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Title: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: franksolich on June 03, 2013, 02:10:25 PM
Well, here we are, at mid-year--it's not really mid-year, but it's mid-year for the top primitives of 2013 six months away--and anybody want to speculate who might be in that exclusive class at the end of the year?

I suppose the cousin, nadin, should make it into the top ten somewhere.

My money's on :jugs: :jugs: :jugs:  :yahoo: as being the newcomer to the list.

There's some other primitives I'd like to see up there, but they aren't cooperating by putting out, giving us the best they got.
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Karin on June 03, 2013, 03:26:51 PM
Graham Crackers?
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: JakeStyle on June 03, 2013, 03:39:23 PM
They all seem very tame, Kpete cuts and pastes, prosense links to her own posts, there really hasn't been anything new at the DUmp for quite a while.  I'm hoping that we get some original entertainment sometime soon.
Title: Re: Re: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 03, 2013, 03:43:55 PM
Graham Crackers?

Agreed.

And that Locust loser.
Title: Re: Re: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: njpines on June 03, 2013, 04:00:54 PM
Agreed.

And that Locust loser.

and crazy Dennis is back too . . .
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: BattleHymn on June 03, 2013, 04:40:35 PM
The PhDD primitive will be in the top five.

The Taverner primitive will be in there somewhere.  I have to wonder though, will he be alive by year end or will he have succumbed to his vices by then? 
Title: Re: Re: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 03, 2013, 04:46:37 PM
and crazy Dennis is back too . . .

Yes! Crazy Dennis's potential is limitless, but he has to post far more and update us in much more detail on his mental illness, his credit card catastrophe, and his family. He could be like stevenumbers on steroids if he would just get back into the routine of three or four OPs a day.

Otherwise, for the third consecutive year, nadin has no competition.

Grahamcrackers is this year's BanTheGOP - a child, or a troll, or both, but not a DOTY.

Jugs is a legitimate DUmmy, but she's just not entertaining. She's boring, like Pantano and McGrath.

After that hilarious story about the dead dog, I thought backdoorbob might be a contender, but he's been pretty quiet.

If Taverner Kregel is dead before the end of the year, he gets my vote, especially if he posts right to the end. That'd be great!
Title: Re: Re: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: franksolich on June 03, 2013, 05:11:08 PM
If Taverner Kregel is dead before the end of the year, he gets my vote, especially if he posts right to the end.

Uh huh.  I'd hoped it'd happen in time for the 2012 awards, but alas it didn't.
Title: Re: Re: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: BattleHymn on June 03, 2013, 05:16:16 PM
Uh huh.  I'd hoped it'd happen in time for the 2012 awards, but alas it didn't.

Has a primitive keeling over ever had any effect in how they place in the running?
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Skul on June 03, 2013, 05:23:03 PM
I thought good 'ol dollarbill would be a contender.
Sadly, he was just flash in the pan.
The grahamcracker primitive still has a chance.
GNads is pretty much out of the running so far.
I wouldn't discount her however.  She made a spectacular run to the finish a couple years ago.
(Almost pulled it off last year, too.)
Title: Re: Re: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: USA4ME on June 03, 2013, 05:25:33 PM
Has a primitive keeling over ever had any effect in how they place in the running?

I couldn't say it ever has overall, but no doubt it has among individual voters.  I know if a primitive falls over dead that I'm more inclined to think better of them as they have finally done something right.

.
Title: Re: Re: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 03, 2013, 05:32:21 PM
I couldn't say it ever has overall, but no doubt it has among individual voters.  I know if a primitive falls over dead that I'm more inclined to think better of them as they have finally done something right.

.

Redstone for example.  I personally probably wouldn't vote for a person who passed away that year.
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Tess Anderson on June 03, 2013, 05:38:56 PM
Well, both cali and kpete are boring the living hell out of me this year, but what about that vile dimwit DainBramaged?
Title: Re: Re: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: franksolich on June 03, 2013, 05:48:59 PM
I know if a primitive falls over dead that I'm more inclined to think better of them as they have finally done something right.

You got that right; me, too.
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: USA4ME on June 03, 2013, 05:50:48 PM
The whole process is getting tougher for me to even participate, which I didn't do at all this last year.  Used to you could point at certain primitives and say "They usually say really stupid things, but let me check because this time they might really say something extra special stupid!" Now, everything they say is just extra special stupid, which then becomes the norm.  Oh, every once and a while one of them will go the extra extra stupid mile, but it's just not as often, and so it gets a little boring waiting for it to finally happen.

