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Title: Rabbit killer on the loose in Germany
Post by: bijou on June 13, 2008, 10:09:11 AM
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The victims have been attacked in their cages and many have been decapitated and bled dry.

One theory is that the animals, which all lived in Germany's Ruhr district, were targeted by Satanists.

Sabine Riede, head of a group which monitors religious cults, said: "The fact that blood appears to have been deliberately drained from the dead rabbits could indicate that Satanists were gathering material for a deadly ritual."
The killing spree is thought to have started last summer and gathered pace in the spring. ...

Does Ptarmy have an alibi? (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/2121813/Rabbit-killer-on-the-loose-in-Germany.html)
Title: Re: Rabbit killer on the loose in Germany
Post by: mamacags on June 13, 2008, 12:03:02 PM
I bet a gajillion dollars it is aliens. :scottie: :ohnoes:
Title: Re: Rabbit killer on the loose in Germany
Post by: Chris_ on June 13, 2008, 01:39:28 PM
Has anyone backtracked Ptarmigan's IP address?  Could be he is posting from.... GERNAMNY???
Title: Re: Rabbit killer on the loose in Germany
Post by: Chris_ on June 13, 2008, 02:49:46 PM
Elmer Fudd could not be reached for comment
Edited to add: Who am I kidding, HE never killed a rabbit.
Title: Re: Rabbit killer on the loose in Germany
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 13, 2008, 08:50:14 PM
Nope, I didn't kill those bunnies. Besides, I rather just use a 50 caliber rifle or a nuke to kill off bunnies. Well, those filthy rabbits deserved it anyways. Those ptarmigan murdering sodomites.
Title: Re: Rabbit killer on the loose in Germany
Post by: mamacags on June 13, 2008, 11:52:29 PM
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/badass-killerrabbit.jpg)
Title: Re: Rabbit killer on the loose in Germany
Post by: DixieBelle on June 14, 2008, 12:03:33 AM
Okay, this thread, that picture and mama's sig line are HILARIOUS!!!!!! I can't stop giggling!
Title: Re: Rabbit killer on the loose in Germany
Post by: Chris_ on June 14, 2008, 10:02:53 AM
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/badass-killerrabbit.jpg)
Ah -- I emphasized the words incorrectly.  Not RABBIT killer -- rabbit KILLER.

Now it all makes sense.  I am sure Ptarmigan agrees.
Title: Re: Rabbit killer on the loose in Germany
Post by: Crazy Horse on June 14, 2008, 10:17:01 AM
Nope, I didn't kill those bunnies. Besides, I rather just use a 50 caliber rifle or a nuke to kill off bunnies. Well, those filthy rabbits deserved it anyways. Those ptarmigan murdering sodomites.

That doesn't sound like an alibi...................damn filthy ptarmigan lover :hammer: