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Title: Hugging telepathic trees is healthy because...SCIENCE!
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 15, 2013, 05:14:46 PM
Apparently writing a woo woo book is the same as scientific research.
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Tree Hugging Now Scientifically Validated

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    Die hard conservatives love to disparage liberals as tree huggers, but it has been recently scientifically validated that hugging trees is actually good for you. Research has shown that you don't even have to touch a tree to get better, you just need to be within its vicinity has a beneficial effect.

    In a recently published book, Blinded by Science, the author Matthew Silverstone, proves scientifically that trees do in fact improve many health issues such as Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD), concentration levels, reaction times, depression and other forms of mental illness. He even points to research indicating a tree's ability to alleviate headaches in humans seeking relief by communing with trees.

    The author points to a number of studies that have shown that children show significant psychological and physiological improvement in terms of their health and well being when they interact with plants and trees. Specifically, the research indicates that children function better cognitively and emotionally in green environments and have more creative play in green areas. Also, he quotes a major public health report that investigated the association between green spaces and mental health concluded that "access to nature can significantly contribute to our mental capital and wellbeing".


    So what is it about nature that can have these significant effects? Up until now it has been thought to be the open green spaces that cause this effect. However, Matthew Silverstone, shows that it is nothing to do with this by proving scientifically that it is the vibrational properties of trees and plants that give us the health benefits and not the open green spaces.



More at link: http://50.28.60.91/~upliftme/index.php/people/natural-healing/521-tree-hugging-scientifically-validated

Watch this 15-minute video of a beautiful demonstration singing plants while one of Damanhur’s researchers explain the phenomenon.
Video of singing plants hooked up to electronics. They are intelligent, telepathic beings. video at link. I'll let you click the video and kiss your mind goodbye if you wish.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aZaokNmQ4eY#![/youtube]

This is a few months old, but new to me.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022847178
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5. you lost me at the "vibrational properties of trees and plants"

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LOL...


HOLY F***, I hate YouTube LOL
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYRb64lYxbM&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

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7. Now we know where "new age" music comes from...

Plants compose it!
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntv4ZMvUSWI&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
Now these DUmmies are the same people who despise Christians and Jews. But they replace faith with insanity?
Why am I not surprised?
Title: Re: Hugging telepathic trees is healthy because...SCIENCE!
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 15, 2013, 05:29:22 PM
I don't know. Back before we had Xboxes and stuff, kids climbed trees for recreation and fun. Maybe the DUmmies are onto something? Stopped clock and all that.

Or, maybe people just need to wear more hats.
Title: Re: Hugging telepathic trees is healthy because...SCIENCE!
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 15, 2013, 05:32:26 PM
If you were to also count the small trees and sprouts, I've probably pushed up and killed well over a million trees in my life time......and I never heard them singing.....no I never heard them at all.

The forest is full of damn nuts....the 2 legged kind.
Title: Re: Hugging telepathic trees is healthy because...SCIENCE!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 15, 2013, 05:33:45 PM
This is why lawn mowers are so loud.

So you can't hear the blades of grass screaming.
Title: Re: Hugging telepathic trees is healthy because...SCIENCE!
Post by: zeitgeist on May 15, 2013, 06:44:01 PM
Follow this link to the real tree hugger ( short bus babe of the day )

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,17747.1305.html

Apparently all that outdoor air is good for the lungs! :-)  And have you ever seen a happier tree?? 
Title: Re: Hugging telepathic trees is healthy because...SCIENCE!
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 15, 2013, 06:51:59 PM
Follow this link to the real tree hugger ( short bus babe of the day )

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,17747.1305.html

Apparently all that outdoor air is good for the lungs! :-)  And have you ever seen a happier tree?? 

All I get there is a black box with a white X....is that Obama without a shirt?
Title: Re: Hugging telepathic trees is healthy because...SCIENCE!
Post by: zeitgeist on May 15, 2013, 07:01:25 PM
All I get there is a black box with a white X....is that Obama without a shirt?

Small black box? Mochelle?

(but it worked for me and should be a direct link to imageshack?)
Title: Re: Hugging telepathic trees is healthy because...SCIENCE!
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 15, 2013, 07:18:15 PM
That first video with the singing plants...I think all the electronics are just a show and they are playing a real new age soundtrack
Title: Re: Hugging telepathic trees is healthy because...SCIENCE!
Post by: DefiantSix on May 15, 2013, 08:22:16 PM
This is why lawn mowers are so loud.

So you can't hear the blades of grass screaming.

[youtube=425,350]http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DKmK0bZl4ILM[/youtube]
Title: Re: Hugging telepathic trees is healthy because...SCIENCE!
Post by: thundley4 on May 15, 2013, 09:10:41 PM
Maybe just maybe people benefit from being near to a source of oxygen without all the other pollutants.
Title: Re: Hugging telepathic trees is healthy because...SCIENCE!
Post by: Karin on May 16, 2013, 08:24:59 AM
That's exactly what I was thinking, Thundley.  I'm not going so far as to say it'll cure all the stuff in the loony OP, but fresh air will do a body good.  Step away from all the gadgetry once in a while. 
Title: Re: Hugging telepathic trees is healthy because...SCIENCE!
Post by: FlaGator on May 16, 2013, 08:57:40 AM
Matthew Silverstone has a degree in economics and a masters degree in international business. I guess that qualifies him to do scientific evaluation of the health related effects of trees

Source: http://wellbeingmagazine.co.uk/contributor/matthew-silverstone
Title: Re: Hugging telepathic trees is healthy because...SCIENCE!
Post by: Rebel on May 16, 2013, 09:01:48 AM
F'n nutjobs.




[youtube=425,350]tFUDEmMjC-c[/youtube]
Title: Re: Hugging telepathic trees is healthy because...SCIENCE!
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 17, 2013, 10:52:32 PM
 :???: :wtf2:  :mental:
Title: Re: Hugging telepathic trees is healthy because...SCIENCE!
Post by: Revolution on May 17, 2013, 11:38:28 PM
"...this rock that has so much life."

God, I love that video. :rofl:
Title: Re: Hugging telepathic trees is healthy because...SCIENCE!
Post by: DefiantSix on May 17, 2013, 11:58:09 PM
"...this rock that has so much life."

God, I love that video. :rofl:

And they don't even see the irony that it also has eleventy times the basic intelligence...
Title: Re: Hugging telepathic trees is healthy because...SCIENCE!
Post by: Revolution on May 18, 2013, 12:05:19 AM
And they don't even see the irony that it also has eleventy times the basic intelligence...

Probably twenty-twelve times the testosterone, and general manliness, too.