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Title: I AM "STOKED"!
Post by: mrclose on May 22, 2013, 01:23:35 AM
Got my red towe .. uh .. cape being dry cleaned and my 21 foot ladder ready for the high roof climb! :panic:
(Too many really tall oaks around for a ground level launch) :rant:
[youtube=425,350]http://youtu.be/NlOF03DUoWc[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NlOF03DUoWc[/youtube]
Title: Re: I AM "STOKED"!
Post by: Revolution on May 22, 2013, 02:31:09 AM
Never was a huge Superman fan. I just think the hero has too much to him. Super strength, nothing but kryptonite hurts him, he has laser eyes, etc. However, I have to admit, this does look interesting.

Hope you enjoy it, mrclose.
Title: Re: I AM "STOKED"!
Post by: vesta111 on May 22, 2013, 09:13:40 AM
Quote from: Revolution on May 22, 2013, 02:31:09 AM
Never was a huge Superman fan. I just think the hero has too much to him. Super strength, nothing but kryptonite hurts him, he has laser eyes, etc. However, I have to admit, this does look interesting.

Hope you enjoy it, mrclose.

Many years ago a satire on why Superman could never have sex and remember it well.  It like to have bust my stitches when the kids came to the hospital with a copy of the National Lampoon.

One does not want to laugh after having an organ removed the day before.

The part that got me really bad was the fact that his ejaculations would go at the speed of light and kill his partner.      So if Superman was gay, fancy the police trying to figure out all the dead bodys of gays  missing their butts.

If hetrosexual, the woman with spurm leaking out of a hole in their head.  This Superman just aint human.
Title: Re: I AM "STOKED"!
Post by: mrclose on May 22, 2013, 01:11:35 PM
Quote from: vesta111 on May 22, 2013, 09:13:40 AM
Many years ago a satire on why Superman could never have sex and remember it well.  It like to have bust my stitches when the kids came to the hospital with a copy of the National Lampoon.

One does not want to laugh after having an organ removed the day before.

The part that got me really bad was the fact that his ejaculations would go at the speed of light and kill his partner.      So if Superman was gay, fancy the police trying to figure out all the dead bodys of gays  missing their butts.

If hetrosexual, the woman with spurm leaking out of a hole in their head.  This Superman just aint human.

Man of Steel,Woman of Kleenex

By Larry Niven

http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html
Title: Re: I AM "STOKED"!
Post by: vesta111 on May 22, 2013, 03:34:41 PM
Quote from: mrclose on May 22, 2013, 01:11:35 PM
Man of Steel,Woman of Kleenex

By Larry Niven

http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

Oh so close but I believe it was stolen from a mid 70's Lampoon.   Very close and just as much fun to read as it was 40 years ago.   

Thank you for finding this, oh my, the memories it brings backs. 
Title: Re: I AM "STOKED"!
Post by: freedumb2003b on May 22, 2013, 03:45:21 PM
Quote from: vesta111 on May 22, 2013, 09:13:40 AM
Many years ago a satire on why Superman could never have sex and remember it well.  It like to have bust my stitches when the kids came to the hospital with a copy of the National Lampoon.

One does not want to laugh after having an organ removed the day before.

The part that got me really bad was the fact that his ejaculations would go at the speed of light and kill his partner.      So if Superman was gay, fancy the police trying to figure out all the dead bodys of gays  missing their butts.

If hetrosexual, the woman with spurm leaking out of a hole in their head.  This Superman just aint human.

Larry Niven covered the details in his famous Man of Steel Woman of Kleenex (http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html)
Title: Re: I AM "STOKED"!
Post by: Revolution on May 22, 2013, 06:57:08 PM
"Spurm?" :rofl: