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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Delmar on June 01, 2013, 03:15:42 PM
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Sat Jun 1, 2013, 01:42 PM
Aviation Pro (7,673 posts)
Dear Republicant Phlegm...
...you backassward billie****s are scared of us. Want to know why, ****stains? Because you're being confronted by a new set of liberals/progressives in the Democratic Party. New, because we don't cower in the face of your steaming pile of dense hot wind shit that you bellow out of your taking ****ing pie holes; new, because we have proudly served in the military and not just in combat support areas but in combat arms and we ****ing liked it; new, because we're no longer the carichature of the homeless, penniless hippie, we've got mounds of ****ing cash and networks and I'll match our 1st tier billionaires against your hermit-like, walking-wads-of-shit-paper, 2nd tier fake billionaires.
So in other words, adi-****ing-os takers, you can hang on to the verbal diarrhea of bullshit mountain and see your influence fade like a fart in a thunderstorm, in fact please do.
Meet the new liberals, assclowns.
And to my tribe:
Rise.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022932154
:badass:
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Sat Jun 1, 2013, 01:42 PM
Aviation Pro (7,673 posts)
Dear Republicant Phlegm...
...you backassward billie****s are scared of us. Want to know why, ****stains? Because you're being confronted by a new set of liberals/progressives in the Democratic Party. New, because we don't cower in the face of your steaming pile of dense hot wind shit that you bellow out of your taking ****ing pie holes; new, because we have proudly served in the military and not just in combat support areas but in combat arms and we ****ing liked it; new, because we're no longer the carichature of the homeless, penniless hippie, we've got mounds of ****ing cash and networks and I'll match our 1st tier billionaires against your hermit-like, walking-wads-of-shit-paper, 2nd tier fake billionaires.
So in other words, adi-****ing-os takers, you can hang on to the verbal diarrhea of bullshit mountain and see your influence fade like a fart in a thunderstorm, in fact please do.
Meet the new liberals, assclowns.
And to my tribe:
Rise.
Bwhahahahahahahah!!! What a moron.
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Sat Jun 1, 2013, 01:42 PM
Aviation Pro (7,673 posts)
Dear Republicant Phlegm...
Have a Snickers, son - you get crabby when you're hungry.
:whatever:
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And to my tribe:
Rise.
(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/rise-planet-apes-tv-spots-featurette_zps9b249fd9.jpg) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/rise-planet-apes-tv-spots-featurette_zps9b249fd9.jpg.html)
Rise DUmpmonkeys, rise.
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Have a Snickers, son - you get crabby when you're hungry.
:whatever:
Methinks he needs some Midol.
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Methinks he needs some Midol.
Well, the primitive's obviously already had a lobotomy.
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Sat Jun 1, 2013, 01:42 PM
Aviation Pro (7,673 posts)
Dear Republicant Phlegm...
...you backassward billie****s are scared of us. Want to know why, ****stains? Because you're being confronted by a new set of liberals/progressives in the Democratic Party. New, because we don't cower in the face of your steaming pile of dense hot wind shit that you bellow out of your taking ****ing pie holes; new, because we have proudly served in the military and not just in combat support areas but in combat arms and we ****ing liked it; new, because we're no longer the carichature of the homeless, penniless hippie, we've got mounds of ****ing cash and networks and I'll match our 1st tier billionaires against your hermit-like, walking-wads-of-shit-paper, 2nd tier fake billionaires.
So in other words, adi-****ing-os takers, you can hang on to the verbal diarrhea of bullshit mountain and see your influence fade like a fart in a thunderstorm, in fact please do.
Meet the new liberals, assclowns.
And to my tribe:
Rise.
I guess someone just found out that FOXNews beat the next three networks COMBINED.
Whuuuups.........sorry.
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4980260368876956&pid=1.7)
Isn't every one of his posts like this? Can it, blowhard. And anyway, what do you mean new? Haven't you claimed Vietnam Vet status, or some similar shit?
Bring it, Twinkle Toes. Go out back and practice falling down. I'll be there when I'm done with some mundane task I hate to do.
BTW, pack a lunch and I know more about aircraft than you do.
takers
Heh.....being a taker really pisses you off, huh?
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Have a Snickers, son - you get crabby when you're hungry.
:whatever:
:rofl: H5
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Dear Aviation Pro,
Blow me.
V/r
TRG
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Meet the new liberals,
We have, shitstain.
