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Title: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 30, 2013, 01:24:27 PM
DUmmy Taverner, a self-admitted intravenous drug addict, is sick of not being respected:
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Tue Apr 30, 2013, 12:29 PM
Taverner (53,016 posts)

I am sick of being treated less than human

 I am a contractor

That means I get paid for 40 hours of work, whether I do 40 or more

If I do 39, I get paid for 39 hours of work. If I do 50, I get paid for 40.

If I complain, I am fired.

If I take this up with the state, I get fired and probably blackballed.

I will "never work in this town again."

I can leave, and that's about my only freedom.

We are expected to drive sales so they can get bonuses. We don't get bonuses.

Long ago they promised full employment if you do a good job.

Ha.

I haven't seen one contractor go perm in the almost 2 years I've been here.

It's a joke.

Yes, I know many of you out there have it worse.

But that really doesn't matter.

And guess what? This place was recently given an award for being one of the best companies to work for!!!
 
If I had enough money to survive unemployment for a while, I might consider trying to unionize us.
 
But all of us have been well scared away from that.

Besides, there are a bunch of workers in Bengalore who would be willing to slit their whole families' throats for a chance to interview at this job.
 
I'll say it again....


**** CAPITALISM!!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022776482
What a shitty company!!

I wonder if Hitachi, or whoever he's working for these days, knows what Mark thinks about his job.

He should ask DUmmy cali or DUmmy walldude about the respect and freedom of unemployment.


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Tue Apr 30, 2013, 01:32 PM
Taverner (53,016 posts)

34. Looking for a new, salaried job
I only took this job to pay the bills, since I'd rather be doing Sales
What customer would want to do business with a nodding junkie with arms covered witih needle tracks?


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Response to Taverner (Original post)
Tue Apr 30, 2013, 12:45 PM
pintobean (8,812 posts)

4. "being treated less than human"

"Yes, I know many of you out there have it worse.

But that really doesn't matter."

I'm not going to suggest a wambulance. Maybe it has something to do with attitude.



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Response to pintobean (Reply #4)
Tue Apr 30, 2013, 12:56 PM
TroglodyteScholar (4,526 posts)

13. You've clearly never worked for a company where the low paid contract employees do all the work...
...while the lazy, entitled actual employees reap all the benefits of the contractors' hard work and shockingly low wages.
 
While I'm not in that position now, I have been in the past...and it is a degrading situation that is characterized by feelings of helplessness and hopelessness that only grow with each passing day.
 
At least when you're unemployed, there's a real possibility that your tomorrow will actually be better than your today was.


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Tue Apr 30, 2013, 12:55 PM
Taverner (53,016 posts)

10. Here's why regulated capitalism does not work

Step One - Congress passes a bunch of laws protecting the environment, worker's rights and safety codes
 
Step Two - CorpyMcUSA buys news channel and derides laws as "COMMUNISM"

Step Three - This confuses voters into electing candidates bought and paid for by CorpyMcUSA
 
Step Four - The new congress repeals the laws

Lather, rinse repeat


I sure hope DUmmy Taverner doesn't get wallduded. All the pieces are in place.


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Response to Taverner (Reply #10)
Tue Apr 30, 2013, 01:24 PM
caraher (3,533 posts)

23. At least in the present context it doesn't
It's why true democracy is a prerequisite for a more humane capitalism. If we also regulate elections such that CorpyMcUSA cannot buy outsize "speech" rights in the form of megaphones made of cash, steps 2-4 become much more difficult.



Karl Marx Kregel responds:
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Response to caraher (Reply #23)
Tue Apr 30, 2013, 01:25 PM
Taverner (53,016 posts)

25. They will find a way. As long as they own the means of production, they win.


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Response to Taverner (Reply #11)
Tue Apr 30, 2013, 01:00 PM
NightWatcher (20,229 posts)

15. Eligible for workers comp? NO! Eligible for unemployment? NO
Do you get stuck paying more in taxes? Yeppers

I hated being a "self employed" contractor. But yay now I'm disabled and actually got money back from IRS for the first time in 15 years.



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Response to caraher (Reply #27)
Tue Apr 30, 2013, 01:27 PM
Taverner (53,016 posts)

29. Technically, I would call myself a "Temp"
Because technically I don't work for this company. I work for my agency, or 'pimp' if you want to be honest about it.

Oooohhhhh! A temp. Is Manpower still in business?


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Response to SheilaT (Reply #19)
Tue Apr 30, 2013, 01:26 PM
Taverner (53,016 posts)

28. Hourly, and yes, there are federal laws
And no, this company does not follow them

If I report, I'll never work again


If you get wallduded you'll never work again, either.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 30, 2013, 01:42:05 PM
But you do deserve to be treated less than human.

Because you are.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Tucker on April 30, 2013, 01:48:01 PM
Independent contractor is another term for door to door Fuller Brush man.

A building contractor he's not.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: DLR Pyro on April 30, 2013, 01:53:28 PM
I believe John Wayne said "Life is tough.  It's even tougher if you are stupid" as Sgt Stryker in the Sands of Iwo Jima.

Too bad stupid taverner didnt take the time to get educated earlier in life and is damned to go thru a tough life as a stupid individual.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Karin on April 30, 2013, 02:01:14 PM
No, it's a tech-type contractor.  Very common. 

Is that how he skirts around the drug testing deal?  They don't test the independent contractors?  If he were full time salaried at such a large and prestigious company, they would most assuredly do the test.  Random, ongoing as well. 
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: EagleKeeper on April 30, 2013, 02:01:25 PM
Once upon a time I worked as a contractor, it was for a company called "The Future Now", I did low level computer/network support.

The fact of the matter is that it was entry level stuff and I got paid as an entry level prospect. That's what temp work is.

The folkes that are farther up the ladder are getting paid to pay attention to loftier goals, that's why they bring in contractors, to pay attention to things that are less important but you have metrics that have to be met.

DUmmie Tav must be successful in maintaining minimal performance but is not doing to go to contract to hire.

His well conceived plan to lower his performance even lower will have the expected results and he will soon have more time to land that well paying job that he seeks.


Edit: I was employed by The Future Now and was contracted out to various other companies.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: jukin on April 30, 2013, 02:06:31 PM
Any temp workers I have ever used filled out a time card from the temp agency, the temp agency billed us, and the temp agency paid the temp. If they went over 8 in a day or 40 in a week there was overtime pay. The hiring company uses temp agencies for several reasons. Temporary work loads, trying out people before hire (you pay finders fees in that case), and just saving the HR hassle. The hire company pays a lot more than what the temp agency pays as the agency covers workers comp, UE (in some cases), FICA, HR costs, overhead, etc, and makes an evil profit. All things that we did not have to cover but it did add up to about double the temps hourly rate. Of course as you hire more professional people that ratio changes because of the $/hr difference. I have never heard of a temp agency using a salary but there could be some negotiated contracts for longer terms which we never used.

I give this fable ZERO BONGS as I do in any story where a DUche claims to be working.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on April 30, 2013, 02:12:51 PM
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Tue Apr 30, 2013, 12:29 PM
Taverner (53,016 posts)

That means I get paid for 40 hours of work, whether I do 40 or more

If I do 39, I get paid for 39 hours of work. If I do 50, I get paid for 40.

So, let's see if I got this right...

You don't get rewarded with extra money (and in the DUmmies' eyes, unneeded) for working harder than normal. And you think that's a fault of capitalism?
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: USA4ME on April 30, 2013, 02:19:18 PM
Baloney!! If he works for a temp agency, then the agency gets compensated for the time he puts in. Is a temp agency going to let a temp employee work 10 hours a week above what they report? No way. That's 10 hours of income lost by the temp agency. And we're talking the People's Democratic of Kalifornia here.  It's a lie just to complain about how capitalism is keeping down the unproductive.

