The Bitch is Dead?' :whistling: O-)
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 04, 2013, 04:58:39 AM
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Sat Jun 1, 2013, 08:34 PM
Taverner (53,435 posts)

What song do you want at your funeral? I want Dennis Wilson's "Farewell My Friend"
You would think he would want a litany of jingles from alcoholic beverage commercials.
would have fit his life a bit more.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: RobJohnson on June 04, 2013, 05:17:11 AM
By now his liver has to be the size of a watermelon. I wonder if they will get the casket to close?
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: diesel driver on June 04, 2013, 05:42:49 AM
By now his liver has to be the size of a watermelon. I wonder if they will get the casket to close?

He may have to get a casket from "Teddy's Fat and Drunk".

If they can fit him, they can fit anyone.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: BEG on June 04, 2013, 07:16:04 AM
I want Super Freak by Rick James.  :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: Karin on June 04, 2013, 07:21:23 AM
I want This Old House as played by the Brian Setzer Orchestra. 
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: Big Dog on June 04, 2013, 07:25:40 AM
DUmmy Kregel is perhaps feeling a premonition:

This one practically writes itself!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo[/youtube]

Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: USA4ME on June 04, 2013, 07:51:25 AM
Tavs should be "Sam Stone" (with a change of some of the syrics that don't apply to him).

"There's a hole in daddy's arm where all the money goes..."

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Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 04, 2013, 08:36:05 AM
This one practically writes itself!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo[/youtube]



 :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright:

H5 duly awarded.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: NHSparky on June 04, 2013, 09:18:06 AM
Hey Tav, how about Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Under the Bridge" for your service?

I mean it deals with heroin addiction and all, so it's right up your alley.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: 67 Rover on June 04, 2013, 09:50:36 AM
Hey Tav, how about Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Under the Bridge" for your service?

I mean it deals with heroin addiction and all, so it's right up your alley.

Maybe Fat man in a bathtub singing the blues? Little Feat.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: Zathras on June 04, 2013, 09:54:05 AM
This is the song that should be played at each and every DUmbasses funeral:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: Delmar on June 04, 2013, 05:12:50 PM
Terry Jacks, Seasons in the Sun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA6BqS9FlQ0
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: diesel driver on June 04, 2013, 05:17:22 PM
Terry Jacks, Seasons in the Sun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA6BqS9FlQ0

OH, GAWD!!!!

I HATE THAT FREAKING SONG!!!!

Big "hit" when I was in junior high school.  Just not with me.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: Chris_ on June 04, 2013, 05:21:41 PM
OH, GAWD!!!!

I HATE THAT FREAKING SONG!!!!

Big "hit" when I was in junior high school.  Just not with me.
Nice 'fro. :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 04, 2013, 05:32:08 PM
I want the theme to "Speed Racer" in the original Japanese:

Speed Racer in Japanese (http://www.televisiontunes.com//themesongs/Speed%20Racer%20-%20Japanese.mp3)

Translated lyrics (note: "5" is pronounced "Go" in Japanese -- they get a 2-fer):

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Mach 5!, 5!, 5!

The wind and the shaking hair pin curve 
are they terrifying things?, go!, go!, go! 
White body, Mach 5 
Indomitable spirit, the pride of his father 
If it starts running, it won't be stopped anymore 
Go!, till the triumph goal 
Mach 5!, 5! 
Mach 5!, 5! 
Mach 5!, 5!, 5!

Step on to the accelerator till the end of the earth 
It is a young life, go!, go!, go! 
Number 5, Mach 5 
Everyone please take a look at his stored energy 
An enormous energy burns inside his chest 
Make it fly over the justice highway 
Mach 5!, 5! 
Mach 5!, 5! 
Mach 5!, 5!, 5!

Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 04, 2013, 05:46:09 PM
The most fitting song for a DUmmy is one that everybody is annoyed by. DUmmies are like broken records spouting talking points they heard from official sources. we should honor this constant fact of their lives by playing songs that we all hate...like Achy Breaky Heart...something that will make their families cringe like they always did when their DUmmy walked in for Thanksgiving.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 04, 2013, 07:12:55 PM
Hey Tav, how about Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Under the Bridge" for your service?

I mean it deals with heroin addiction and all, so it's right up your alley.
There you go again.

