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Title: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 03, 2013, 03:07:03 PM
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Fri May 3, 2013, 01:55 PM
nadinbrzezinski (119,400 posts)

Yup...may...and I have three fires in San Diego...one under
Control (phew) one under way, kitchen sink should be the proper name, and a smoke check... It's only 10:50...
 
So if you are anywhere in SoCal, red flag warning until six tonight, wind Warning in the mountains...and lots of fire units going everywhere...
 
So be careful out there.

Oh and we had two smallish fires yesterday, one of them caused by a weed wackier, so if you need to, have water with you just in case and try to do it not in the heat of day. It's bone dry out there.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022793213


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Fri May 3, 2013, 02:08 PM
nadinbrzezinski (119,400 posts)

2. Climate change baby...if we have evacs
I will have to chage into something positively less comfy, long pants, steel Toe boots and nomex layers. (Right now t-shirt and shorts and nice summer shoes)



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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #2)
Fri May 3, 2013, 02:11 PM
zappaman (8,179 posts)

3. Climate change?
Are you saying there have never been fires in SoCal before???


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Fri May 3, 2013, 02:21 PM
zappaman (8,179 posts)
A weak rainy season.
I've been here 30 years, and this is hardly that unusual.

ETA: Crazy Santa Ana winds right now aren't helping.



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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Original post)
Fri May 3, 2013, 03:02 PM
MindPilot (10,760 posts)

6. Weed Wackiers are sold at Ace, Lowes and Home Depot.
The difference is Weed Wackiers use Silly String.


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Response to MindPilot (Reply #6)
Fri May 3, 2013, 03:09 PM
zappaman (8,179 posts)

8. Meet the Weed Wackier's biggest fan!
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/Garden-Clown_zpsba7160a0.gif)


And an hour later:
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Fri May 3, 2013, 03:08 PM
nadinbrzezinski (119,400 posts)

7. Update...all local fires
Have been brought under control

Thank god.
Nomex not required.


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Fri May 3, 2013, 03:14 PM
nadinbrzezinski (119,400 posts)

12. The ones I referred to never made it to the CDF data
They ended being under control under 5 acres



A new bully:
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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #12)
Fri May 3, 2013, 03:46 PM
Brickbat (14,199 posts)

21. Fires under five acres, and you're posting in GD?
Wow.



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Fri May 3, 2013, 03:14 PM
zappaman (8,179 posts)

13. We had a very dry winter
sometimes we get a lot of rain, sometimes we don't.
add high Santa Ana winds, and you get fires.
no big mystery.

I hope every single brushfire in SoCal gets posted here so we can all freak out together.



Yet another new bully:
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Fri May 3, 2013, 03:50 PM
loli phabay (2,720 posts)

22. please do keep up to date and give me warning incase i have to abandon my home
Our mountain roads in va are boxed by trees and im worried in case one of these san diego fires jumps the firebreak between us.



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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Original post)
Fri May 3, 2013, 03:15 PM
Little_Wing (3 posts)

15. the specter of fire
You are absolutely right, be careful out there in soCal.

If it rains a whole, whole lot: dangerous fire season! (too much dry grass)
If it does not rain a whole, whole lot: dangerous fire season! (everything is too dry)
 
Memory of average Californian: is it fire season already? Didn't it just end?

 

DUmmy Little_Wing is a noobie, so nutcase nadin wants to be sure he knows how important she is:
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Response to Little_Wing (Reply #15)
Fri May 3, 2013, 03:19 PM
nadinbrzezinski (119,400 posts)

17. As a reporter I got scanner duty
Always fun...



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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #17)
Fri May 3, 2013, 03:20 PM
zappaman (8,179 posts)

18. Yup.
Part of the beat.

Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: NHSparky on May 03, 2013, 03:24:07 PM
zappaman shouldn't be a DUmmy.  He seems to actually HAVE and USE common sense.

But like a train wreck, he just can't resist when the Nads Express goes off the rails, day in, day out.

And yeah, fires in CA?  Who ****in knew?  Then again, this is the same buncha idiots who build their houses at the bottom of a hill and act all surprised when the landslides take them out.  So what do they do?  REBUILD IN THE SAME SPOT!!!  And they call people in tornado alley stupid?
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: Rebel on May 03, 2013, 03:27:42 PM
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loli phabay (2,721 posts)

22. please do keep up to date and give me warning in case i have to abandon my home

Our mountain roads in va are boxed by trees and im worried in case one of these san diego fires jumps the firebreak between us.

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: NHSparky on May 03, 2013, 03:28:47 PM
Even money nads doesn't even get that post, people. 
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: Freeper on May 03, 2013, 03:44:44 PM
That damn climatic change rears it's ugly head again. It's only getting worst and worst.
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 03, 2013, 04:30:16 PM
That damn climatic change rears it's ugly head again. It's only getting worst and worst.

Has it crossed the Rubicon yet?  Is it a trend?
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 03, 2013, 05:09:42 PM
Has it crossed the Rubicon yet?  Is it a trend?

No....an arc from the weed wackier.
Title: Re: Re: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 03, 2013, 05:36:35 PM
No....an arc from the weed wackier.

Climate change? Hey Nadin, come shovel the 6 inches of climate change off my deck & driveway you fat bitch!
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: thundley4 on May 03, 2013, 05:59:44 PM
Nads has had too much of that wackier tobaccier.
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: Dori on May 03, 2013, 06:00:47 PM
Fires in So. Calif. are as common as tornados in tornado ally.  We have a lot of hilly brush covered areas.

