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Title: the cousin safe and well
Post by: franksolich on June 01, 2013, 04:04:45 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022931783

Oh my.

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nadinbrzezinski (120,715 posts)    Sat Jun 1, 2013, 12:04 PM

Safe and Well Red Cross program

https://safeandwell.communityos.org/cms/index.php

Once again, keep this kicked for twelve hours.

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hrmjustin (9,905 posts)    Sat Jun 1, 2013, 12:10 PM

1. Kick!

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nadinbrzezinski (120,715 posts)    Sat Jun 1, 2013, 02:29 PM

2. Kick

The above's the whole campfire, 68 primitive views and 2 primitive comments.
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: franksolich on June 01, 2013, 04:27:01 PM
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hrmjustin (9,916 posts)   Sat Jun 1, 2013, 05:21 PM

3. Kick
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: Airwolf on June 01, 2013, 04:43:59 PM
Yawwwwnnn.
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: franksolich on June 01, 2013, 04:45:03 PM
Quote from: Airwolf on June 01, 2013, 04:43:59 PM
Yawwwwnnn.

I know, but I'm trying to track how popular the cousin is.
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: Skul on June 01, 2013, 05:39:24 PM
Cripes, gNads had to create a new sock-puppet, cause the other one put her on ignore.  :rofl:
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 01, 2013, 05:53:48 PM
She's still trying to recover some cred from being massacred over dissing those stupid windmills.

She discovered they cause cancer, and can fling a broken vane a mile.

Her purpose was sucking up to Crazy Miriam, who is anti-windmill.

But, alas, after being savaged at the DUmp, the nutcase still couldn't persuade Crazy Miriam to cough up gas money.

Even their editors hate journos and photogs.
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: FlippyDoo on June 01, 2013, 07:37:32 PM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 01, 2013, 05:53:48 PM
She's still trying to recover some cred from being massacred over dissing those stupid windmills.

She discovered they cause cancer, and can fling a broken vane a mile.

Her purpose was sucking up to Crazy Miriam, who is anti-windmill.

But, alas, after being savaged at the DUmp, the nutcase still couldn't persuade Crazy Miriam to cough up gas money.

Even their editors hate journos and photogs.

I'm sure after her post about the vane slinging windmills that several Major League Baseball teams went out trying to recruit windmills to occupy the pitcher's mound.

Naturally they probably ended up disappointed and began wondering if nads can sling a baseball as fast as she can sling bullsh!+. Which brings to mind a question. Has she claimed to be a baseball player yet?
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: RWKindaGuy on June 01, 2013, 07:45:37 PM
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nadinbrzezinski (120,715 posts)    Sat Jun 1, 2013, 12:04 PM

Safe and Well Red Cross program

https://safeandwell.communityos.org/cms/index.php

Once again, keep this kicked for twelve hours.

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hrmjustin (9,905 posts)    Sat Jun 1, 2013, 12:10 PM

1. Kick!

Hmmmm, just enough time to log on and kick the thread.
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 01, 2013, 08:48:59 PM
Quote from: franksolich on June 01, 2013, 04:45:03 PM
I know, but I'm trying to track how popular the cousin is.

OK I guess I missed something here Frank. Who/what is the cousin?  Been real busy this spring, ya know? Kinda lost track.  First week I've had since March that I wasn't doing serious OT. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: franksolich on June 01, 2013, 09:17:32 PM
Quote from: I_B_Perky on June 01, 2013, 08:48:59 PM
OK I guess I missed something here Frank. Who/what is the cousin?  Been real busy this spring, ya know? Kinda lost track.  First week I've had since March that I wasn't doing serious OT. :cheersmate:

I long ago noticed some remarkable similarities in how nadin and I look, so I assume we're second cousins eight times removed, or eighth cousins two times removed, probably related through franksolich's eastern European Judaic maternal great-grandmother.

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/fs46_zpse2052597.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/fs46_zpse2052597.jpg.html)(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/nadinnose_zps51ccee5a.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/nadinnose_zps51ccee5a.jpg.html)
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 01, 2013, 09:19:15 PM
Thanks Frank!   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: franksolich on June 01, 2013, 09:21:44 PM
Quote from: I_B_Perky on June 01, 2013, 09:19:15 PM
Thanks Frank!   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

You do see the similarities, right?
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 01, 2013, 09:27:12 PM
Quote from: franksolich on June 01, 2013, 09:21:44 PM
You do see the similarities, right?

