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Title: Hillary claims to be Bi-Sexual in her new Book
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 26, 2013, 11:50:51 AM
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/world-exclusive-inside-hillary-clintons-shocking-25-million-tell-all
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In a series of bombshells sure to rock the nation’s capital and her politi­cal supporters all across America, Hillary will finally admit the truth about her sexuality, her recent brain cancer agony and what really happened to Osama bin Laden’s corpse.

The ambitious politico will also disclose what former White House intern Monica Lewinsky confessed about her affair with then-president Bill Clinton and divulge the Monica baby news that she’s kept secret for 17 years, sources say.

“By writing this tell-all, Hillary will settle old scores and get revenge on her enemies,” said a close friend.
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Insiders say the biggest bombshell Hillary will drop is the flagrant lie she’s been telling for decades about the true nature of her sexuality.

“Bill and Hillary are the consummate politi­cians, and they realize the LGBT community is a huge voting bloc,” said a family insider.

“They want lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgender people behind Hillary in the 2016 campaign. So Hillary’s going to come clean for the votes. She’ll admit that she’s bisexual and has had lesbian relationships.”

Hillary dropped a major hint about her coming out in March when she announced her support of gay marriage in a six-minute video.

“Hillary sent a clear message about her true feelings, saying that her ‘personal views’ about gay life and marriage ‘have been shaped over time by people I have known and loved,’” explained the source.

“While Hillary wasn’t specific about the identity of those ‘people,’ her book will reveal all the details.”

According to a source, Hillary will also confirm The ENQUIRER’s report in 2000 that a veterinarian who treated the family cat Socks at the White House stumbled upon her locked in a steamy embrace with a woman.
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Being a Clinton, the most she can say is a half truth. She only married a hetero to access the White House
So. The marriage was always a sham. Fidelity was never an issue. Cheating is the new normal.

Is it any wonder she worked for the most corrupt administration in US history?
Title: Re: Hillary claims to be Bi-Sexual in her new Book
Post by: Dori on May 26, 2013, 12:04:24 PM
Ewww....gross

For some reason I don't think this is going to happen  :whatever:
Title: Re: Hillary claims to be Bi-Sexual in her new Book
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 26, 2013, 02:05:40 PM
20 years ago, you could consider the source and dismiss this story.
BUT. Since then the Enquirer broke a number of Rat stories, including catching John Edwards cheating on his dying wife.
This is Drudge Two. I hold the Enquirer in higher regard than Newsmax.
Title: Re: Hillary claims to be Bi-Sexual in her new Book
Post by: CG6468 on May 26, 2013, 02:56:24 PM
Which gender would want to be near the political slut?
Title: Re: Hillary claims to be Bi-Sexual in her new Book
Post by: thundley4 on May 26, 2013, 03:21:29 PM
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“Hillary sent a clear message about her true feelings, saying that her ‘personal views’ about gay life and marriage ‘have been shaped over time by people I have known and loved,’” explained the source.

There were rumors about her and her aide, who also happens to be Weiner's wife.  What a kick in the head that would be.  It would explain why she stuck with him and is being supportive of his run for mayor.
Title: Re: Hillary claims to be Bi-Sexual in her new Book
Post by: Big Dog on May 26, 2013, 04:12:53 PM
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Insiders say the biggest bombshell Hillary will drop is the flagrant lie she’s been telling for decades about the true nature of her sexuality.

Ghostwritten by Captain Obvious.

(http://thescoutmasterminute.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/captain-obvious.jpg)
Title: Re: Hillary claims to be Bi-Sexual in her new Book
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 26, 2013, 04:14:05 PM
Gotta agree with Big Dog on this one.
Title: Re: Hillary claims to be Bi-Sexual in her new Book
Post by: Chris_ on May 26, 2013, 04:22:22 PM
I hear they both have a thing for blondes.