.
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 03, 2013, 05:52:38 PM
DU has become so caustic and venomous that I think the primitives are afraid to say something out of line.
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Dori on June 03, 2013, 06:11:46 PM
I still don't know many DUmmies but the first ones that come to mind are;

gNads
Subwaycat
PhDD
Tavener
Pitt
and one other really mean one, but I can't remember her name

 
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: franksolich on June 03, 2013, 06:24:42 PM
I still don't know many DUmmies but the first ones that come to mind are;

gNads
Subwaycat
PhDD
Tavener
Pitt
and one other really mean one, but I can't remember her name

That would be.....Warpy, for sure.
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Tucker on June 03, 2013, 06:31:23 PM
Graham Crackers?

He's in my top 3. Inching to number 1
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Tucker on June 03, 2013, 06:34:40 PM
Well, both cali and kpete are boring the living hell out of me this year, but what about that vile dimwit DainBramaged?

He can't win. He's too stupid. He would slobber all over the award with his acidic drool, ruining it for future winners.
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Ogre on June 03, 2013, 06:39:45 PM
No one jumps out and comes to mind.  Looking for an exceptional Dummy is like trying to find a black dog on a moonless night.  The chance of success is slim, and there are way better things to do.

All of the usual suspects are boring as hell, Nads will still talk gibberish, misspell, connect dots, see the trends, and generally miss the point entirely.  The only thing that I would find mildly entertaining is how many DUmbasses she has on her "iggy" list.

Pittstain; will continue to drone on endlessly about the issue of the day, and hasn't been note worthy since he threatened a homeless women.

Taverner, can't hold a job, loathes the job when he does have one, even a temporary one, and well, is proof that one should just say no to drugs.

Kpete; born on 1st base, laid on her back until she got to third, and is an expert in CPR (cut, paste, and run).  The only thing more boring is her "art". 

Zappaman; funny when poking the Nad, but that's it.  A one trick pony, errr DUmmy.

The Weeper; an overweight, sweaty loser,  Who is only entertaining when he tries to backpedal from his socialist views to appear "mainstream" during his attempts to win whatever elected office has the most benefits and least amount of work.

The quality of the "bouncy", once a staple of DUmp entertainment is absolutely abysmal.  Monkeys could randomly type up a better story.  I swear if I read one more and there aren't any law enforcement officials, shrubbery, conversions, or applause I am going to scream. 

Suffice it to say, I may have just become too jaded when it comes to the DUmp, as I now know their stupidity like the "business hour" is endless.

Title: Re: Re: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 03, 2013, 06:56:44 PM
Has a primitive keeling over ever had any effect in how they place in the running?
It could have happened but didn't.

In late 2009, the despicable, hateful bitch TLB was here campaigning fiercely for DOTY votes.

Despite her strenuous effort, she barely cracked the Top 20, as Pam Dawson swept to a richly deserved title.

Distraught, TLB immediately committed suicide, making the world a better place - true story.

I believe that had she killed herself a month or two earlier, she would have made the Top 10.

(For some unfathomable reason, maybe due to her command of grammar, coach had a crush on the bitch:
Quote
It was as if watching a beautiful bird in slow graceful flight, and one wished to see it forever and ever, as she tried to go around this site.  But alas God always has other plans.
)
Title: Re: Re: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: franksolich on June 03, 2013, 07:07:03 PM
(For some unfathomable reason, maybe due to her command of grammar, coach had a crush on the bitch:)

Oh now, you know I loved the immortal Tangerine LaBamba for more than just carnal reasons.

She was awesome, the way she spilled the beans on so many primitives.

Despite all my cajoling, pleading, and begging, she wouldn't however spill any beans on the sparkling old dude, Stinky the Clown, and one had to admire her for that, not ratting on a friend.

Her lustrous beauty and being wafts through this soul daily.
Title: Re: Re: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 03, 2013, 07:12:00 PM
Oh now, you know I loved the immortal Tangerine LaBamba for more than just carnal reasons.

She was awesome, the way she spilled the beans on so many primitives.

Despite all my cajoling, pleading, and begging, she wouldn't however spill any beans on the sparkling old dude, Stinky the Clown, and one had to admire her for that, not ratting on a friend.

Her lustrous beauty and being wafts through this soul daily.
I just remember how she said 9/11 wasn't all bad, since Barbara Olson was on one of the planes.

Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Tucker on June 03, 2013, 07:16:22 PM
No one jumps out and comes to mind.  Looking for an exceptional Dummy is like trying to find a black dog on a moonless night.  The chance of success is slim, and there are way better things to do.

All of the usual suspects are boring as hell, Nads will still talk gibberish, misspell, connect dots, see the trends, and generally miss the point entirely.  The only thing that I would find mildly entertaining is how many DUmbasses she has on her "iggy" list.