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Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Dori on April 30, 2013, 02:27:38 PM
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Response to caraher (Reply #27)
Tue Apr 30, 2013, 01:27 PM
Taverner (53,016 posts)

29. Technically, I would call myself a "Temp"
Because technically I don't work for this company. I work for my agency, or 'pimp' if you want to be honest about it.


OMG....I worked as an accounting temp for years and loved it.  The experience I gained from working for so many different types of companies was better than any college classes I could ever take, and they paid me to do it.

This dude is a fool.  What doesn't he undersand about the word "Temp"?  I only had to be replaced on one job and that was because it was so mind numbingly easy and monotonous I couldn't stand it.  I told my temp agency they could use me better somewhere else and they did.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Karin on April 30, 2013, 02:50:20 PM
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Response to AZ Progressive (Reply #70)
Tue Apr 30, 2013, 02:26 PM
 Taverner (53,024 posts)
74. I think abolishing the stock market would be a great start...

But that's just me

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Response to Taverner (Reply #74)
Tue Apr 30, 2013, 02:32 PM
 AZ Progressive (381 posts)
77. What's the purpose of the stock market for companies other than to allow them to become bigger?

And thus, ultimately gain more power?

Yes, the stock market is the big reason why we have people not only being too rich, but also so many big companies, and as such lots of financial power in this country, enough to buy our government.

Have you guys thought that one all the way through?

AZ then calls for (of course) 91% tax on anything over $1 million. 

Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Firekrakka on April 30, 2013, 02:51:47 PM
 :censored: What a effing whiner.

My grandpa always said it doesn't matter if you work 30 or 60 hours, just so you get the job done.

In this economy and with a new baby to boot, he should be grateful he has a job.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Chris_ on April 30, 2013, 02:52:10 PM
Have you guys thought that one all the way through?
It's truly the blind leading the blind.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Dori on April 30, 2013, 02:58:38 PM
Have you guys thought that one all the way through?

Of course they don't think.  They don't even know what stock is, but they sure think they know how to fix it.  Just like their messiah.





Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 30, 2013, 03:04:00 PM
Well. Looks like it's back to gay prostitution for you. Tav.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 30, 2013, 03:06:15 PM
In this economy and with a new baby to boot, he should be grateful he has a job.

I'm not aware of DUmmy Taverner having a new baby, though he does have children around from an earlier brief period of sobriety.

The massive flood of opiates in his system every day is a pretty effective method of birth control.

You may have confused him with the puking, unemployable alcoholic Bill Pitt, whose wife recently gave birth to someone's child.

There's no possiblity of Pitt ever having a job. Now in his forties, he's still totally dependent on a monthly allowance from his mother.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Carl on April 30, 2013, 03:06:31 PM
Tav...just eat shit and die.
You are useless and always will be and the sooner you are feeding worms the better we all will be.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: BadCat on April 30, 2013, 03:29:10 PM
I'm willing to wager, that once his "employer" gets a BIG stack of his DUmp posts, Mark will join the ranks of "fired...no unemployment for you, douchebag".
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 30, 2013, 03:36:09 PM
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Tue Apr 30, 2013, 12:55 PM
Taverner (53,016 posts)

10. Here's why regulated capitalism does not work

Step One - Congress passes a bunch of laws protecting the environment, worker's rights and safety codes
 
Step Two - CorpyMcUSA buys news channel and derides laws as "COMMUNISM"

Step Three - This confuses voters into electing candidates bought and paid for by CorpyMcUSA
 
Step Four - The new congress repeals the laws

Except it doesn't actually work that way, you stupid shit.  What really happens is that after some perfunctory whining at the start of Step 2, the megacorporation realizes it can crush all its smaller competition by using its resources to comply and complain the competition out of business or make them price their stuff out of the market, and they can make even more money by buying into the technology necessary for compliance through mergers and acquisitions, then make even more money by contributing to politicians who either actually believe in the BS regulations or just like money, power and winning.  The rest of Step 2 and all of Step 4 never happens, and while Step 3 does, it's not in the way your drug-fogged mind believes.