They are a bunch of males who suck dick and take it up the ass, females who munch carpet, none of you work, you're all societal leeches who use drugs, and the only thing you can kill are unborn babies.
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Wow. For a bunch of rich, highly motivated tough guys they sure do whine and mewl and complain about how they need nanny government to hold their hands.
Frightened to death of cops and citizens with guns. Can't find a job. Can't provide for themselves. Can't move out of their parents' houses even though they hate them. Live in fear of illness. Wail about the impending doom of the planet. Eat up with psychological maladies. See a thousand conspiracies lined up against them by conservatives.
They remind me of a bunch of Chihuahuas that YAP-YAP-YAP loudly and aggressively until you turn toward them, then instantly transform into a trembling, cowering little mass of nerves.
"Rise."
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Our most shy and reserved CC ladies are a thousand times more self-assured and capable than any of these internet badasses. Yeah, that includes you, Flying Prophylactic.
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Anytime. Don't bother with a lunch because your teeth won't be around to swallow it.
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Isn't every one of his posts like this?
Pretty much, yeah. He disappears for weeks at a time then suddenly shows up with these, "I'm gonna whup all y'alls asses!" posts before running away again.
I think he's a mean drunk who you never hear anything from when he's sober, but gets nasty when he ties one on. Of course that same drunk gets cold-cocked in the parking lot and lies there in a puddle of his own blood and piss until closing time when a friend drags him home. Then he calls in to work the next day so his buddies don't see his busted lip.
Same principle at work here, only in a virtual way. :-)
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we're no longer the carichature
He's trying to stir up a kerfunkle, but all he did was prove that if it's not vulgar, they can't spell it.
I believe this DUmmy is another one of the DUmp's make-believe phony soldiers, maybe DUmoTex's buddy.
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we're no longer the carichature (sic)
An instance of "Life imitates art," one surmises.
:whatever:
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So in other words, adi-****ing-os takers, you can hang on to the verbal diarrhea of bullshit mountain and see your influence fade like a fart in a thunderstorm, in fact please do.
Oh hell no. Who are you calling a taker? The only taker I see are the whiners on your forum who bitch and moan about everything.
- Wahh I have to buy my shoes on E-bay.
- Wahh gas is too much.
- Wahh I can't find a job.
- Wahh Florida casinos won't let me play slots with my EBT.
- Wahh I live in my parent's basement.
- Wahh it's too hot outside.
Today is the first of the month. When you get your welfare check or your reloaded EBT card, YOU'RE WELCOME! Lord knows my family doesn't need to depend on the taxpayer's to support us. I'm going to eat a huge ass steak for dinner tonight and laugh at your miserable asses.
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AvPro--weren't you the same dipshit who didn't know the difference between .22 and .223?
Yeah, thought so.
Oh, and to paraphrase a former Republican president, bring it on, mother****er.
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The primitives are angry all the time which makes reading their stuff funny. But when they reach the point of seething anger like this flydork is in his post, then you know they've gone over the edge. But as noted by others, this quack has been in la-la land for a long time now.
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OH MY! They are going to kill us! :rofl: If they could only see what I was doing all day! My 17 HMR is dead on at 200 yards and my 41 mag is kicking ass at anything under 100. My 243 and 270 are doing what they should at any distance. Oh man I only wish for a target rich environment.
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We have, shitstain.
They are a bunch of males who suck dick and take it up the ass, females who munch carpet, none of you work, you're all societal leeches who use drugs, and the only thing you can kill are unborn babies.
Not to mention folks who think they are another species. :whistling: :whistling:
Edited to add... the TV was on National Geographic channel when I come in from whacking weeds and they had some promo for a series called Taboo. Never seen it. Anyway... some guy was on it and thought he was born to be a dog. Ate dog food from dog bowls, etc.
UGP soul mate?
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The textbook definition of an Internet Tough Guy.
Between his swaggering, short- tempered idiocy, and the great replies all of you are giving, I've been steadily chuckling for the last several minutes.
Oh, and for him bragging about his money and the money the Democrats have, I thought a standard tenet of ultra- liberalism was the belief that "Rich people= Evil monsters who must be forced to give every penny in their bank accounts to welfare parasites, then be executed for their 'Crimes Against Social Justice.'"
Pretty much, yeah. He disappears for weeks at a time then suddenly shows up with these, "I'm gonna whup all y'alls asses!" posts before running away again.
