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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 12, 2013, 09:56:24 PM

Title: PROPOSED: The "What You Wish For Bill" of 2013
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 12, 2013, 09:56:24 PM
WHEREAS liberal democrats affirm the 2nd Amendment should not apply to individual citizens

and

WHEREAS liberal democrats affirm their belief that laws can be applied based on political affiliation

IT IS PROPOSED

that all members of the Democratic Party surrender all devices designed or readily modified to be capable of inflicting bodily harm. Those suspected of possessing such instruments past 90 days of ratification of this bill will be subject to forcible disarmament and legal penalties not to exceed 25 years in front of a firing squad.

ALL IN FAVOR SAY -- AYE
Title: Re: PROPOSED: The "What You Wish For Bill" of 2013
Post by: I_B_Perky on May 12, 2013, 10:12:29 PM
Aye!!!!!! 
Title: Re: PROPOSED: The "What You Wish For Bill" of 2013
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 13, 2013, 05:46:22 AM
Aye!
Title: Re: PROPOSED: The "What You Wish For Bill" of 2013
Post by: Karin on May 13, 2013, 08:05:56 AM
But won't the firing squad guys' arms get tired?
Title: Re: PROPOSED: The "What You Wish For Bill" of 2013
Post by: Linda on May 13, 2013, 09:09:19 AM
Aye!
Title: Re: PROPOSED: The "What You Wish For Bill" of 2013
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 13, 2013, 11:16:34 AM
AyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAye . . . !
Title: Re: PROPOSED: The "What You Wish For Bill" of 2013
Post by: NHSparky on May 13, 2013, 11:17:32 AM
Yo!

Then again, silly conservatives, rules aren't for US!!!
Title: Re: PROPOSED: The "What You Wish For Bill" of 2013
Post by: hillneck on May 13, 2013, 11:45:34 AM
AYE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: PROPOSED: The "What You Wish For Bill" of 2013
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on May 13, 2013, 12:18:48 PM
will be subject to forcible disarmament and legal penalties not to exceed 25 years in front of a firing squad.


Oh man, ...... gotta wait 25 years before I can pull the trigger?

I'll pack a lunch or two...