 :banghead:
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: franksolich on April 30, 2013, 03:43:20 PM
Is that how he skirts around the drug testing deal?  They don't test the independent contractors?  If he were full time salaried at such a large and prestigious company, they would most assuredly do the test.  Random, ongoing as well.

That's been my speculation for quite a while now; the Taverner primitive does not want to be tested for drugs.  He seems to break out in a cold sweat when even just thinking of it.

However, I'm confused.

"the Taverner primitive loses job" (December 21, 2012)
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,81992.0
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Firekrakka on April 30, 2013, 03:50:32 PM
I'm not aware of DUmmy Taverner having a new baby, though he does have children around from an earlier brief period of sobriety.

The massive flood of opiates in his system every day is a pretty effective method of birth control.

You may have confused him with the puking, unemployable alcoholic Bill Pitt, whose wife recently gave birth to someone's child.

There's no possiblity of Pitt ever having a job. Now in his forties, he's still totally dependent on a monthly allowance from his mother.

My bad! It was Pitt I was thinking of. In my mind alcoholism = tavern.  :thatsright:
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: USA4ME on April 30, 2013, 05:51:28 PM
The dimwit started a new thread with same topic and post.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022778272

Edit:  He got locked out of the other thread by cussing out cali.

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Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Firekrakka on April 30, 2013, 06:02:00 PM
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I'll say it again....


**** CAPITALISM!!!!

You just can't fix stupid. When I see this I think of people such as him.

(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28207955.jpg)

Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: franksolich on April 30, 2013, 07:25:35 PM
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cali (79,656 posts)   Tue Apr 30, 2013, 02:22 PM

69. Whoa...

you ****ing complain about being treated as less than human in the same ****ing op in which you write this?
 
Besides, there are a bunch of workers in Bengalore who would be willing to slit their whole families' throats for a chance to interview at this job.

Jaysus. How ****ing tone deaf can you be? Textbook illustration of cognitive dissonance.

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Taverner (53,045 posts)    Tue Apr 30, 2013, 02:24 PM

71. Do you know how competitive India is?

Seriously, India is a prime example of why Ayn Rand is wrong....by her logic India should be a paradise with all that competition.
 
I exaggerate, yes, but a lot of the folks I know on H1Bs complained that other people at their own agency would do what they could to mess up others' chances to get H1B visas. Stuff like reporting them as extremists, etc.

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cali (79,656 posts)    Tue Apr 30, 2013, 02:26 PM

73. and that has shit all to do with YOUR casual racist shit.

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Taverner (53,045 posts)    Tue Apr 30, 2013, 02:28 PM

75. Hardly racist. If I'm such a racist, why don't you alert?

I am sure you could find some people to vote your way...that is, after all, how bullies do their thing...intimidation, baseless accusations and plain making stuff up...

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Ishoutandscream2 (6,045 posts)    Tue Apr 30, 2013, 03:46 PM

103. Definitely a bully, Taverner

Try to ignore, or put on ignore. I swear there's no one more hateful here than that one.

^^^needs to be banned, for maligning the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive like that.

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Taverner (53,045 posts)    Tue Apr 30, 2013, 04:37 PM

109. I should learn the first rule of trolls

DO not feed the trolls

And Cali's sock puppets are something to behold as well
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Chris_ on April 30, 2013, 07:40:45 PM
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Jaysus. How ****ing tone deaf can you be? Textbook illustration of cognitive dissonance.
I'd like to submit Taverner's music as Exhibit A.   :-)

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/84808219/Wool%20Mittens.mp3
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Evil_Conservative on April 30, 2013, 07:47:57 PM
Any temp workers I have ever used filled out a time card from the temp agency, the temp agency billed us, and the temp agency paid the temp. If they went over 8 in a day or 40 in a week there was overtime pay. The hiring company uses temp agencies for several reasons. Temporary work loads, trying out people before hire (you pay finders fees in that case), and just saving the HR hassle. The hire company pays a lot more than what the temp agency pays as the agency covers workers comp, UE (in some cases), FICA, HR costs, overhead, etc, and makes an evil profit. All things that we did not have to cover but it did add up to about double the temps hourly rate. Of course as you hire more professional people that ratio changes because of the $/hr difference. I have never heard of a temp agency using a salary but there could be some negotiated contracts for longer terms which we never used.