I think he's a mean drunk who you never hear anything from when he's sober, but gets nasty when he ties one on. Of course that same drunk gets cold-cocked in the parking lot and lies there in a puddle of his own blood and piss until closing time when a friend drags him home. Then he calls in to work the next day so his buddies don't see his busted lip.
Same principle at work here, only in a virtual way. :-)
There's a problem with that theory: I doubt this d- bag has any friends, let alone one who cares enough about him to drag him home.
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Pretty much, yeah. He disappears for weeks at a time then suddenly shows up with these, "I'm gonna whup all y'alls asses!" posts before running away again.
I think he's a mean drunk who you never hear anything from when he's sober, but gets nasty when he ties one on. Of course that same drunk gets cold-cocked in the parking lot and lies there in a puddle of his own blood and piss until closing time when a friend drags him home. Then he calls in to work the next day so his buddies don't see his busted lip.
Same principle at work here, only in a virtual way. :-)
Yeah, the last one I recall was about two months ago.
Same internet "tough guy from a distance" BS.
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There's a problem with that theory: I doubt this d- bag has any friends, let alone one who cares enough about him to drag him home.
Never underestimate the dummies ability to seek out and find idiots that think like they do. They are like cockroaches... they're everywhere. :cheersmate:
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Democrats don't cower? you mean the ones who are calling on Holder to resign? the ones who are terrified of this IRS scandal? the ones who are terrified of Benghazi? the ones who are terrified of Obamacare? the same Democrats who are terrified that all these things combined will render them powerless for the mid-terms?
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So, he wants to kick my ass does he......I don't own a donkey any more but if I still did, I know which one would win.
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Sat Jun 1, 2013, 01:42 PM
Aviation Pro (7,673 posts)
Dear Republicant Phlegm...
...you backassward billie****s are scared of us. Want to know why, ****stains? Because you're being confronted by a new set of liberals/progressives in the Democratic Party. New, because we don't cower in the face of your steaming pile of dense hot wind shit that you bellow out of your taking ****ing pie holes; new, because we have proudly served in the military and not just in combat support areas but in combat arms and we ****ing liked it; new, because we're no longer the carichature of the homeless, penniless hippie, we've got mounds of ****ing cash and networks and I'll match our 1st tier billionaires against your hermit-like, walking-wads-of-shit-paper, 2nd tier fake billionaires.
So in other words, adi-****ing-os takers, you can hang on to the verbal diarrhea of bullshit mountain and see your influence fade like a fart in a thunderstorm, in fact please do.
Meet the new liberals, assclowns.
And to my tribe:
Rise.
Where do they get this idea that we are scared of them? Maybe they they are dumb enough to believe since we don't post at DU that it is out of fear. They aren't smart enough to make the connection that if we do post there we get banned and every post we make scrubbed.
I am also amused how he claims they don't cower, when they live in total fear of everything, fear of global warming, fear of guns, and fear that Rush Limbaugh and other conservatives are allowed to exist and are not thrown off the radio and put in prison for thought crimes.
I am also amused by the claim that DU is populated by veterans. the reality is, most of DU hates the military, unless gays are serving, and those that did serve spent their entire military career on sick call.
The comment about them not being penniless hippies is also very amusing, when most of DU couldn't come up with 2 nickles to rub together if their lives depended on it. They are constantly posting tales of woe how they can't afford to see a doctor, or pay the $7 co pay for a bottle of pills. How is it if they are so much smarter than us that they constantly need someone else to foot the bill for them. They also lack the dignity and sense of pride of wanting to earn their own way. You never see a DUmmy post about what they are willing to do in order to get what they want, they always piss and moan that what they want isn't free.
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I just read this thread for the first time, didn't click over to the DUmp yet. But I suspect that thread has well over a hundred recs for the greatest page.
Impotent pussies.
Pardon my language.
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I just read this thread for the first time, didn't click over to the DUmp yet. But I suspect that thread has well over a hundred recs for the greatest page.
42 Recs, 15 replies, 967 views
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Where do they get this idea that we are scared of them? Maybe they they are dumb enough to believe since we don't post at DU that it is out of fear. They aren't smart enough to make the connection that if we do post there we get banned and every post we make scrubbed.
I am also amused how he claims they don't cower, when they live in total fear of everything, fear of global warming, fear of guns, and fear that Rush Limbaugh and other conservatives are allowed to exist and are not thrown off the radio and put in prison for thought crimes.
