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Title: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: Kimberly on May 19, 2013, 04:34:47 PM
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Sun May 19, 2013, 02:04 PM

Star Member BainsBane (9,266 posts)

Shooting in my neighborhood, at MY CAR
   
Last night there was a shooting right outside my house. They evidently were shooting at someone running down the block in front of my house and shot up a bunch of cars, including mine. I don't think they killed anyone, but now my car is full of bullet holes! **** Guns!!!!!!

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Response to NightWatcher (Reply #3)

Sun May 19, 2013, 02:09 PM

Star Member BainsBane (9,266 posts)

7. I have full insurance
 
I guess I don't know. I haven't tried to start it, but it appears cosmetic. I just got the car in Sept. I had been without a car for several years, so having a car is a big deal to me.

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Response to Major Nikon (Reply #10)

Sun May 19, 2013, 02:23 PM

Star Member BainsBane (9,266 posts)

15. I have comprehensive $500 deductible


and I had to pay a premium for living in the city. So it better cover this.

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Response to Electric Monk (Reply #13)

Sun May 19, 2013, 02:24 PM

Star Member BainsBane (9,266 posts)

16. No comprehensive background checks
 
Gave criminals ready access to guns for this shooting.

Of course, gangs and thugs always use registered guns.  ::)

 
 
 
   
Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: BadCat on May 19, 2013, 04:38:02 PM
Hey Alex...too bad they missed you.
Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 19, 2013, 04:41:51 PM
Hasn't had a car in several years?.......what?.....couldn't pass a background check?
Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 19, 2013, 04:43:11 PM
I wouldn't be in a rush to fix all the bullet holes in my car. I would brag about them to the guys.
"A running gun battle, saved the life of a grateful super model, the cops all patted me on the back after I shot 150 gang members with my revolver--and i didn't have to reload even once. Here's the evidence boys...bullet holes all over my car."
Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: Big Dog on May 19, 2013, 04:56:51 PM
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Sun May 19, 2013, 02:04 PM

Star Member BainsBane (9,266 posts)

Shooting in my neighborhood, at MY CAR
   
Last night there was a shooting right outside my house. They evidently were shooting at someone running down the block in front of my house and shot up a bunch of cars, including mine. I don't think they killed anyone, but now my car is full of bullet holes! **** Guns!!!!!!

That's a regular occurrence in the hellholes Utopian playgrounds of Latin America, and the barrios they have created in the Norteamericano diaspora, in places like Minneapolis.

PhDD Alexandra Brown knows that.
Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: NHSparky on May 19, 2013, 04:57:25 PM
You whiny bitch.  Why do you live in such a shithole neighborhood in the first place?
Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: Tess Anderson on May 19, 2013, 05:40:48 PM
what a drama queen . . .

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Response to BainsBane (Original post)

Sun May 19, 2013, 04:47 PM

 dembotoz (4,548 posts)

54. next time the next republican dirtbag comes to town, present them with a bill


tell them their freedom isn't free and tell them to pay up

they expect us to pay for everything

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Response to dembotoz (Reply #54)

Sun May 19, 2013, 05:15 PM

 BainsBane (9,281 posts)

59. I'll send it to Michelle Bachmann



representative for the next district over.

what an idiot.
Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: thundley4 on May 19, 2013, 05:41:27 PM
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15. I have comprehensive $500 deductible


and I had to pay a premium for living in the city. So it better cover this.

Even the insurance companies know that liberal cities are full of criminals.


I wouldn't be in a rush to fix all the bullet holes in my car. I would brag about them to the guys.
"A running gun battle, saved the life of a grateful super model, the cops all patted me on the back after I shot 150 gang members with my revolver--and i didn't have to reload even once. Here's the evidence boys...bullet holes all over my car."

I've seen several Hispanics driving SUVs with what look like bullet holes in them.  When you get closer they turn out to be decals.  :lmao:
Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: Zathras on May 19, 2013, 06:04:11 PM
You whiny bitch.  Why do you live in such a shithole neighborhood in the first place?

Yeah, you'd think that that PHd it claims to have would get you a better job than working the Fry-O-Lator at Mickey D's.
Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: Ogre on May 19, 2013, 06:29:16 PM
I won't believe its story until the DUmmy posts pictures of its damaged car.

