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Title: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: Kimberly on May 16, 2013, 12:13:49 AM
Hawaiian vacation with parents (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022849517)


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Wed May 15, 2013, 07:25 PM

Star Member Locut0s (1,910 posts)

Going to Hawaii (Kauai) in a few weeks. Any recommendations?
 
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Don't feel I deserve it given my current mental and other problems, having dropped 2 courses at university and all my other severe depression issues, staying at home doing nothing, but the holiday was booked by my parents some time ago.

Anyway we will be visiting Kauai for approximately 9 days. We visited the Big Island a few years ago and had a fantastic time. I'm not in the loop as to what we have planned exactly but I'm pretty sure we want to see Waimea Canyon for one. I personally LOVE snorkelling if there's lots of coral and fish to see, there were some fantastic spots on the Big Island. I wish I hand't put on as many pounds as I have though, embarrassing. 

Any suggestions on what we should see, where we should eat, anything that's a MUST do? Not a huge fan of the overly touristy stuff unless it's really worth it.

Thanks.

In case you've forgotten, here's Locutos'  tale of woe (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,87022.0.html). Meanwhile, the midst of all this angst Mr. Dateless and Depressive is going on his second parental sponsored Hawaiian vacation. Everyone's life should be so hard.  ::)
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 16, 2013, 12:22:31 AM
Hawaii (or, as written by pretentious DUmpmonkeys, Hawai'i) will be even more depressing.

He has no chance of nailing a hula dancer.
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 16, 2013, 05:57:27 AM
Had to read this twice...the tiles confused me.
The DUmmy did not score. He is going on vacation with his parents.

There will not be any scoring. He will go where his parents say he is going. Parents are drawing the plans, not the offspring. DUmmy will NOT be bring a girl to the hotel room.

No hot beach babes for Locut0s.
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: Gina on May 16, 2013, 06:59:24 AM
I have never seen so many pussified men worried about their weight.
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: Delmar on May 16, 2013, 07:08:42 AM
I can't imagine why the DUmmy is soliciting tips from the other DUmmies about where to go and what to see, since the DUmmy is just going to be tagging along behind mom and dad anyway.

Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: diesel driver on May 16, 2013, 07:20:42 AM
I have never seen so many pussified men worried about their weight.

No Shit!

You know these creteans have bigger problems than just "depression" when the women they know have a larger "pair" than they do!  :lmao:

I could make a fortune renting single-use handguns to these morons.
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: Texacon on May 16, 2013, 07:57:24 AM
Had to read this twice...the tiles confused me.
The DUmmy did not score. He is going on vacation with his parents.

There will not be any scoring. He will go where his parents say he is going. Parents are drawing the plans, not the offspring. DUmmy will NOT be bring a girl to the hotel room.

No hot beach babes for Locut0s.

I would say that he scored in the fact he's won an all expense paid vacation to Hawaii.  As to him not bringing a girl to the hotel room .... I don't think that would happen even if his parents weren't there.  Heh.

KC
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: Karin on May 16, 2013, 07:58:38 AM
Mr. Mannn is absolutely correct; there will be no scoring.  Not with mom & dad hovering.

How funny and pathetic is that, that he's "out of the loop" when it comes to the planning?  I am forming what I believe to be an accurate portrait of these parents, particularly the mother.  She adores the fact that he's overweight and utterly dependent; he will remain her baby for life.  My first MIL had a brother like this, I've seen it up close and personal.  
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: Rebel on May 16, 2013, 08:06:30 AM
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Wed May 15, 2013, 07:25 PM

Star Member Locut0s (1,910 posts)

given my current mental and other problems,

Seems to be a common recurrence among DUmmies.
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: Tucker on May 16, 2013, 08:13:23 AM
I would say that he scored in the fact he's won an all expense paid vacation to Hawaii.  As to him not bringing a girl to the hotel room .... I don't think that would happen even if his parents weren't there.  Heh.

KC

Yep.

Besides his inflatable girl folds up and fits nicely in his carry-on. There's even room for the bicycle inner-tube repair kit.
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: Texacon on May 16, 2013, 08:49:34 AM
Yep.

Besides his inflatable girl folds up and fits nicely in his carry-on. There's even room for the bicycle inner-tube repair kit.

Are you sure he's gonna need that now?  I mean, he admits to packing on a bunch o poundage ... as Vesta would say; "Where's the dick?!"

