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Title: Horse With No Brain wades into bouncy territory regarding tornadoes
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 20, 2013, 06:00:02 PM
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Horse with no Name (30,595 posts)

Ya think? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022873698)
 
I live very near the areas that are being pummeled by tornadoes tonight.

I have spent more time in a bathtub with clothes on than I care to admit.

This afternoon I was in a farm store and this older lady and I were in the bathroom washing our hands. Invariably the weather came up...OKC was the topic.

She said "
Well...everybody said he was wrong but I am starting to think that Al Gore mighta been right"...


Ya think?

Zero bongs.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain wades into bouncy territory regarding tornadoes
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 20, 2013, 06:07:40 PM
I was in a farm store and this older lady and I were in the bathroom washing our hands.....I thought horse with no brain was a guy?
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain wades into bouncy territory regarding tornadoes
Post by: Crome on May 20, 2013, 06:15:53 PM
Is this one of those thingies where someone states something that happened but in reality it did not happen?

So this person suggests that a tornado in Oklahoma; which according to the NOAA averages 47 a year, is evidence of Global Warming?

Someone must have grabbed the stupid shaker instead of the salt.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain wades into bouncy territory regarding tornadoes
Post by: ADsOutburst on May 20, 2013, 06:21:36 PM
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She said "Well...everybody said he was wrong but I am starting to think that Al Gore mighta been right"...

Ya think?

From http://www.spc.noaa.gov/faq/tornado/index.html

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"Will climate change influence tornado occurrence?" The best answer is: We don't know. According to the National Science and Technology Council's Scientific Assessment on Climate Change, "Trends in other extreme weather events that occur at small spatial scales--such as tornadoes, hail, lightning, and dust storms--cannot be determined at the present time due to insufficient evidence." This is because tornadoes are short-fused weather, on the time scale of seconds and minutes, and a space scale of fractions of a mile across. In contrast, climate trends take many years, decades, or millennia, spanning vast areas of the globe. The numerous unknowns dwell in the vast gap between those time and space scales. Climate models cannot resolve tornadoes or individual thunderstorms. They can indicate broad-scale shifts in three of the four favorable ingredients for severe thunderstorms (moisture, instability and wind shear), but as any severe weather forecaster can attest, having some favorable factors in place doesn't guarantee tornadoes. Our physical understanding indicates mixed signals--some ingredients may increase (instability), while others may decrease (shear), in a warmer world. The other key ingredient (storm-scale lift), and to varying extents moisture, instability and shear, depend mostly on day-to-day patterns, and often, even minute-to-minute local weather. "
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain wades into bouncy territory regarding tornadoes
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 20, 2013, 06:23:07 PM
I was in a farm store and this older lady and I were in the bathroom washing our hands.....I thought horse with no brain was a guy?

No, she's some sort of nurse in Northeast Texas.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain wades into bouncy territory regarding tornadoes
Post by: Skul on May 20, 2013, 06:38:00 PM
The bong is strong with this one.
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Response to Downtown Hound (Reply #1)
Mon May 20, 2013, 07:14 PM
Horse with no Name (30,600 posts)
2. As we were walking out the door I did say

that the rest of the world knew he wasn't wrong....but she didn't reply. Thinking.."Oh Lord, not another of those.

Our area is going to be hit with this storm in the next couple of hours.

Going to be a long night. Do us a favor, hold your breath.

Title: Re: Horse With No Brain wades into bouncy territory regarding tornadoes
Post by: Freeper on May 20, 2013, 06:55:48 PM
Right on cue the global warming nutjobs are screeching, "see, see, we are right".

These idiots act as if there has never been weather until the invention of the SUV, and up to that point mother earf was stable and at a constant temperature.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain wades into bouncy territory regarding tornadoes
Post by: Ogre on May 20, 2013, 07:24:53 PM
I was in a farm store and this older lady and I were in the bathroom washing our hands.....I thought horse with no brain was a guy?

Me too, I don't know why, but the few OPs I read of hers (who knew???) she came off as masculine to me.

I don't know, maybe it's because the actual male DUmmies are so non-masculine.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain wades into bouncy territory regarding tornadoes
Post by: Skul on May 20, 2013, 07:31:54 PM
Me too, I don't know why, but the few OPs I read of hers (who knew???) she came off as masculine to me.

I don't know, maybe it's because the actual male DUmmies are so non-masculine.
She would pass as masculine in the DUmp.  Hard to tell them apart, sometimes.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain wades into bouncy territory regarding tornadoes
Post by: Undies on May 20, 2013, 07:33:51 PM
I think it throws the DUmmie goons off because in "The Wizard Of Oz" the tornado is referred to as a "twister".  So, they think tornadoes are new and Algorish.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain wades into bouncy territory regarding tornadoes
Post by: freedumb2003b on May 20, 2013, 07:41:09 PM
Is this one of those thingies where someone states something that happened but in reality it did not happen?

So this person suggests that a tornado in Oklahoma; which according to the NOAA averages 47 a year, is evidence of Global Warming?

Someone must have grabbed the stupid shaker instead of the salt.

It is a worthwhile and super fun read about where terms like "bouncy" come from:  http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,37163.0.html

But you are essentially correct -- not only is it invented but it requires "conservatives" seeing the light and changing their views (in a supermarket line or somesuch) AND/OR a dressing down by the OP of a conservative with everyone in the area applauding (or universally silently snickering).
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain wades into bouncy territory regarding tornadoes
Post by: Ogre on May 20, 2013, 08:42:10 PM
She would pass as masculine in the DUmp.  Hard to tell them apart, sometimes.

Your right, she probably only passes as feminine because of genitalia.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain wades into bouncy territory regarding tornadoes
Post by: franksolich on May 20, 2013, 08:54:17 PM
No, she's some sort of nurse in Northeast Texas.

Yeah.

Just exactly how far away is that from the tornadoes?

Ms. Ed makes it sound as if they were right next door.

I haven't read the news yet, but I'll bet they've been occurring further away from Ms. Ed than the big guy in Bellevue lives from franksolich, which is no ten-minute stroll.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain wades into bouncy territory regarding tornadoes
Post by: ADsOutburst on May 20, 2013, 08:55:34 PM
It is a worthwhile and super fun read about where terms like "bouncy" come from:  http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,37163.0.html

But you are essentially correct -- not only is it invented but it requires "conservatives" seeing the light and changing their views (in a supermarket line or somesuch) AND/OR a dressing down by the OP of a conservative with everyone in the area applauding (or universally silently snickering).

I would add, their favorite tool of persuasion is "the facts" they gave the conservative. We virtually never learn what facts, though they give us every other detail of the encounter, including how the liberal could see into the troubled past of their conservative interlocutor.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain wades into bouncy territory regarding tornadoes
Post by: Ballygrl on May 20, 2013, 09:01:51 PM
Tornado activity has actually been low the past few years.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain wades into bouncy territory regarding tornadoes
Post by: thundley4 on May 20, 2013, 09:02:19 PM
Right on cue the global warming nutjobs are screeching, "see, see, we are right".

These idiots act as if there has never been weather until the invention of the SUV, and up to that point mother earf was stable and at a constant temperature.

http://dailycaller.com/2013/05/20/democratic-senator-goes-on-anti-gop-rant-over-climate-change-as-tornadoes-hit-oklahoma/#ixzz2TslakyFW
Democratic Senator uses Okla. tornado for anti-GOP rant over global warming

Yep, it brings the nutjobs out.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain wades into bouncy territory regarding tornadoes
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on May 20, 2013, 09:10:47 PM
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Horse with no Name (30,595 posts)

Ya think?
 
I live very near the areas that are being pummeled by tornadoes tonight.

I have spent more time in a bathtub with clothes on than I care to admit.

This afternoon I was in a farm store and this older lady and I were in the bathroom washing our hands. Invariably the weather came up...OKC was the topic.

She said "
Well...everybody said he was wrong but I am starting to think that Al Gore mighta been right"...



Phuh-leeeeeeeese.......  The lame is so intense, it's difficult to drink beer.  Ease off, (D)Ullard... Ease off.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain wades into bouncy territory regarding tornadoes
Post by: franksolich on May 20, 2013, 09:12:22 PM
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I have spent more time in a bathtub with clothes on than I care to admit.

<<<hopes Ms. Ed does; I'd hate to see her any other way in a bathtub.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain wades into bouncy territory regarding tornadoes
Post by: thundley4 on May 20, 2013, 09:17:48 PM
<<<hopes Ms. Ed does; I'd hate to see her any other way in a bathtub.

It's typical to throw drunks in a tub and run cold water to wake/sober them up.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Horse With No Brain wades into bouncy territory regarding tornadoes
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 20, 2013, 09:45:03 PM
Tornado activity has actually been low the past few years.

Before the past few days, I had heard that a tornado had not touched down here in Iowa in 300 some days. Which was some sort of record.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain wades into bouncy territory regarding tornadoes
Post by: Ballygrl on May 20, 2013, 10:51:15 PM
http://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/2013/05/21/1975-tornado-outbreaks-blamed-on-global-cooling/

1975 : Tornado Outbreaks Blamed On Global Cooling

(http://stevengoddard.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/screenhunter_376-may-20-18-53.jpg?w=640)

(http://stevengoddard.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/screenhunter_373-may-20-18-50.jpg?w=331&h=402)

(http://stevengoddard.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/screenhunter_374-may-20-18-51.jpg?w=321&h=450)

(http://stevengoddard.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/screenhunter_375-may-20-18-51.jpg?w=640)
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain wades into bouncy territory regarding tornadoes
Post by: Rebel on May 21, 2013, 09:07:22 AM
Is this one of those thingies where someone states something that happened but in reality it did not happen?

So this person suggests that a tornado in Oklahoma; which according to the NOAA averages 47 a year, is evidence of Global Warming?

Someone must have grabbed the stupid shaker instead of the salt.

Yes.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Horse With No Brain wades into bouncy territory regarding tornadoes
Post by: jukin on May 21, 2013, 10:11:18 AM
Before the past few days, I had heard that a tornado had not touched down here in Iowa in 300 some days. Which was some sort of record.

I'm sure that you know that is also a sure sign of AGW. AGW does everything!

A (Not Quite) Complete List Of Things Supposedly Caused By Global Warming
http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/globalwarming2.html

This is why warmists are really just stupid cult members that made AlGore rich.