The one DUmmy was right.  When we have a lot of rain, there is a lot more fuel to burn than when we have fewer rains.   These fires also go hand in hand with our Santa Ana winds.  So. Calif is basically an arid desert.  Most plants, except for the few native ones, have to be cultivated.
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: Skul on May 03, 2013, 07:23:47 PM
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Fri May 3, 2013, 02:08 PM
nadinbrzezinski (119,400 posts)

2. Climate change baby...if we have evacs
I will have to chage into something positively less comfy, long pants (shorts rolled up so they don't drag the ground), steel Toe boots and nomex layers. (Right now t-shirt and shorts and nice summer shoes)
For a weed fire???  :lmao:
No, scrunt, they're discouraged for any use now.

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I hope every single brushfire in SoCal gets posted here so we can all freak out together.
I freak, you freak, we all freak or nadsfreak.
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: NHSparky on May 03, 2013, 08:10:56 PM
Yeah, I had nomex too, and God knows it came in SOOOOOOOOO handy when turning on KCAL-9 to see what the brushfires were doing!  And the times we never had to evacuate, well, I'm grateful for all that powdered milk, because who knows what kind of shit got stirred up from all the fallout from Fukushima!

Jesus, this woman is too stupid to live without serious help.
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 03, 2013, 08:18:39 PM
Jesus, this woman is too stupid to live without serious help.
The definition of a DOTY.
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: NHSparky on May 03, 2013, 08:31:05 PM
Ya know, Eskimos had a real effective way of dealing with people like her.  Too bad there aren't any ice floes around San Diego.

Hell, maybe they could make one, stick her fat ass on it, and drag it out a few miles and tell the tourists it's a penguin who got lost.
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 04, 2013, 05:12:23 AM
The definition of a DOTY.

I don't do something like this unless there's a good reason.  I now renounce my vote for BanTheGOP for DOTY last year.  Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't, but I was duped by the schtick.  Mea maxima culpa. :thatsright:
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: diesel driver on May 04, 2013, 05:24:54 AM
Ya know, Eskimos had a real effective way of dealing with people like her.  Too bad there aren't any ice floes around San Diego.

Hell, maybe they could make one, stick her fat ass on it, and drag it out a few miles and tell the tourists it's a penguin who got lost.

Have her wear a black trench coat.
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: vesta111 on May 04, 2013, 07:01:00 AM
Have her wear a black trench coat.

I am surprised Nads has not been arrested by Fire Marshal as every time there is a fire SHE turns up in the crowd of onlookers.

Favorite time of the year for Nads, racing through the streets to get the Hold the Presses scoop on a
drunks accident with a BBQ Grill.   
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: Ballygrl on May 04, 2013, 07:39:41 AM
zappaman :heart:
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: Airwolf on May 04, 2013, 07:29:34 PM
Ya know, Eskimos had a real effective way of dealing with people like her.  Too bad there aren't any ice floes around San Diego.

Hell, maybe they could make one, stick her fat ass on it, and drag it out a few miles and tell the tourists it's a penguin who got lost.

I'd rather NASA stuck her on the next flight to Mars.
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: A7X_foREVer on May 04, 2013, 07:41:44 PM
I'd rather NASA stuck her on the next flight to Mars.

Lets start a petition for that
Title: Re: Re: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: vlad335 on May 04, 2013, 08:04:15 PM
Climate change? Hey Nadin, come shovel the 6 inches of climate change off my deck & driveway you fat bitch!

Had to change the label Global Warming to Climate Change quickly to accommodate all the snowfalls. I remember clearly when this hoax kicked off, we were told GW was going to end pretty much all winter weather except in the extreme northernmost regions. Todays kids would not see snow and have to be told about what it was like.

http://michellemalkin.com/2010/12/20/children-snow/

I heard Al Gore say this himself but for some reason, searches on the web bring up nothing. Its all scrubbed down the memory hole.
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 05, 2013, 07:03:51 AM
I'd rather NASA stuck her on the next flight to Mars.

Duct-taped to the exterior of the booster rocket.
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: Skul on May 05, 2013, 09:41:04 PM
Duct-taped to the exterior of the booster rocket.
Duct-taped to the interior of a booster rocket.
Enough hydrocarbons there to put you on Pluto.
Title: Re: Re: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: Dori on May 05, 2013, 09:49:54 PM
Had to change the label Global Warming to Climate Change quickly to accommodate all the snowfalls. I remember clearly when this hoax kicked off, we were told GW was going to end pretty much all winter weather except in the extreme northernmost regions. Todays kids would not see snow and have to be told about what it was like.

http://michellemalkin.com/2010/12/20/children-snow/

I heard Al Gore say this himself but for some reason, searches on the web bring up nothing. Its all scrubbed down the memory hole.

Yup......Same problem I'm having.  I can't believe how screened searches have become.  It seems the better I get at it, the better they get at filtering out everything but liberal content.

Wished there was a good conservative search engine that didn't do that.

Title: Re: Re: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: RobJohnson on May 06, 2013, 02:09:22 AM
Climate change? Hey Nadin, come shovel the 6 inches of climate change off my deck & driveway you fat bitch!

 :rotf:
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: NHSparky on May 06, 2013, 09:24:40 AM
I'd rather NASA stuck her on the next flight to Mars.

Not gonna happen.  Delta IV can't handle the payload.  Trust me, my aunt works at Vandenburg.  I asked.
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 06, 2013, 09:38:09 AM
Not gonna happen.  Delta IV can't handle the payload.  Trust me, my aunt works at Vandenburg.  I asked.

Resurrect the Saturn V?  That might be the only launch vehicle that could do the job.
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Is Getting Wackier And Wackier
Post by: Wineslob on May 06, 2013, 09:38:17 AM
5 acres? Really? Try this dipshit:



http://www.breakingnews.com/topic/panther-fire-in-california-may-2013