(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/abc_clinton_photobombs_kelly_clarkson_inauguration_thg_130123_wblog.jpg) (http://s237.photobucket.com/user/kayaktn/media/abc_clinton_photobombs_kelly_clarkson_inauguration_thg_130123_wblog.jpg.html)

(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/my_eyes_are_up_here_mrs_clinton.jpg) (http://s237.photobucket.com/user/kayaktn/media/my_eyes_are_up_here_mrs_clinton.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Hillary claims to be Bi-Sexual in her new Book
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 26, 2013, 04:23:06 PM
A friend's wife knew her in college.  She was reputedly a total muff-diver back then.
Title: Re: Hillary claims to be Bi-Sexual in her new Book
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 26, 2013, 04:35:56 PM
A friend's wife knew her in college.  She was reputedly a total muff-diver back then.

So, Janet Reno was Hillary's....uh....butch bitch.
Title: Re: Hillary claims to be Bi-Sexual in her new Book
Post by: freedumb2003b on May 26, 2013, 04:39:12 PM
I hear they both have a thing for blondes.

(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/abc_clinton_photobombs_kelly_clarkson_inauguration_thg_130123_wblog.jpg) (http://s237.photobucket.com/user/kayaktn/media/abc_clinton_photobombs_kelly_clarkson_inauguration_thg_130123_wblog.jpg.html)

(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/my_eyes_are_up_here_mrs_clinton.jpg) (http://s237.photobucket.com/user/kayaktn/media/my_eyes_are_up_here_mrs_clinton.jpg.html)
I am thinking that the brunette to its right would get me off the blondie thing aright quick...
Title: Re: Hillary claims to be Bi-Sexual in her new Book
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 26, 2013, 06:00:58 PM
A closer look. (cut out Hillary for the public good)
Did Hillary visit a Star Trek Convention?
I don't remember costumes like that. They must be from the Slut Trek.
(http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/6740/betternow.jpg)
and freedumb...you can have the brunette. in fact you can have both of em.
Title: Re: Hillary claims to be Bi-Sexual in her new Book
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 27, 2013, 09:58:08 AM
A closer look. (cut out Hillary for the public good)
Did Hillary visit a Star Trek Convention?
I don't remember costumes like that. They must be from the Slut Trek.
(http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/6740/betternow.jpg)
and freedumb...you can have the brunette. in fact you can have both of em.

:hitit:
Title: Re: Hillary claims to be Bi-Sexual in her new Book
Post by: dutch508 on May 27, 2013, 10:03:32 AM
So, Hillery is going for teh ghey vote in 2016?

 :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Hillary claims to be Bi-Sexual in her new Book
Post by: DefiantSix on May 27, 2013, 12:33:51 PM
So, Hillery is going for teh ghey vote in 2016?

 :fuelfire:

All 3% of it. Sounds like teh winnah strategy to me.  :mental:
Title: Re: Hillary claims to be Bi-Sexual in her new Book
Post by: Lacarnut on May 27, 2013, 12:42:51 PM
Why would anyone want to read this lying bitch's book?
Title: Re: Hillary claims to be Bi-Sexual in her new Book
Post by: CG6468 on May 27, 2013, 12:47:13 PM
Why would anyone want to read this lying bitch's book?

Can I think about that and get back to you?
Title: Re: Hillary claims to be Bi-Sexual in her new Book
Post by: Eupher on May 27, 2013, 12:54:05 PM
All 3% of it. Sounds like teh winnah strategy to me.  :mental:

'Zackly. AFAIC, this "press release" plays more into selling the book than actual fact.

Hillary is a power-hungry shark who plays politics better than most people. No way in hell is she going to play to the far-left crowd, trashing the great unwashed middle, just to admit something that Bill has known about (and been okay with) for years.
Title: Re: Hillary claims to be Bi-Sexual in her new Book
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 28, 2013, 09:13:58 AM
No way in hell is she going to play to the far-left crowd, trashing the great unwashed middle, just to admit something that Bill has known about (and been okay with) for years.

This isn't playing to the far-left crowd, it's playing to the media, which is saturated with homos and has been selling 'This is normal' to the public without successful contradiction for 15 years.  It makes her golden with them, and turns anyone who attacks her horrible record into a homophobic bully in their coverage.