Yes I do.  Scary ain't it?  Makes me wonder what kind of dumbass is out there that I'm related to. My dad was from NY... lived all over the place up north before Granddad moved his family down here back in the mid 40's. I think if I was related to say pittstain I would jump off a bridge or something.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: Revolution on June 02, 2013, 02:11:03 AM
Oh God, I hope to heaven I'm not related to any of them.

Kick.  :-)
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 02, 2013, 06:28:35 AM
When I first read the thread title I thought you meant you were going to drop a bank safe on her head and then dump her down a well.
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: diesel driver on June 02, 2013, 06:46:36 AM
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on June 02, 2013, 06:28:35 AM
When I first read the thread title I thought you meant you were going to drop a bank safe on her head and then dump her down a well.

No, not the Coach.

He's not that obvious.  If Coach takes you out, you won't even know it!

He can make it look like anything from "natural causes" to "natural disaster".   :lmao:

He's good at what he does!   :-)
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: Dori on June 02, 2013, 11:21:56 AM
Sorry Frank, I don't see any similarities at all.  Doesn't gNads roots spring up from Mexico?
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: franksolich on June 02, 2013, 11:33:23 AM
Quote from: Dori on June 02, 2013, 11:21:56 AM
Sorry Frank, I don't see any similarities at all.  Doesn't gNads roots spring up from Mexico?

Her parents were originally from Poland, or her parent's parents were.

My mother's mother's mother was an Ashkenazi, an eastern European of Judiac derivation, just as the cousin is.

I figure there's some degree of relationship there, because these people were in this area for more than a thousand years, and of course intermarried a great deal.  The pie-and-jam primitive, the "grasswire" primitive, who's traced her ancestry clear back to Adam and Eve, knows this stuff, too.

My mother's mother's mother was also very short, like the oblate spheroid, but she was no oblate spheroid.

I think if the cousin and I were walking down a street together, most people upon seeing us would agree that while we're not identical twins, we must be at least fraternal twins.
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 02, 2013, 11:37:03 AM
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The pie-and-jam primitive, the "grasswire" primitive, who's traced her ancestry clear back to Adam and Eve, knows this stuff, too.

That would be an achievement, considering she claims six generations since the Viet Nam War.
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: franksolich on June 02, 2013, 11:43:19 AM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 02, 2013, 11:37:03 AM
That would be an achievement, considering she claims six generations since the Viet Nam War.

True.

(For those who don't know, the "grasswire" primitive, who's about 65-70 years old, alleges herself to be a great-great-great-grandmother of who's now probably a 7-year-old kid.)  Five generations in about sixty years.
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: Chris_ on June 02, 2013, 11:49:18 AM
Quote from: franksolich on June 02, 2013, 11:43:19 AM
True.

(For those who don't know, the "grasswire" primitive, who's about 65-70 years old, alleges herself to be a great-great-great-grandmother of who's now probably a 7-year-old kid.)  Five generations in about sixty years.
Liberal family values.
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: Dori on June 02, 2013, 11:56:51 AM
Quote from: franksolich on June 02, 2013, 11:43:19 AM
True.

(For those who don't know, the "grasswire" primitive, who's about 65-70 years old, alleges herself to be a great-great-great-grandmother of who's now probably a 7-year-old kid.)  Five generations in about sixty years.

I have a five generation picture.  My daughters, me, mother, grandmother and great grandmother.  :-)
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 02, 2013, 04:38:27 PM
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on June 02, 2013, 06:28:35 AM
When I first read the thread title I thought you meant you were going to drop a bank safe on her head and then dump her down a well.

One could hope . . . :naughty:
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 02, 2013, 09:36:01 PM
Quote from: Dori on June 02, 2013, 11:56:51 AM
I have a five generation picture.  My daughters, me, mother, grandmother and great grandmother.  :-)
Well, yes, but the fecund addled grasswipe claimed to be a great-great-great-grandmother at age 65.

Maybe that's common among lab animals and 0bamaites.
Title: Re: the cousin safe and well
Post by: Airwolf on June 02, 2013, 11:12:53 PM
Quote from: franksolich on June 01, 2013, 04:45:03 PM
I know, but I'm trying to track how popular the cousin is.


Not you Frank. El Guapo needs to step up with the crunchy newz or start working for MSMBC