As DUmmy Taverner has pointed out before, when it comes to heroin people always want to focus on the negatives.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: liana on June 04, 2013, 07:16:29 PM
Personally, I feel bad for Tavvy . I got to know him during my moling duty. He is a troubled soul.
 :argh:

Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: Airwolf on June 04, 2013, 09:11:36 PM
For mine I'd like these songs.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L8-FTvSVxs[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s-yE0e8RvI[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfjjQU4khuY[/youtube]

Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 05, 2013, 04:23:45 AM
Hey, Tav--how 'bout this one?

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGmAmJFUvzM[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: movie buff on June 05, 2013, 05:19:20 AM
Why does it matter what music is played at the Drunken DUchebag's funeral after he inevitably ODs and dies in a pool of his own bodily fluids? It's not like anybody would mourn him enough to come to his funeral.
Then again, some might have the position of the Christmas Future businessman from "A Christmas Carol": 'I might go, if lunch is provided.'
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: vesta111 on June 05, 2013, 07:44:28 AM
I like the idea of collecting the songs that my children and I sang as we drove down the road when they went from tots to adult.   

When I pass I want my children to connect to the past and their childhood with me and Music is a great way to do so.     This will be their memories of a fun time when I was young and had not lost to age the slowing down in energy and spirit.

Final song to be played will be--- Cats in the Cradle----
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: Gina on June 05, 2013, 08:15:03 AM
Amazing Grace of course.  O-)
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 05, 2013, 08:21:45 AM
Amazing Grace of course.  O-)

Gina, I think that the OP is to provide a funeral song for Tav, not you. :whistling:
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: Big Dog on June 05, 2013, 08:29:14 AM
Taverner, this one's for you:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFltXDMQsQQ[/youtube]

From the chorus:
Hang myself when I get enough rope

Note to Taverner: Ace Hardware has rope on sale this week.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: Gina on June 05, 2013, 09:41:22 AM
Gina, I think that the OP is to provide a funeral song for Tav, not you. :whistling:

I know but everyone could use a dose of Amazing Grace mentality.  :rant:
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 05, 2013, 03:25:00 PM
I hope Kregel's funeral planning is like Queequeg building his coffin, but I'm afraid his brain is too shriveled by heroin to be capable of prescience.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: Karin on June 05, 2013, 03:41:36 PM
Surely something by Alice in Chains/Layne Staley would fit.  He died of an overdose, and nobody found him for 2 weeks because nobody could stand to be anywhere around him. 
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: dixierose on June 05, 2013, 05:17:20 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVUiZDa3oNI[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: dandi on June 05, 2013, 06:34:33 PM
Any of these hearses can haul my bones:

[youtube=425,350]ZgNeIT09jVw&nofeather[/youtube]
[youtube=425,350]UnF6lRUfRwQ&nofeather[/youtube]
[youtube=425,350]zVdA3lcQ0uE&nofeathe[/youtube]
[youtube=425,350]vttsEMVVlLE&feature[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 05, 2013, 06:58:16 PM
I like the idea of collecting the songs that my children and I sang as we drove down the road when they went from tots to adult.   

When I pass I want my children to connect to the past and their childhood with me and Music is a great way to do so.     This will be their memories of a fun time when I was young and had not lost to age the slowing down in energy and spirit.

Final song to be played will be--- Cats in the Cradle----

Mightn't that ruin those songs for them forever. Instead of connecting with those joyful times, they would connect with your passing.

Already "Cats in the Cradle" is ruined for me because I associate it with your passing.  And that hasn't even happened yet!

Just a thought.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: Celtic Rose on June 05, 2013, 09:10:10 PM
Mightn't that ruin those songs for them forever. Instead of connecting with those joyful times, they would connect with your passing.

Already "Cats in the Cradle" is ruined for me because I associate it with your passing.  And that hasn't even happened yet!

Just a thought.

Cats in the Cradle depresses me every time I hear it  :rant:
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: vesta111 on June 06, 2013, 08:09:28 AM
Cats in the Cradle depresses me every time I hear it  :rant:

Oh I adore that song, it reminds me how little time we have with our children and then they are gone to raise their own kids.   

Not at all depressing for me it's  just a reminder to PICK up the phone and call my kids where ever they are just to say I love them.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Planning His Funeral
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 06, 2013, 11:08:40 AM
Mightn't that ruin those songs for them forever. Instead of connecting with those joyful times, they would connect with your passing.

Already "Cats in the Cradle" is ruined for me because I associate it with your passing.  And that hasn't even happened yet!
That song sucked decades before anyone here ever heard of the addled vestanumbers.