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Interests => Living Off of the Grid & Survivalism => Topic started by: BlueStateSaint on May 14, 2013, 11:49:29 AM
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I got this courtesy of an offshoot of Guns & Ammo.
TOP 21 Survival Pick Up Lines
May 13, 2013 By Creek 6 Comments
Let’s face it, finding another survival-minded partner isn’t the easiest task in the world. Sometimes it can feel like trying to start a friction fire with water soaked wood. Or, like trying to find the one edible cattail in a marsh of poisonous water irises – darn near impossible!
And let’s face it, survival-types aren’t known for being the most socially suave category of people, am I right? It takes a special person to understand the things that survivalists really get excited about – like composting toilets, stacked and racked food storage, gravity fed water systems, heirloom seeds, Bug Out drills, wild edibles, household arsenals and the list goes on and on. You know what I mean.
Well here at Willow Haven, we know a good survival partner not only makes a lot of sense, but also makes life more rewarding. They aren’t just someone to reload magazines when lead starts flying. They’re a key component to a solid support system. Consequently, we are extending our survival training to help with this social dilemma. Don’t worry we’ve got your back! Hopefully our advice in the skill of approaching a survival minded partner will help. You won’t, however, be able to use the 2 is 1 and 1 is none philosophy when choosing a survival life partner. That probably won’t go over so well.
Without further delay, below are the Top 21 Survival Pick Up Lines:
Survival Pick Up Line # 1:
Well, you have to go to the site to check them out. #9 is pretty funny.
http://willowhavenoutdoor.com/uncategorized/top-21-survival-pick-up-lines/?et_mid=617669&rid=3492136
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H5, BSS. I kinda liked #14 - saucy innuendo but ambiguous enough to keep from getting slapped.
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