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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Hayrolling on May 28, 2013, 11:49:18 AM

Title: Oh Religious Green is not liking this
Post by: Hayrolling on May 28, 2013, 11:49:18 AM: For the longest time I had a Google alert set up to track Global cooling, coming ice age things like that. I really didn't get much in response to it for the longest time.

About middle of last week it is going crazy the loony liberal mush brain is swimming to the other direction.

But get this they are still blaming CO2
Title: Re: Oh Religious Green is not liking this
Post by: ExGeeEye on May 28, 2013, 04:44:26 PM: Quote from: Hayrolling on May 28, 2013, 11:49:18 AM
...they are still blaming CO2

Yep. They were doing that before, too...

They almost had me sold on the "coming ice age" when I was a teen/twentysomething...

Then they seemingly overnight switched over to catastrophic global warning, with the exact same causes.

"oh, no way the same causes start causing opposite results."

It was like watching the second plane on 9/11..."oh, no way this is an accident."
Title: Re: Oh Religious Green is not liking this
Post by: FlaGator on May 28, 2013, 08:51:19 PM: Good weather = global warming
Bad weather = global warming
Lots of hurricanes = global warming
Few hurricanes = global warming
Tornado storms = global warming
Fire storms = global warming
Ice storms = global warming
Hot summers = global warming
Cool summers = global warming
Warm winters = global warming
Freezing winters = global warming
Grandma died = global warming
Dog chases cat = global warming
Car blows horn = global warming
Al Gore racks in 250 million = global warming

... and the beat goes on
Title: Re: Oh Religious Green is not liking this
Post by: Chris_ on May 28, 2013, 08:52:19 PM: Quote from: FlaGator on May 28, 2013, 08:51:19 PM
... and the beat goes on
Amen. It's nearly June and it's finally breaking the 80-degree mark here. That usually happens in late April/early May.
Title: Re: Oh Religious Green is not liking this
Post by: Splashdown on May 29, 2013, 05:11:13 AM: Quote from: FlaGator on May 28, 2013, 08:51:19 PM
Good weather = global warming
Bad weather = global warming
Lots of hurricanes = global warming
Few hurricanes = global warming
Tornado storms = global warming
Fire storms = global warming
Ice storms = global warming
Hot summers = global warming
Cool summers = global warming
Warm winters = global warming
Freezing winters = global warming
Grandma died = global warming
Dog chases cat = global warming
Car blows horn = global warming
Al Gore racks in 250 million = global warming

... and the beat goes on

Add "el niÃ±o" in there once in a while.

:-)