The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Lauri on June 13, 2008, 03:52:16 PM
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The kids got out early today at 11:30.. thus far I have made
individual pizzas for five girls (had to borrow a neighbors mini van just to pick them up)
homemade pudding
and they are now decorating a furniture box that arrived last night. my son in law to be fashioned a house out of it... sleeps 1, possibly two.
they are entertained and good Lord almighty, I need a drink.
but i am out.. didnt anticipate this deep need for a narcotic in the middle of the day.. :bawl:
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Now! I'll join you, let me get home first. :-)
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Why wait till ya get home?
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I am not an expert, but I seem to remember a comprehensive study that found 8am is the proper time for summer vacation mom syndrome drinking to begin.
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I started last Sept. :-)
The little scamps and whippersnappers are all over my lawn already. :lmao:
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Might I suggest a dozen or so of these?
(http://www.burningthescale.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/margarita.gif)
And a song to go with them.
Nibblin' on sponge cake
Watchin' the sun bake
All of those tourists covered with oil
Strummin' my six-string
On my front porch swing
Smell those shrimp they're beginnin' to boil
Chorus:
Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's nobody's fault
I don't know the reason
I stayed here all season
Nothin' to show but this brand new tattoo
But it's a real beauty
A Mexican cutie
How it got here I haven't a clue
Chorus:
Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault
I blew out my flip-flop
Stepped on a pop-top
Cut my heel had to cruise on back home
But there's booze in the blender
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on
Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's my own damn fault
Yes and some people claim that there's a woman to blame
And I know it's my own damn fault
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For those of us who don't like "fruity foo-foo" metrosexual drinks, might I instead suggest:
(http://www.bov.ch/labels/USA/usa-stone-arrogant-bastard-ale.jpg)
It's only 7 AM now, so it's a bit early yet, but rest assured, once the lawn is mowed, other yardwork done, dog washed, and laundry started, I'll be on the back porch relaxing with one or four of these babies...
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For those of us who don't like "fruity foo-foo" metrosexual drinks, might I instead suggest:
(http://www.bov.ch/labels/USA/usa-stone-arrogant-bastard-ale.jpg)
It's only 7 AM now, so it's a bit early yet, but rest assured, once the lawn is mowed, other yardwork done, dog washed, and laundry started, I'll be on the back porch relaxing with one or four of these babies...
Is that what they are calling it these days? :rotf:
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Laddie needs a bath. Dogs get dirty.
So does your mind...
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Laddie needs a bath. Dogs get dirty.
So does your mind...
I know. :evillaugh:
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Laddie needs a bath. Dogs get dirty.
So does your mind...
That would be unpossible for Schade.
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first official day of summer here ... gorgeous sun! WOOHOO... cant believe it.
took the kiddo and dog to the park, sleeveless shirts and shorts and a bird pooped on the kiddo .. :lmao:
she is already complaining about being bored. but, in her defense, all the public school kids are still in class this week and we are planning her first trip to grandma's at the beach for tomorrow.
80 degrees in canada today... :cheersmate:
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first official day of summer here ... gorgeous sun! WOOHOO... cant believe it.
took the kiddo and dog to the park, sleeveless shirts and shorts and a bird pooped on the kiddo .. :lmao:
she is already complaining about being bored. but, in her defense, all the public school kids are still in class this week and we are planning her first trip to grandma's at the beach for tomorrow.
80 degrees in canada today... :cheersmate:
Sunny and clear in WA? Is this a bouncy or a stretchy?