I give this fable ZERO BONGS as I do in any story where a DUche claims to be working.

I started out as a "temp" at my current job and was hired full-time last August.  I went to work when I was suppose to, did my job, was respectful to everyone (not just the supervisors), didn't bad mouth both companies (temp agency and current employer) on the internet and look at me!  Woo... I am a HAPPY full-time employee receiving benefits and bonuses.

Tav, you might want to take notes.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Ogre on April 30, 2013, 07:52:16 PM
To Taverner, boo-****ing-hoo ya pansy ass, whiny bitch.

You take your clients money, you do the work expected, see how easy that is.

When the client is there, you are there.

You are there even when the client isn't because if work needs doing, it gets done.

Don't like your job, develop a better skill set and find more appealing work.

But for the love of God, stop your pissing and moaning, man-up, and STFU.

rant/off
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: delilahmused on April 30, 2013, 08:40:33 PM
And they simply can't see how pathetic they are.

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: BattleHymn on April 30, 2013, 08:51:07 PM
Bump for possible wallduding.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Tucker on May 01, 2013, 06:58:45 AM
Bump for possible wallduding.  :popcorn:

The irony is that both he and Cali would have something in common.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Karin on May 01, 2013, 07:17:57 AM
He hates business with such a burning hot fury, that he shouldn't be allowed anywhere near one.  He would be the prime suspect in case of sabotage.  

OMG, how lame is that, that he posted it twice, nearly verbatim?

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ProdigalJunkMail (10,030 posts)
1. so good you had to post twice???

DUmmies are losing their patience with him:

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Response to Taverner (Original post)
Tue Apr 30, 2013, 07:58 PM
Brickbat (14,170 posts)
5. "I still want to talk about it..."

You're not talking about it. You're complaining. Or, you know, venting, whatever. Complaining will get you exactly nowhere. If you're so sick of it that you're not afraid anymore, then start some action. If you're still afraid and keeping your head down, start working to not be afraid anymore.

From the first thread, someone's thinking outside the hive:

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Response to Taverner (Original post)
Tue Apr 30, 2013, 08:36 PM
 Honeycombe8 (17,771 posts)
139. What do you think the opposite of capitalism is? It ain't "work 50, get paid for 50."

It's work whatever is necessary, to take up the slack for your co-worker, who can't come to work this week. Then that co-worker gets part of your pay.

That's socialism. From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.

And forget about a raise based on merit. That's not socialism. That's capitalism.

Don't blame one bad employer on capitalism. What they are doing is ILLEGAL. It's against capitalism. But that's how it works at my employment company, too. They pretend they don't know if I work more hours, but they know. I turn in my time.

There are some down times where you work, aren't there? Where you chat a bit or whatever? You're not really focused and very productive. You don't get docked for that. So if I work a couple of hours longer, I figure it all evens out. Working TEN hours longer is a different matter entirely, though.

I'm definitely pro-capitalism. That's how people get ahead and get paid more because of merit. It's not always fair. Nothing is always fair. Socialism isn't fair. But at least with capitalism, you can bust your ass and get paid some serious money. I have. It's hell going through it, but nice when you get paid for it.

I'm shocked.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Dori on May 01, 2013, 10:52:42 AM
I'm shocked.