I remember Frank's and others sage advise,"DUmmies lie, DUmmies lie all the time".

Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 19, 2013, 06:43:29 PM
I wonder if Alex lives anywhere near Mary Richards and Rhoda Morgenstern.
Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 19, 2013, 07:17:50 PM
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BainsBane (9,266 posts)

16. No comprehensive background checks
 
Gave criminals ready access to guns for this shooting.

So move to Chicago.

Best gun control laws in America.

Idiot whore.
Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: BadCat on May 19, 2013, 07:25:49 PM
So move to Chicago.

Best gun control laws in America.

Idiot whore.

If they still have the stockyards in Chicago, Alex the cow would feel right at home.
Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 19, 2013, 07:29:19 PM
What a train wreck!  :mental:
Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: BEG on May 19, 2013, 07:30:48 PM
I won't believe its story until the DUmmy posts pictures of its damaged car.

I remember Frank's and others sage advise,"DUmmies lie, DUmmies lie all the time".



What Ogre said.
Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: franksolich on May 19, 2013, 08:17:16 PM
If they still have the stockyards in Chicago, Alex the cow would feel right at home.

I should be embarrassed to admit this, but remember how vivid of an imagination I seem to have.

Just as I was about to open this thread, I "saw" two rounded pointy things pop out from the monitor.

I dunno why; maybe I have too overactive of an imagination.
Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: NHSparky on May 19, 2013, 09:05:38 PM
I should be embarrassed to admit this, but remember how vivid of an imagination I seem to have.

Just as I was about to open this thread, I "saw" two rounded pointy things pop out from the monitor.

I dunno why; maybe I have too overactive of an imagination.

That brown acid'll get ya every time, coach.
Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 19, 2013, 09:47:45 PM
Apparently the gangs haven't yet heard of the stash of gold coins and cash that PhD Alex has squirreled away in her weaponless and undefended home, the hiding place for which she would no doubt reveal only under the greatest duress...

 :whistling:
Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: wasp69 on May 19, 2013, 10:26:28 PM
they expect us to pay for everything

Well, she is a professional beggar for the University of Minnesota...
Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 19, 2013, 11:11:08 PM
I should be embarrassed to admit this, but remember how vivid of an imagination I seem to have.

Just as I was about to open this thread, I "saw" two rounded pointy things pop out from the monitor.

I dunno why; maybe I have too overactive of an imagination.
I wish my imagination were as aesthetically pleasing as coach's.

As I began to open the thread, my mind's eye saw two big floppy white bags covering my keyboard.
Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: Airwolf on May 20, 2013, 12:09:40 AM
Best way to solve the problem of people shooting up your neighborhood is to shoot back and often till it stops.
Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: 67 Rover on May 20, 2013, 08:41:44 AM
Maybe the car needed to be shot, after all who knows what it was doing out in the street in the middle of the night.
Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: vesta111 on May 20, 2013, 09:13:38 AM
You whiny bitch.  Why do you live in such a shithole neighborhood in the first place?

Gee Sparky, hubby and I lived in the worse neighborhood in Portsmouth for 4 freaking years to save for a down payment to buy a house.   We got cats from the SPCA to keep down the vermin, a dog as we had some terrific murder victims, never solved that one, had the police throwing up outside one home. We bought some guns and never owned any car or truck less then 10 years old.

Never in my life had I ever lived under these conditions but we survived.   We worked all the overtime we could get to sock away the money, just one vacation in the 4 years and we finally reached our set money and bought our home.

Much to say about living in really bad neighborhoods to save money and move on to a better life.

   
Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 20, 2013, 11:42:20 AM
You whiny bitch.  Why do you live in such a shithole neighborhood in the first place?

Given her background, and without devoting any research to it, I would hazard a guess that she is "Immersing herself in the vibrant Hispanic immigrant milieu," and getting exactly what she deserves for being an arrogant Liberal DUmbshit.
Title: Re: PhDD: Shooting in my neighborhood
Post by: Chris_ on May 20, 2013, 12:03:46 PM
Given her background, and without devoting any research to it, I would hazard a guess that she is "Immersing herself in the vibrant Hispanic immigrant milieu,"
I did that for six years.

I was robbed twice, but the food was great. :whatever: