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Title: Man Accused of Sexually Abusing His Pet Peacock (NOT FLORIDA!)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 13, 2013, 04:29:14 PM
Ill. Man Accused of Sexually Abusing His Pet Peacock (http://gawker.com/ill-man-accused-of-sexually-abusing-his-pet-peacock-504480742)

Police who arrived at the home of a Illinois man to investigate claims of battery and attempted indecent solicitation of a child ended up tacking on an additional charge: Sexual abuse of a pet peacock.

Police in Roselle say the misdemeanor animal cruelty charge is related to David Beckmann's indecent solicitation of a child, but refused to elaborate.

Officers arrived at the 64-year-old's E. Devon Ave home to find Phyl the peacock dead in the garage.

Beckmann was arrested and booked into the DuPage County jail where he remained held in lieu of a $10,000 bond.

He also faces charges of harassment by telephone, marijuana possession, and unlawful possession of drug paraphernalia, in addition to the aforementioned charges of battery and attempted indecent solicitation of a child, which involves a victim between the ages of 13 and 17 according to court records.

It remains unclear how Phyl died, but police say the bird was previously seen alive by officers inside Beckmann's home.

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Title: Re: Man Accused of Sexually Abusing His Pet Peacock (NOT FLORIDA!)
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 14, 2013, 08:18:07 AM
Is he perhaps a former NBC newsman?
Title: Re: Man Accused of Sexually Abusing His Pet Peacock (NOT FLORIDA!)
Post by: Wineslob on May 14, 2013, 09:42:45 AM
Is that a Peacock in your pocket, or are you happy to see Gina?
Title: Re: Man Accused of Sexually Abusing His Pet Peacock (NOT FLORIDA!)
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 14, 2013, 10:08:18 AM
A peacock! It is related to ptarmigan! :argh:
Title: Re: Man Accused of Sexually Abusing His Pet Peacock (NOT FLORIDA!)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 14, 2013, 11:26:20 AM
A peacock! It is related to ptarmigan! :argh:

Not to mention that both words start with the same letter. :tongue: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Man Accused of Sexually Abusing His Pet Peacock (NOT FLORIDA!)
Post by: Chris_ on May 14, 2013, 11:28:38 AM
Not to mention that both words start with the same letter. :tongue: :fuelfire:
So does 'penis' :o

Pervert Penis Penetrated Purloined Pet Peacock
Title: Re: Man Accused of Sexually Abusing His Pet Peacock (NOT FLORIDA!)
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 14, 2013, 11:28:56 AM
Not to mention that both words start with the same letter. :tongue: :fuelfire:

The "p" is silent.
Title: Re: Man Accused of Sexually Abusing His Pet Peacock (NOT FLORIDA!)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 14, 2013, 11:35:41 AM
The "p" is silent.

Kinda like in water, right? :tongue:
Title: Re: Man Accused of Sexually Abusing His Pet Peacock (NOT FLORIDA!)
Post by: CG6468 on May 14, 2013, 11:37:40 AM
"Sexual abuse of a peeing petcock."

He should be arrested for that!