Pittstain; will continue to drone on endlessly about the issue of the day, and hasn't been note worthy since he threatened a homeless women.

Taverner, can't hold a job, loathes the job when he does have one, even a temporary one, and well, is proof that one should just say no to drugs.

Kpete; born on 1st base, laid on her back until she got to third, and is an expert in CPR (cut, paste, and run).  The only thing more boring is her "art". 

Zappaman; funny when poking the Nad, but that's it.  A one trick pony, errr DUmmy.

The Weeper; an overweight, sweaty loser,  Who is only entertaining when he tries to backpedal from his socialist views to appear "mainstream" during his attempts to win whatever elected office has the most benefits and least amount of work.

The quality of the "bouncy", once a staple of DUmp entertainment is absolutely abysmal.  Monkeys could randomly type up a better story.  I swear if I read one more and there aren't any law enforcement officials, shrubbery, conversions, or applause I am going to scream. 

Suffice it to say, I may have just become too jaded when it comes to the DUmp, as I now know their stupidity like the "business hour" is endless.



I had no idea that I wasn't alone in thinking that skimmer quality control standard has  dropped. It's getting harder and harder to find a good, top quality DUmmy.
Title: Re: Re: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Tucker on June 03, 2013, 07:18:22 PM
I just remember how she said 9/11 wasn't all bad, since Barbara Olson was on one of the planes.



Her husband is representing the queers in prop 8 out in CA. I wonder if there's a connection!
Title: Re: Re: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 03, 2013, 07:26:33 PM
Her husband is representing the queers in prop 8 out in CA. I wonder if there's a connection!

Well, W made him Solicitor General, and the DUmmies hated his guts, so he's okay by me.
Title: Re: Re: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Tucker on June 03, 2013, 07:52:03 PM
Well, W made him Solicitor General, and the DUmmies hated his guts, so he's okay by me.

But he's the champion for the DUmmies now and they love him.
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 03, 2013, 08:33:20 PM
The PhDD primitive will be in the top five.

The Taverner primitive will be in there somewhere.  I have to wonder though, will he be alive by year end or will he have succumbed to his vices by then? 

I agree, Bainsbane and Nadin.
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 03, 2013, 08:34:03 PM
DU has become so caustic and venomous that I think the primitives are afraid to say something out of line.

I though DU was an echo chamber. How could it become an even bigger echo chamber?
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: RWKindaGuy on June 03, 2013, 09:16:53 PM
hrmjustin - just because he seems to be the Bald dwarf's sockpuppet.  At least as an honorary DOTY.
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Dblhaul on June 03, 2013, 09:49:41 PM
I have to agree with Graham Cracker

It writes stupid with every post.
Title: Re: Re: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Big Dog on June 04, 2013, 08:37:00 AM
Has a primitive keeling over ever had any effect in how they place in the running?

My money's on PhDD, but I am worried she will not survive until we vote for DOTY. The way she talked, she is busy filling sandbags to fortify her ghetto crib against the Sons of Pancho Villa shooting it out with the Sons of Obama on her front porch.

But PhDD has bigger worries. My advice to her to survive (and to maximize the number of DOTY-worthy posts) is....

"Alex: don't fall asleep on your back."

(http://www.smiliemania.de/smilie.php?smile_ID=10460)
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: seahorse513 on June 04, 2013, 10:49:22 AM
I am voting for Nadine as well. However, she needs to retract some of the other dummies off her ignore list, so she can have some competition for her "stories".
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Karin on June 04, 2013, 12:46:12 PM
I don't see how PhDD can make it into the running.  You have to have a certain entertainment value to hit these big times.  She's boring.  Yes, she's execrable, as when she says "who are we to dictate someones culture?" in the matter of Saudis beating their wives.  But it takes more than vileness to make a DOTY. 

Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: njpines on June 04, 2013, 12:51:08 PM
I don't see how PhDD can make it into the running.  You have to have a certain entertainment value to hit these big times.  She's boring.  Yes, she's execrable, as when she says "who are we to dictate someones culture?" in the matter of Saudis beating their wives.  But it takes more than vileness to make a DOTY. 

Exactly!  She's a DUmmie through and through but boring as hell! :yawn:
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 04, 2013, 12:54:32 PM
I don't see how PhDD can make it into the running.  You have to have a certain entertainment value to hit these big times.  She's boring.  Yes, she's execrable, as when she says "who are we to dictate someones culture?" in the matter of Saudis beating their wives.  But it takes more than vileness to make a DOTY. 