I am also amused by the claim that DU is populated by veterans. the reality is, most of DU hates the military, unless gays are serving, and those that did serve spent their entire military career on sick call.
The comment about them not being penniless hippies is also very amusing, when most of DU couldn't come up with 2 nickles to rub together if their lives depended on it. They are constantly posting tales of woe how they can't afford to see a doctor, or pay the $7 co pay for a bottle of pills. How is it if they are so much smarter than us that they constantly need someone else to foot the bill for them. They also lack the dignity and sense of pride of wanting to earn their own way. You never see a DUmmy post about what they are willing to do in order to get what they want, they always piss and moan that what they want isn't free.
He also mentions we fear them because "you're being confronted by a new set of liberals/progressives in the Democratic Party."
The only "new" about the dimrat party is it rapidly becoming the commie party from the old USSR days. He's further pissed that we conservatives won't let the lib/progs take the country with them to hell.
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Sadly I pictured a morbidly obese 40+ year old basement dweller masturbating bitterly while he pounded that out one fingered on his $9 walmart special keyboard.
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Hey DUchebag, I fart in your general direction.
Someone is heading to the kooky ranch and soon. I wonder if this has to do with the worst run state passing CCW? That does seem to have set the impotent, low IQers off.
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Old picture, but...
(http://imageshack.us/a/img224/2194/moonbattk9.gif)
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Heh, he calls us the scared ones but doesn't have the balls God gave the common male flea to leave the island and come here to post his screed.
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Sadly I pictured a morbidly obese 40+ year old basement dweller masturbating bitterly while he pounded that out one fingered on his $9 walmart special keyboard.
(http://gi61.photobucket.com/groups/h74/6FXL1MRF2A/what-your-cyber-mate-may-really-loo.jpg)
You mean something like this?
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I dare him to come to CC. :fuelfire: :lmao:
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(http://gi61.photobucket.com/groups/h74/6FXL1MRF2A/what-your-cyber-mate-may-really-loo.jpg)
You mean something like this?
Yes but hairier and crying.
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How utterly douchebaggy was this?:
And to my tribe:
Rise.
How embarrassing!
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Aviation Pro (7,673 posts)
Dear Republicant Phlegm...
...you backassward billie****s are scared of us.
Easy big fellow, you're about to let that alligator mouth overload that canary ass. Anyway if you don't heed this warning come on over to CC. I'm sure there would be more than one taker on your little meaningless threat. :bird:
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Aviation Pro
Points at Republicans, puffs out chest, and yells like a 5 year old trying to scare his big sister
I'm no Republican, but I'm your huckleberrry. That's just my game.
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How utterly douchebaggy was this?:
"And to my tribe:
Rise."
How embarrassing!
It sounds utterly Pittian.
Remember this, from his legendary Bootheel Cat post?:
We mourn for the next few days. We sing the songs of our friend.
And then we work.
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:lmao: Yes, decidedly Pittian.
It almost sounds like the multitudes are bowed down before him, in prayerful worship and rapturous attention. Then, he raises his arms in a messianic pose, and commands the throngs to their feet to do his bidding.
What an asshole.
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:lmao: Yes, decidedly Pittian.
It almost sounds like the multitudes are bowed down before him, in prayerful worship and rapturous attention. Then, he raises his arms in a messianic pose, and commands the throngs to their feet to do his bidding.
What an asshole.
Jim Jones did the same thing.
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And to my tribe:
Rise.
Stolen from the Charles Manson murderers.
After the Tate murders, the Manson hippies (democrats) murdered the LaBiancas.
They scrawled the word "Rise" on the wall in the blood of their victims.
Moonbats...not an original thought since 1969.
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:lmao: Yes, decidedly Pittian.
It almost sounds like the multitudes are bowed down before him, in prayerful worship and rapturous attention. Then, he raises his arms in a messianic pose, and commands the throngs to their feet to do his bidding.
What an asshole.
"Fly, my monkeys. Fly!"
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SESI19h4wDo[/youtube]
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Sat Jun 1, 2013, 01:42 PM
Aviation Pro (7,673 posts)
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Rise.
I'm in Augusta, Ga. Create an account, PM me when you're in town and bring it.
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As we all knew it's been a few days and not even a response from the little bitchweasle since it started acting like he was the re incarnation of John Wayne when he is really more like the coward that shot him in "The Cowboys"
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Maybe said DUmb**** sobered up.