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Title: DUmmy Bennyboy Speeding Up The Inheritance
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 29, 2013, 11:21:02 PM
DUmmy Bennyboy, in the third month of his suicidal diabetic hunger strike, still apparently survives. By now, he must be covered with what he calls "squeamish carcinoma" which can only be cured by free access to an unlimited amount of marijuana.

Countless times he's posted about his hatred for his parents, who allow him to live in their home consuming vast quantities of their food, to the point where he's now on the sudden-death side of 400 pounds. He's also posted repeatedly about how much he resents having to help care for his elderly parents while living rent-free.

It appears now that dear old Mom is at DUmmy Bennyboy's sweet mercy. Looks like he won't have to use the pillow after all:
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Mon May 27, 2013, 04:41 PM
Bennyboy (9,057 posts)

Today, I was my very own death panel (my Mom)

Decision day. She took out her breathing tube last night. Do we put it back in? She is incoherent and sticking to the bed, she hs so much fluid. So do we insure a few more days or do we make her last days comfortable? I was going to have to make the decision to how much we were going to do in regards to the ventilator but she made that decision herself.
 
In some ways, I think people no matter what face some kind of death panel. family or otherwise. I think they can keep almost anyone alive but is that all there is?
 
Very very hard to deal with right now. All alone. my Borther is no help other than give my the weekly attaboy......

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022909043
It's very unlikely the old lady removed the breathing tube on her own.



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Response to Bennyboy (Original post)
Mon May 27, 2013, 05:25 PM
Warpy (69,301 posts)

18. I had to do it for both my parents.
DUmmy Warpy's parents were in a particularly bad situation, given their daughter's predilection for stealing painkillers.



Someone suspects what really happened:
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Response to Bennyboy (Original post)
Mon May 27, 2013, 06:01 PM
mia (3,107 posts)

I would probably want to have the breathing tube put back in, just in case she accidentally pulled it out.




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Mon May 27, 2013, 07:02 PM
hopemountain (269 posts)

65. take her hand
and tell her everything that is on your heart right now, bennyboy.

That would be awful. He's told us a dozen times how he hates the old lady and resents caring for her.


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Response to Bennyboy (Original post)
Mon May 27, 2013, 07:27 PM
nadinbrzezinski (120,569 posts)

73. Let me give you a hug
Gross!


Title: Re: DUmmy Bennyboy Speeding Up The Inheritance
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on May 29, 2013, 11:49:00 PM
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Mon May 27, 2013, 07:27 PM
nadinbrzezinski (120,569 posts)

73. Let me give you a hug


No, thanks.....
Title: Re: DUmmy Bennyboy Speeding Up The Inheritance
Post by: diesel driver on May 30, 2013, 05:23:16 AM
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hopemountain (269 posts)

65. take her hand
and tell her everything that is on your heart right now, bennyboy.

That would take DUmmie bennyboy all of 3 seconds, and just 3 words.

"DIE, BITCH!  DIE!"

DUmmies have no heart, no soul.  None would be missed if they all disappeared tomorrow, or even today.
Title: Re: DUmmy Bennyboy Speeding Up The Inheritance
Post by: franksolich on May 30, 2013, 05:39:09 AM

Dude.

A classic thread, short, succinct, and to the point.

Awesome.
Title: Re: DUmmy Bennyboy Speeding Up The Inheritance
Post by: jtyangel on May 30, 2013, 06:16:02 AM
A family honoring the wishes of their relatives isn't a farkin death panel you moron. How much more apples to oranges can these assholes get to try and justify their disgraceful greed and lust for 'free' ie on everyone else's back but my own healthcare. I'm losing my patience for these hypocrites. Greed will always justify its means to an end and that why liberals believe the insane positions they do with a straight face
Title: Re: DUmmy Bennyboy Speeding Up The Inheritance
Post by: Big Dog on May 30, 2013, 06:23:32 AM
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Response to Bennyboy (Original post)
Mon May 27, 2013, 07:27 PM
nadinbrzezinski (120,569 posts)

73. Let me give you a hug

I had a dream once where Ben Franklin was humping my leg, and I couldn't shake him loose. It was traumatic.

gNads just gave me a PTSD flashback!
Title: Re: DUmmy Bennyboy Speeding Up The Inheritance
Post by: Gina on May 30, 2013, 06:37:26 AM
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Mon May 27, 2013, 07:27 PM
nadinbrzezinski (120,569 posts)

73. Let me give you a hug


Hope she can get around his squeamish stuff  :naughty:

(https://c479107.ssl.cf2.rackcdn.com/files/10685/width668/qfybv2px-1337060108.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmy Bennyboy Speeding Up The Inheritance
Post by: Karin on May 30, 2013, 07:26:30 AM
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gNads just gave me a PTSD flashback!

Or, as the subway cat calls it, "PSTD."

DUmmie Bennyboy is a nasty piece of work.  Spouting off on the internet all the time how much he hates his parents, now he wants to haul out the violin? 
Title: Re: DUmmy Bennyboy Speeding Up The Inheritance
Post by: RWKindaGuy on May 30, 2013, 08:01:19 AM
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Mon May 27, 2013, 07:27 PM
nadinbrzezinski (120,569 posts)

73. Let me give you a hug

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR8ELAOfWRzs5tz1IKG5s7BpEo8lNlaan8HXkH6Jhoj-fn_DZ7y)
Title: Re: DUmmy Bennyboy Speeding Up The Inheritance
Post by: Big Dog on May 30, 2013, 08:02:49 AM
Or, as the subway cat calls it, "PSTD."

Post Spaying Trauma Disorder?
Title: Re: DUmmy Bennyboy Speeding Up The Inheritance
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 30, 2013, 11:35:10 AM

(https://c479107.ssl.cf2.rackcdn.com/files/10685/width668/qfybv2px-1337060108.jpg)


Oh my god. I'm sure nadin thought those nude photos were long gone.
Title: Re: DUmmy Bennyboy Speeding Up The Inheritance
Post by: Karin on May 30, 2013, 11:53:34 AM
The internet is forever, GOBUCKS.  Maybe this is one of those boudoir photos done for her husband. 
Title: Re: DUmmy Bennyboy Speeding Up The Inheritance
Post by: I_B_Perky on May 31, 2013, 06:23:16 PM
Maybe his mom saw what her boy has become and decided to off herself before he does it for her. Wouldn't it be a hoot if the will donated everything to charity and left him with nothing?
Title: Re: DUmmy Bennyboy Speeding Up The Inheritance
Post by: diesel driver on May 31, 2013, 06:57:20 PM
Maybe his mom saw what her boy has become and decided to off herself before he does it for her. Wouldn't it be a hoot if the will donated everything to charity her church and left him with nothing?

No, that would be JUSTICE!   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: DUmmy Bennyboy Speeding Up The Inheritance
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 01, 2013, 10:40:58 AM
Seems awfully eager to believe she voluntarily pulled it out herself...kind of like someone's trying to build up a plausible backstory...