Must . . . not . . . say . . . a . . .  thing . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: njpines on June 04, 2013, 12:58:51 PM
Must . . . not . . . say . . . a . . .  thing . . . :whistling:

It's a DOTY award, BSS, not a BOTY!  :lmao:  'Sides, we have ample competition here at CC if we want to give out that award!  :naughty:
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 04, 2013, 01:03:45 PM
It's a DOTY award, BSS, not a BOTY!  :lmao:  'Sides, we have ample competition here at CC if we want to give out that award!  :naughty:

Weeeeell, she does have entertainment value . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Tucker on June 04, 2013, 01:12:28 PM
Weeeeell, she does have entertainment value . . . :whistling:

Not much.
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Big Dog on June 04, 2013, 01:14:04 PM
I don't see how PhDD can make it into the running.  You have to have a certain entertainment value to hit these big times.  She's boring.  Yes, she's execrable, as when she says "who are we to dictate someones culture?" in the matter of Saudis beating their wives.  But it takes more than vileness to make a DOTY. 

I would vote for PhDD, for two reasons.

(http://www.smiliemania.de/smilie.php?smile_ID=10460)

No, not those two reasons.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

1. Her purely emotional processing (I can't use the word "thinking" with her anymore). Her post about hiding from gangbangers, and in the same paragraph hating the tools to defend herself, won me over.

2. The pure pretention she showed over here about having a PhD, yet finding out she's the grant coordinator for UM: not teaching, not writing, not doing anything in her field.

She is the DUmmy poster child! Hell, Jerry Lewis could have a telethon for her.
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 04, 2013, 01:26:53 PM
Not much.

Agreed.  I get about a word-and-a-half into one of her screeds and click off the screen--that's all I can take.
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Big Dog on June 04, 2013, 01:35:40 PM
It's a DOTY award, BSS, not a BOTY!  :lmao:  'Sides, we have ample competition here at CC if we want to give out that award!  :naughty:

C'mon, Sue....

 :picsneeded:
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: njpines on June 04, 2013, 02:26:41 PM
C'mon, Sue....

 :picsneeded:

Here ya go -- Bunnies Of The Year Award.  We now have 2 of them to duke it out!! 

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTX7HP6Oul_M8o4-GykTx11Yt2bGWDDkkkTPNtYfEN7N9L3Pa_TGA)

What did you think I meant??   O-)  :tongue:  :-)
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 04, 2013, 02:32:05 PM
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What did you think I meant??   O-)  :tongue:  :-)

Pictures of filthy bunnies not directed at me. WAHOO!!!!!!  :yahoo:

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Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Big Dog on June 04, 2013, 02:32:43 PM
Here ya go -- Bunnies Of The Year Award.  We now have 2 of them to duke it out!! 

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTX7HP6Oul_M8o4-GykTx11Yt2bGWDDkkkTPNtYfEN7N9L3Pa_TGA)

What did you think I meant??   O-)  :tongue:  :-)

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 04, 2013, 02:35:00 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Funny thing is it was not directed at me.
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 04, 2013, 03:54:43 PM

     I'm thinking the following...

     1. ProSense - for extending the job of 'fluffer' from its usual domain in the porn business to the White House and 0bama;
     2. Taverner - for blaming an entire economic system on his failures as a man;
     3. Nadin -      because, well, the bitch be trippin';
     4. TheMastersNemesis - because his posts are more sporadic, yet more intense each time, like herpes outbreaks;
     5. onehandle - for placing himself at risk of becoming the first person to contract throat cancer from fellating a single corporation;
     6. BanTheGop -for excellence in the art of making it difficult to distinguish between a lunatic and a very effective troll;
     7. BainsBane  - for combining the essence of DUmmies past: Pam, Melanie, and Liz;
     8. The Magistrate - for adding a regal charm to utter douchebagged puffery and incorrectness;
     9. Dreamer Tatum - because one zinger from DT is like a boot to a hornet's nest;
    10. Dollar Bill Hines / HollisinSonoma - for thinking we couldn't find him. Where'd you run off to, Hollis?
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Airwolf on June 04, 2013, 09:38:46 PM
Here you fo:

Aviation Pro- Biggest baddass behind a keyboard since TiT.

BanTheGOP- Just for his being a waste of skin

Stinky The Bitch ...I mean the Clown- anyone that has to live in the basement and then post online about how hard it is to get just a little power for his phone to work needs more help then any professional can give.
Title: Re: at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013
Post by: Aristotelian on June 05, 2013, 03:00:04 PM
Are we allowed to have a group nomination? The bullies seem to be more active and bolder in their attacks on nads these days.

Otherwise I agree with the consensus which seems to be gathering behind nads, Tav, and the all knowing PhDD.