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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on May 10, 2013, 10:13:28 PM
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Robb (38,224 posts)
Boy, 12, Shot in Face by 11-Year-Old; Neither Aware of Reduction in Gun Crime
CAMDEN, N.J. – A 12-year-old was rushed to the hospital after being shot in the face by an 11-year-old in New Jersey Friday morning.
The shooting happened at about 8 a.m. at an apartment on Hunter Street in the Crestbury Apartments.
According to investigators, neither the 12-year-old nor the 11-year-old were aware that the nation's gun homicide rate was actually down; in retrospect, both boys said they felt foolish being concerned about silly old guns.
In related news, the 3 year-old shot yesterday in D.C., the 2 year-old shot the day before in Texas and 2 year-old shot the day before that in Kentucky released a joint and mostly posthumous statement condemning the media for promulgating fears that guns pose any kind of danger to the country's children.
"I was woefully uninformed!"
http://election.democraticunderground.com/10022826104
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These people are ghouls. They take every tragic event and politicize the hell out of it in order to push their agenda.
kenny blankenship (15,071 posts)
1. Guns don't kill people. Children kill people.
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Let's be adult about this subject for once. It's pretty obvious what's going on here. Every gun is innocent. It's as innocent today as the day it first left the foundry. Sometimes though they are corrupted, abused by wicked children, pulled unwittingly into their wicked schemes, and then we say oh another senseless tragedy has occurred. So don't lock up the guns - lock up the kids. They're a ****ing plague on civilization!
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etherealtruth (8,320 posts)
10. Oh come on ... You are being ridiculous
The answer is to arm ALL of the children, all of the time!
More Guns!
Yes they really are this stupid.
Like always they totally misrepresent what we believe in.
RC (21,535 posts)
2. Where are the gun nutz that think everyone needs to have a gun to protect us from people with guns?
Come on now, if kids can act like gun toting adults and kill people, think how safe we adults are with our guns.
Really, think about it.
I don't believe everyone should have a gun. For example none of you idiots at DU should be allowed near anything sharper than the dull end of a crayon, much less a gun.
Not one DUmmy mentioned anything about the parents obvious lack of supervision of the kids in these incidents. It's all the gun's fault.
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Strawmen don't shoot back.
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CAMDEN, N.J.
This told me all I needed to know.
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This told me all I needed to know.
Yep.
Been thru Camden, once, back in 1980.
Didn't think I could hold my breath that long, but I did! :-)
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This primitive actually strung a few recent accidents together involving firearms and children, and then made it into satire. Wow.
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Out here in flyover Jesusland, we teach our kids Gun Safety and take them out shooting. Too bad that's beyond DUmmy comprehension. Maybe we should compare it to teaching them how to put condoms on bananas. .. just more useful.
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Yep.
Been thru Camden, once, back in 1980.
Didn't think I could hold my breath that long, but I did! :-)
New Jersey: The only state with an Official State Smell.
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CAMDEN, N.J.
In one of America's felony hotbeds, what are the odds that weapon was legally owned?
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Out here in flyover Jesusland, we teach our kids Gun Safety and take them out shooting. Too bad that's beyond DUmmy comprehension. Maybe we should compare it to teaching them how to put condoms on bananas. .. just more useful.
I hope that's not a black, scary looking, assualt banana.
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Yep.
Been thru Camden, once, back in 1980.
Didn't think I could hold my breath that long, but I did! :-)
I was in that area back in June of last year. It is worse DD. Much, much worse. Think Detroit bad here.
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In one of America's felony hotbeds, what are the odds that weapon was legally owned?
The number is not an integer, but is a whole number.