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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 12, 2013, 09:56:24 PM
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WHEREAS liberal democrats affirm the 2nd Amendment should not apply to individual citizens
and
WHEREAS liberal democrats affirm their belief that laws can be applied based on political affiliation
IT IS PROPOSED
that all members of the Democratic Party surrender all devices designed or readily modified to be capable of inflicting bodily harm. Those suspected of possessing such instruments past 90 days of ratification of this bill will be subject to forcible disarmament and legal penalties not to exceed 25 years in front of a firing squad.
ALL IN FAVOR SAY -- AYE
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Aye!!!!!!
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Aye!
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But won't the firing squad guys' arms get tired?
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Aye!
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AyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAye . . . !
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Yo!
Then again, silly conservatives, rules aren't for US!!!
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AYE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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will be subject to forcible disarmament and legal penalties not to exceed 25 years in front of a firing squad.
Oh man, ...... gotta wait 25 years before I can pull the trigger?
I'll pack a lunch or two...