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Title: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 22, 2013, 12:38:06 PM
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Taverner (53,278 posts)

I KICKED ASS ON TODAY'S INTERVIEW!! YAY ME! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018393120)
 
Seriously, I was great

I move to the next step now...

Obviously the next step is passing the drug test.  Wait for a post on Friday or so lamenting that he didn't get the job.
Title: Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
Post by: Skul on May 22, 2013, 12:42:10 PM
This is going to be fun in short order.
Coach needs to stick this on top so we can watch.
Title: Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
Post by: Karin on May 22, 2013, 12:44:28 PM
He posted that in mid-evening last night, and never came back to the thread.  No surprise there.  He doesn't say what the job is, either.  Hey Taverner, did ya tell them that you were a Capital C Communist? 
Title: Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 22, 2013, 12:45:32 PM
He finally decided to go the ghey pr0n route, eh?
Title: Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
Post by: Big Dog on May 22, 2013, 12:49:01 PM
Taverner's urine has so much spillover opiods, it made junkies of the sewer gators!

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/toiletalligator2_zps43e13473.jpg)
"Gimme a fix, man!"
Title: Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
Post by: Big Dog on May 22, 2013, 12:54:45 PM
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on May 22, 2013, 12:45:32 PM
He finally decided to go the ghey pr0n route, eh?

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/Catchers-Mitt1_zpsa73db1e4.jpg)

Taverner's a worn out catcher's mitt. He has limited career opportunities.
Title: Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 22, 2013, 12:58:13 PM
There was no job interview.

Kregel didn't lose his job, he never had a job.

Come on, he's an intravenous drug addict.

The only people who lie as often as DUmp democrats are intravenous drug addicts.
Title: Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 22, 2013, 03:20:28 PM
"I had a great interview....I was sober enough to hit the piss cup"
Title: Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
Post by: Tess Anderson on May 22, 2013, 04:49:56 PM
Well, he's an excellent socialist salesman, you know.

(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/8373/cimg0020qd.jpg)

would you hire that ?
Title: Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
Post by: Undies on May 22, 2013, 05:02:31 PM
Quote from: Tess Anderson on May 22, 2013, 04:49:56 PM
Well, he's an excellent socialist salesman, you know.

would you hire that ?

Bartender at The Leather Rainbow?
Title: Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 22, 2013, 07:26:47 PM
Quote from: Tess Anderson on May 22, 2013, 04:49:56 PM
Well, he's an excellent socialist salesman, you know.

(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/8373/cimg0020qd.jpg)

would you hire that ?

A face made for telephone sales.
Title: Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
Post by: Airwolf on May 22, 2013, 07:55:31 PM
Mickey D's must be desperate.
Title: Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
Post by: thundley4 on May 22, 2013, 08:08:47 PM
He looks like Billy Bob Thorton in Sling Blade.
Title: Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
Post by: franksolich on May 22, 2013, 08:46:06 PM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 22, 2013, 07:26:47 PM
A face made for telephone sales.

Good one, sir.

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7wo7rees (1,294 posts)    Wed May 22, 2013, 12:30 AM

11. Keep us informed. Don't stop now!

Well, apparently he's stopped.....
Title: Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 23, 2013, 04:14:57 AM
Quote from: Airwolf on May 22, 2013, 07:55:31 PM
Mickey D's must be desperate.

Well, he could be in North Dakota . . . where they really are that desperate for workers.
Title: Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
Post by: Big Dog on May 23, 2013, 06:06:16 AM
Quote from: thundley4 on May 22, 2013, 08:08:47 PM
He looks like Billy Bob Thorton in Sling Blade.

But not in a good way.
Title: Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
Post by: Gina on May 23, 2013, 07:31:30 AM
Quote from: thundley4 on May 22, 2013, 08:08:47 PM
He looks like Billy Bob Thorton in Sling Blade.

(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/8373/cimg0020qd.jpg)
(http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/07/10/sling-blade.jpg)

OMG he does!  :rotf:
Title: Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
Post by: franksolich on May 23, 2013, 07:56:40 AM
Quote from: Gina on May 23, 2013, 07:31:30 AM
OMG he does!  :rotf:

I dunno.

I think he looks pretty ugly.

If I looked like that, I'd use a razor blade, and not for shaving either.
Title: Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
Post by: jukin on May 23, 2013, 08:59:41 AM
ZERO bongs.