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Title: GROANER - Friars
Post by: CG6468 on June 01, 2013, 12:02:06 AM
There was this group of Friars.
 
In order to raise money to support their Abby they decided to open a flower shop. Now everyone wanted to buy their flowers from "Men of God", so this was ruining the business of the only other florist shop in town.
 
The owner, thinking this was unfair competition went and politely ask the Friars to close their business. They refused.
 
The unhappy owner then demanded that they close and again the Friars refused.
 
He had his mother call and beg the Friars to shut down and they ignored her.
 
Finally the owner hired Hugh McTaggert, the biggest, meanest thug in town. Hugh beat up the Friars and trashed their florist shop. Terrified the Friars closed shop and left town.
 
This proves that Hugh, and only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
Title: Re: GROANER - Friars
Post by: Karin on June 03, 2013, 04:01:21 PM
How many bitchslaps ya rack up after posting that?
Title: Re: GROANER - Friars
Post by: CG6468 on June 03, 2013, 04:22:38 PM
How many bitchslaps ya rack up after posting that?

None, and be nice!  :cheersmate: