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Title: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 20, 2013, 05:23:50 PM
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DonRedwood (3,401 posts)

Oklahoma Republicans say NO to disaster relief and asks for a smaller government. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022873437)
 
Oh...that was NO to disaster relief for Sandy. Those people didn't deserve it.

I'm sure we will hear a different tune now.

(and, no, I'm not a total ass.... I say we should send disaster relief immediately. I just want it to have "Your Republican Congressman Voted No On Disaster Relief last year, this is brought to you by the Democrats" stamped on it.)

I figure those folks in Oklahoma will do just the same thing that the people of Joplin, Missouri did.  Pray, bury the dead, and then rebuild without bitching about government relief.

EDIT - There are other developing threads with similar themes.  Bunch of east & west coast liberal pussies who beg for FEMA and other federal help when a storm hits.  And pardon my French.
Title: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 20, 2013, 05:26:32 PM
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Celldweller (20 posts)
9. Can't you wait til the buried children

are recovered/rescued before you politicize this event?

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yKzlgl6WpHs/UVSkHDqxKBI/AAAAAAAAAAM/FAM8f47-UO0/s1600/ITAimage.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 20, 2013, 05:27:06 PM
Obama will fly over the area and throw out candy as he and the Moochelle jet off to their next vacation.
Title: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: Skul on May 20, 2013, 05:29:58 PM
I had paddled over earlier.
There were several new OP's about the storms. Most were civil. Some were not.
Rondeadwood is just being an ass, as usual.  :loser:
Title: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 20, 2013, 05:35:28 PM
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WCGreen (44,926 posts)
13. Send them lot's of bootstraps engraved with curtisy of the GOP...

His misspelling, not mine.  :whatever:
Title: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 20, 2013, 05:37:29 PM
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perdita9 (514 posts)
16. The GOP politicized Hurricane Sandy

They need to be called out on their shortsightedness. THIS is why you support your countrymen, because someday it will be you who needs the help.

And you ****ers politicized Hurricane Katrina TO DEATH!!!!!  :bird:

Sorry everyone, the DUmmies are on my nerves today.  I usually try not to use language like that.
Title: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: thundley4 on May 20, 2013, 05:48:10 PM
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perdita9 (514 posts)
16. The GOP politicized Hurricane Sandy

They need to be called out on their shortsightedness. THIS is why you support your countrymen, because someday it will be you who needs the help.

No.  Liberals in congress piled all kinds of irrelevant crap into the Sany relief bill because that was the only way to get their stupid shit passed.  A clean relief  bill would fly through congress every single time.
Title: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: Skul on May 20, 2013, 05:52:44 PM
No.  Liberals in congress piled all kinds of irrelevant crap into the Sany relief bill because that was the only way to get their stupid shit passed.  A clean relief  bill would fly through congress every single time.
That, is a fact.
Eat it DUmmies.
Title: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: Charles Henrickson on May 20, 2013, 06:40:36 PM
This afternoon I was planning to do a DUmmie FUnnies about Nadin Brzezinski and the wind turbines in San Diego. But in the wake of this incredibly devastating tornado, I just had to stop. It's hard to do funny right now, especially when the topic would even mention "wind."
Title: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: freedumb2003b on May 20, 2013, 06:50:14 PM
I can't help but notice they are once again falling back on the AGW version of the Race Card -- conflating climate with weather.

The stoopid, ti BURNS!

Title: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: Skul on May 20, 2013, 06:51:52 PM
This afternoon I was planning to do a DUmmie FUnnies about Nadin Brzezinski and the wind turbines in San Diego. But in the wake of this incredibly devastating tornado, I just had to stop. It's hard to do funny right now, especially when the topic would even mention "wind."
The Okla. people will be fine. They've done this many times.
I do understand, however.
Perhaps later, a "breaking wind with gNads", story might pop up.
Title: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: Freeper on May 20, 2013, 06:53:57 PM
Never let a crisis go to waste.

Title: Re: Re: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 20, 2013, 06:58:20 PM
The Okla. people will be fine. They've done this many times.
I do understand, however.
Perhaps later, a "breaking wind with gNads", story might pop up.

As do most of us in the Midwest.  We had tornado sirens going off here last night in IA, chance for more tonight.
Title: Re: Re: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 20, 2013, 06:59:29 PM
Never let a crisis go to waste.

This isn't a crisis.  But of course I get your point Mr. Axelrod....I mean Freeper. ;D
Title: Re: Re: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: Freeper on May 20, 2013, 07:01:40 PM
This isn't a crisis.  But of course I get your point Mr. Axelrod....I mean Freeper. ;D

Any event can be turned into a crisis by the left.
A tornado rips through your hometown and they demand even more government and more taxes, like that will somehow stop the winds.

Title: Re: Re: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: Skul on May 20, 2013, 07:02:41 PM
As do most of us in the Midwest.  We had tornado sirens going off here last night in IA, chance for more tonight.
Perfect opportunity for wind turbines to fling blades a mile.  :-)
Do remember years ago, when you could tune an old TV to 3, and watch for static?
Supposedly, it was an indicator of a tornado nearby.
Title: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: Ballygrl on May 20, 2013, 07:03:23 PM
Republicans didn't want to vote for the Sandy relief bill because it contained a bunch of pork.
Title: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: Freeper on May 20, 2013, 07:04:45 PM
Republicans didn't want to vote for the Sandy relief bill because it contained a bunch of pork.

It's a typical democrat trick, add a bunch of bull shit to a bill that does something good, then sit back and demonize the repukes for opposing that bill.

Title: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: Skul on May 20, 2013, 07:15:02 PM
It's a typical democrat trick, add a bunch of bull shit to a bill that does something good, then sit back and demonize the repukes for opposing that bill.
It wasn't just pork. It was the whole d*** pig farm, and then some.
It was flat out outragous. The Dems denied Sandy people relief, just to tack on more taxes and gov. give aways.
DUmpmonkeys lie, always, DUmpmonkeys lie.
Title: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: Doc Savage on May 20, 2013, 08:23:49 PM
Oh look,  at page that can be commented on without banning (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Oklahomans-Mortally-Ashamed-of-Jim-Inhofe-and-Tom-Coburn/215840388330?sk=app_2373072738).   
Title: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on May 20, 2013, 09:20:44 PM
perdita9 (514 posts)
16. The GOP politicized Hurricane Sandy


Who did?

You gotta be shitin'.
Title: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: Airwolf on May 20, 2013, 11:02:07 PM
Those ghouls should not be talking after what they are saying in some of thier threads and after Katrina.  Bet most of them have never had to deal with a disaster of any kind. I have and it's not a walk in the park for anyone.  The Government is and always slow to react and if your stupid ass is waiting for government to help you then your already done for.
Title: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: txradioguy on May 21, 2013, 01:17:25 AM
People haven't even had time to mourn their losses and you ****tards are using them for politics and dancing on the as yet to be dug graves.

Go suck start a shotgun...all of you!
Title: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: sybilll on May 21, 2013, 01:54:42 AM
And you ****ers politicized Hurricane Katrina TO DEATH!!!!!  :bird:

Sorry everyone, the DUmmies are on my nerves today.  I usually try not to use language like that.
I tweeted out a string of expletives not long after this occurred, and told any butthurt followers to unfollow me if they were offended, so I give you a complete pass.
Title: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: Karin on May 21, 2013, 07:59:11 AM
Some random posts, just to highlight who and what they are:

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #1)
Mon May 20, 2013, 06:23 PM
 DonRedwood (3,412 posts)
5. I'd personally like to see them beg for help

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Response to alsame (Reply #11)
Mon May 20, 2013, 08:22 PM
SCVDem (823 posts)
59. Aid with strings

Get rid of these two asshat ****tards!

That's not really how it works, ****face.

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Response to SCVDem (Reply #59)
Mon May 20, 2013, 09:00 PM
1Greensix (25 posts)
68. Shelters in Oklahoma? Why?

I was raised in Wisconsin. Every home I was ever in had a basement. Why wouldn't they have them in Oklahoma? I lived in Texas for years and never met or heard of anyone who had even a storm shelter. You Gotta love those rednecks. I'll bet they all have guns in their homes. Guns and no storm shelters. 

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Response to Lex (Reply #24)
Mon May 20, 2013, 06:55 PM
Celldweller (27 posts)
30. just curious...

iirc, the relief bill was delayed to get to the House and then when it arrived it contained non hurricane related bullshit. The non-hurricane relief stuff was removed and the bill was passed.

Am I incorrect on this?

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Response to Lex (Reply #31)
Mon May 20, 2013, 07:17 PM
Celldweller (27 posts)
38. right here

http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/113/hr41/text

To save you an hour of reading lol...

The original EMERGENCY RELIEF BILL was 60.4 billion dollars.

Of that:

13 billion dollars for future projects to minimize damage from future storms

1 billion dollars to train Iraqi policeman

188 million dollars for AMTRAK expansion project

150 million dollars for Alaskan fisheries.

8 million dollars for the DHS and DOJ to buy new vehicles.

and there's more I'm just lazy.


After Dems and Pubs got together and did a little DC wrangling they arrived on a number of 50.5 billion and PBO signed it.
 

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Response to Celldweller (Reply #54)
Mon May 20, 2013, 09:02 PM
 Zoeisright (7,813 posts)
69. **** your cesspool example.

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Response to perdita9 (Reply #15)
Mon May 20, 2013, 06:35 PM
 MuseRider (23,115 posts)
18. Apparently a lot of people,

at least here, are only liberals when they get their way.

They are pulling the bodies of little kids out of a school and this place allows this kind of crap?

I am ashamed and I am done.

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Response to SCVDem (Reply #78)
Mon May 20, 2013, 09:42 PM
SlimJimmy (1,716 posts)
80. The last major tornado to hit this area was more than 10 years ago. If climate change is the

culprit, what took so long? We can't use climate change (which I agree is happening) as the blame for every horrific weather event that happens.

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Response to SlimJimmy (Reply #80)
Mon May 20, 2013, 10:20 PM
 ErikJ (2,632 posts)
90. Yes you can.

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Response to DonRedwood (Original post)
Mon May 20, 2013, 07:17 PM
 ErikJ (2,632 posts)
36. I wish they had "smart tornadoes" that could target the Koch mansion in Wichita.

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Response to HooptieWagon (Reply #51)
Mon May 20, 2013, 08:35 PM
juxtaposed (507 posts)
62. agee,,,, but they shoud know we helped them ,,, but still if they want to be so evil we should let t

hem find a voice that helps

Posting while drunk. 

Them and their stupid "stamped with 'brought to you by democrats' " bullshit.  Tax and spending dollars are not stamped with anything, ****wads.  This isn't a drop shipment of rice to Somalia. 

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Response to DonRedwood (Original post)
Mon May 20, 2013, 07:59 PM
Volaris (1,583 posts)
55. all the aid packages (foodstuffs, water bottles, etc)

should have a label BIG GUMMINT brand

That would ROCK. the 'baggers would all have heart attacks, but **** 'em.

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Response to DonRedwood (Original post)
Mon May 20, 2013, 10:04 PM
 Doctor_J (26,338 posts)
86. This is why we have to realign the media, by any means necessary

Then the president and DC Dems could be magnanimous while we bombarded the airwaves with hatred for the OK Repukes.

Actually if we had balanced media in the US there would be no Repuke party, and the Cock Bros would have joined Mussolini in hell years ago

Title: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: Rebel on May 21, 2013, 08:32:55 AM
One of the biggest examples of  :lalala: you'll see:


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Celldweller (27 posts)

9. Can't you wait til the buried children

are recovered/rescued before you politicize this event?

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Lex (32,241 posts)

24. It was politicized before it happened when

Sandy relief was refused by Republicans.

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Celldweller (27 posts)

30. just curious...

iirc, the relief bill was delayed to get to the House and then when it arrived it contained non hurricane related bullshit. The non-hurricane relief stuff was removed and the bill was passed.

Am I incorrect on this?

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Lex (32,241 posts)

31. How about a link on that?


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Celldweller (27 posts)

38. right here

http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/113/hr41/text

To save you an hour of reading lol...

The original EMERGENCY RELIEF BILL was 60.4 billion dollars.

Of that:

13 billion dollars for future projects to minimize damage from future storms

1 billion dollars to train Iraqi policeman

188 million dollars for AMTRAK expansion project

150 million dollars for Alaskan fisheries.

8 million dollars for the DHS and DOJ to buy new vehicles.

and there's more I'm just lazy.


After Dems and Pubs got together and did a little DC wrangling they arrived on a number of 50.5 billion and PBO signed it.

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juxtaposed (507 posts)

48. what's your point, they all sound like good things?

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Celldweller (27 posts)

54. you're right...

Independently I don't oppose any of them.

But do they BELONG in an EMERGENCY RELIEF BILL?

Let's just play make-believe for a moment. The hurricane is in Texas and the Repub Senate drafts a relief bill that gives $150 million dollars to new AR-15 for the Texas State Troopers (or w/e they called) maybe 200 million dollars for a retractable roof for Texas Rangers stadium and 100 million dollars the the GWB Pres library.

Just because something is tied into a EMERGENCY RELIEF BILL doesn't mean it's a priority I guess.
Emergency relief means $$ to FEMA and HUD, the local repair people and the first responders, right?

Bottom line, DC is a cesspool, always has been. Every Senator/Congresscritter is beholden to some special interest that they must serve by bringing back free DC money.

And then the Senators bargain with each other... "Hey I will vote for your bill if you allow my Caribou research project if you allow my Airport expansion project".

It's all a crooked process.

Drum roll.....

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Zoeisright (7,813 posts)

69. **** your cesspool example.

Here: something for you to read, stupid: the National Weather Service, whose actions saved lives because people had a 30 MINUTE WARNING about this tornado, was created by Congress. FEMA and first responders are funded by congress.

Only an idiot would condemn Congress because idiotic repukes are trying to break the government.

There's something crooked here, all right: look in the mirror.
Title: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 21, 2013, 09:04:33 AM
"If you're against free birth control you're against disaster relief!" totally makes sense as a talking point.
Title: Re: DUmmies start to talk politics about Oklahoma tornadoes
Post by: wasp69 on May 21, 2013, 09:35:40 AM
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Response to DonRedwood (Original post)
Mon May 20, 2013, 10:04 PM
 Doctor_J (26,338 posts)
86. This is why we have to realign the media, by any means necessary

Then the president and DC Dems could be magnanimous while we bombarded the airwaves with hatred for the OK Repukes.

Actually if we had balanced media in the US there would be no Repuke party, and the Cock Bros would have joined Mussolini in hell years ago

It's because of stochastic terrorists, like DUmbass "Doctor_J", that I am armed to the teeth.  He proposes something that already exists - a sycophantic and pliable press who gives cover to the regime while the gutter trash henchman do the dirty work.  Generating that type of contempt, day after day, leads to only one inevitable conclusion:

(http://histclo.com/imagef/date/2012/10/egpit01s.jpg)

I'm glad our Founding Fathers were prescient enough to see you coming, DUmmie.