 :lmao:

KC
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: Chris_ on May 16, 2013, 08:50:37 AM
Maybe he can hook up with DUmmy greenbriar.
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: Celtic Rose on May 16, 2013, 09:06:47 AM
How many more classes can he possibly have?  At what point do you say, okay, college isn't working out, time to get a job?  :mental:

You go ahead and enjoy your trip to Hawaii.  My friends and I are planning a trip to Croatia for next summer  :yahoo:
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: Gina on May 16, 2013, 10:12:54 AM
Should I bring out the red head guy again?  :-)
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 16, 2013, 10:18:17 AM
DUmmy will NOT be bring a girl to the hotel room.

No hot beach babes for Locut0s.

I'm pretty sure he'll be sharing a room with his parents.
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 16, 2013, 10:26:10 AM
Going to DU for life advice.  :mental: :wtf2:
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: Dori on May 16, 2013, 10:27:32 AM
I think he should use the money and go to the Mustang Ranch in NV.

That would cure what ails him.
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 16, 2013, 10:34:04 AM
JohnnyReb gets out his crystal ball.....the haze lifts.....I can see clearly now.....DUmmie marries a vaccum cleaner and gets head for the rest of his life.
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 16, 2013, 10:34:56 AM
I think he should use the money and go to the Mustang Ranch in NV.

It's unlikely he'd even get lucky there.

The only way he'll get laid is if someone gives him Sarah Imaboobi's number.
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: Chris_ on May 16, 2013, 10:36:18 AM
You go ahead and enjoy your trip to Hawaii.  My friends and I are planning a trip to Croatia for next summer 
Hmm... Hawaii, Croatia.  Hawaii, Croatia.

Tough choice.
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: Dori on May 16, 2013, 10:38:42 AM
It's unlikely he'd even get lucky there.

The only way he'll get laid is if someone gives him Sarah Imaboobi's number.

But he's still a virgin.  Maybe they have specials. 
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: NHSparky on May 16, 2013, 11:23:55 AM
Yeah, but when they find out he has teh crazee spermz, they'll charge double.

Seriously, you're going to Kauai and you don't want to do "touristy" shit?  Newsflash, DUmmie--IT'S ALL TOURISTY SHIT!!!
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: Dori on May 16, 2013, 11:55:31 AM
Yeah, but when they find out he has teh crazee spermz, they'll charge double.

Seriously, you're going to Kauai and you don't want to do "touristy" shit?  Newsflash, DUmmie--IT'S ALL TOURISTY SHIT!!!

Maybe he could get a tour of Obama's new home and post pics at the DUmp.



Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: Tucker on May 16, 2013, 12:17:50 PM
It's unlikely he'd even get lucky there.

The only way he'll get laid is if someone gives him Sarah Imaboobi's number.

Won't work

She only goes for bullying, abusive, self-centered, rich rethugs.
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: NHSparky on May 16, 2013, 01:10:16 PM
Maybe he could get a tour of Obama's new home and post pics at the DUmp.





Dori dearest, he said Kauai, not Kenya.
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: BattleHymn on May 16, 2013, 04:41:02 PM
I've got dibs on him disemboweling himself on some coral from his gut hanging too low in the water.

Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: Dori on May 16, 2013, 05:54:53 PM
Dori dearest, he said Kauai, not Kenya.

I don't think living in a hut in Kenya is Michelle's style

http://www.wnd.com/2012/09/secret-retirement-plans-does-obama-expect-to-lose/

Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: delilahmused on May 16, 2013, 06:54:37 PM
His parents are obviously part of the problem.

Cindie
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 16, 2013, 06:59:00 PM
See Joe vs the Volcano. Take inspiration.
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 16, 2013, 07:32:21 PM
Sounds like my damn brother-in-law.  He is 25 y/o, lives at home with his parent's, has a job that pays $9/hr and doesn't try to better himself.  He also has two cars.  My in-law's have no backbone.  They bitch about him living at home all the time, but won't throw his shit out on the lawn and change the locks.  ::)
Title: Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
Post by: vesta111 on May 17, 2013, 07:15:49 AM
Sounds like my damn brother-in-law.  He is 25 y/o, lives at home with his parent's, has a job that pays $9/hr and doesn't try to better himself.  He also has two cars.  My in-law's have no backbone.  They bitch about him living at home all the time, but won't throw his shit out on the lawn and change the locks.  ::)


Nah, this man will feel right at home if he visits the Samoan Communities.

Never in my life saw such big men out in public with these big bellies hanging over the LAVA_LAVA a sort of white towel they tie around their bottom half and wear flip flops on their feet year round.


They speak a kind of pigeon English that takes a week or two to understand but after a week you begin to wonder why you are talking like them.   

Too heck with the Hula dancers, for the best shows it is the Tahiti dancing that has all the fun, flame throwers and those men with small coconuts over their breasts.   The woman with unbelievable control of their hips.

He should have a good time, perhaps if he gets lucky he can be invited to a Cock Fight way back out in the Pauli.