How did that DUmmie get 17k posts?  He likes capitalism.  :shrug:
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: njpines on May 01, 2013, 11:29:43 AM
 http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018378154 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018378154)

The loser posted it a THIRD time in the Lounge and called it poetry!  :loser:  :lmao:

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Taverner (53,061 posts)  Tue Apr 30, 2013, 08:08 PM

I am a contractor


 
Last edited Tue Apr 30, 2013, 08:09 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

I am a contractor

That means I get paid for 40 hours of work, whether I do 40 or more

If I do 39, I get paid for 39 hours of work. If I do 50, I get paid for 40.

If I complain, I am fired.

If I take this up with the state, I get fired and probably blackballed.

I will "never work in this town again."

I can leave, and that's about my only freedom.

We are expected to drive sales so they can get bonuses. We don't get bonuses.

Long ago they promised full employment if you do a good job.

Ha.

I haven't seen one contractor go perm in the almost 2 years I've been here.

It's a joke.

Yes, I know many of you out there have it worse.

But that really doesn't matter.

And guess what? This place was recently given an award for being one of the best companies to work for!!!

If I had enough money to survive unemployment for a while, I might consider trying to unionize us.

But all of us have been well scared away from that.


Besides, there are a bunch of workers in (((NAME YOUR COUNTRY HERE)))) who would be willing to slit their whole families' throats for a chance to interview at this job.

I'll say it again....


**** CAPITALISM!!!!




DU Admins: This is a poem and should be protected speech here on DU
   
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: wasp69 on May 01, 2013, 11:33:43 AM
Does anyone know where this piece of shit works?  I think they might be interested in how their employee views his current occupation and its management.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Dori on May 01, 2013, 11:34:43 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018378154 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018378154)

The loser posted it a THIRD time in the Lounge and called it poetry!  :loser:  :lmao:


He's really on a tear isn't he?

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I can leave, and that's about my only freedom.


DUH.....you have the freedom to leave?  I thought by your outrage that  they were holding a gun to your head.  Stupid moron.

Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Firekrakka on May 01, 2013, 11:44:12 AM
He's really on a tear isn't he?

 :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 01, 2013, 11:46:19 AM
Does anyone know where this piece of shit works?  I think they might be interested in how their employee views his current occupation and its management.
Well, wallduding is still on the table.

But if Mark gets wallduded he can always fall back on his poetry.

It's better than anything the CalPig has written.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: njpines on May 01, 2013, 11:49:50 AM
not enough "blink, blink, blink"
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: franksolich on May 01, 2013, 12:58:20 PM
Does anyone know where this piece of shit works?  I think they might be interested in how their employee views his current occupation and its management.

Oh, I'm sure somebody's reading him.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Karin on May 01, 2013, 01:21:58 PM
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The loser posted it a THIRD time in the Lounge and called it poetry!   
   :rotf:  You have got to be kidding me! 

Two of them think it really is poetry!   :lmao:

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Response to Taverner (Original post)
Tue Apr 30, 2013, 08:26 PM
 In_The_Wind (41,995 posts)
4. Great poem. Sucky reality!

Sorry!
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Response to Taverner (Original post)
Tue Apr 30, 2013, 08:35 PM
Loryn (389 posts)
5. Sorry.

Great poem!
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: wasp69 on May 01, 2013, 01:23:27 PM
Oh, I'm sure somebody's reading him.

Heh, heh, heh...
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: njpines on May 01, 2013, 01:41:11 PM
   :rotf:  You have got to be kidding me! 

Two of them think it really is poetry!   :lmao:


He also has 2 questions posted in the ATA forum which Skimmer has not deigned to answer.  How much do you want to bet they are complaints about the responses to his childish rant?   :loser:
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: I_B_Perky on May 01, 2013, 05:52:10 PM
Wait a second here. I thought he opened up a recording studio or music shop or something like that? If so, I guess that didn't pay the bills.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: wasp69 on May 01, 2013, 06:20:52 PM
Wait a second here. I thought he opened up a recording studio or music shop or something like that? If so, I guess that didn't pay the bills.

Yeah, but his website should be pulling in revenue by now, shouldn't it?
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 01, 2013, 06:47:25 PM
I wish Tav worked with me so I could tell him to "STFU".

... in person.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: franksolich on May 01, 2013, 07:02:28 PM
Yeah, but his website should be pulling in revenue by now, shouldn't it?

Yeah.

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/taverner_zpsbc1496c2.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/taverner_zpsbc1496c2.jpg.html)
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Gern on May 01, 2013, 08:20:27 PM
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Tue Apr 30, 2013, 01:32 PM
Taverner (53,016 posts)
I only took this job to pay the bills, since I'd rather be doing Sales

Oh Good Lord...


I can't even imagine this lugubrious asshole as a salesperson.  He's anathema to everything that sales represents. 

You need to be genuinely upbeat, positive, and optimistic.  You need to be money motivated to be able to shrug off rejection.

And he's composing whiny screeds about how tough life is?  Also, I'm pretty sure they expect salespeople to actually SELL, so he'd have to quit his other full time job of posting on Democratic Underground.

.

Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: franksolich on May 01, 2013, 08:42:32 PM
Oh Good Lord...

Sales?

Are you kidding me?

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/taverner.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/taverner.jpg.html)

Now, would one buy anything--anything, even a used toothpick--from Taverner?

No way.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Traveshamockery on May 01, 2013, 08:48:31 PM
Can I change my screen name here at CC?  It's way too close for comfort to Taverner.  I'm thinking something like wadin frezinski. 

 :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: tac on May 01, 2013, 08:59:57 PM
He should renounce his citizenship, move to Mexico then come back as an illegal alien. Once back he can apply for all kinds of free shit and live off the people that pay taxes. Problem solved. He can stay in mommy's basement and be on the DUmp 24x7 and piss and moan that welfare isn't paying him enough.  :mental:
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 01, 2013, 09:50:23 PM
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Fri Jul 27, 2012, 01:04 PM
Taverner (53,063 posts)
I still get the brain buzzes - not sure if this a residual effect from dropping opiates or alkeyhawl...
 
I'd be lying if I were to say I didn't miss them - both.

That toxic solution of opiates and alcohol - makes a nice warm burrow for my mind to sit in.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1144702


He's obviously back in that nice warm burrow.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: delilahmused on May 01, 2013, 10:18:30 PM
If he's a temp, why doesn't he go to the agency and let them know he'd like a different opportunity? Personally, I bet he's been reprimanded for not doing anything. IF his story is in any way true, I'd check the labor laws in my state. In my state it's illegal to fire someone because they turn their company in for violating labor laws. Or, perhaps he could use that extra hour, when he only works 39 hours, to look for a new job? That way, if he's too much of a ***** to report a violation, he could be compensating himself by looking for a better opportunity. Of course, I'm sure I'm expecting too much. DUmmie logic dictates that they are only capable of whining and complaining instead of being proactive and looking for a better job.

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: chitownchica on May 01, 2013, 11:34:52 PM
 :rotf:





Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Dori on May 01, 2013, 11:47:18 PM
Quote
Fri Jul 27, 2012, 01:04 PM
Taverner (53,063 posts)
I still get the brain buzzes - not sure if this a residual effect from dropping opiates or alkeyhawl...
 
I'd be lying if I were to say I didn't miss them - both.

That toxic solution of opiates and alcohol - makes a nice warm burrow for my mind to sit in
.


Well that explains a lot.




Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: claret1995 on May 02, 2013, 03:00:40 PM
with much credit to Jimmy Buffett,


 They told me before I started
 That it never ever would work out
 Stay in school, don't be afool
 But I had to see what life is about

 So I went to Biloxi seeking fortune and fame
 I got hired, I got fired, I got called dirty names
 You'll never never work in dis bidness again
 No you'll never, no never
 Never work in dis bidness again

 I knew I needed representation
 and I found it one night in a bar
 He was a bondsman and a part time agent
 And he said that he would make me a star
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: Tess Anderson on May 02, 2013, 07:12:19 PM
there's no way this little bitch is a programmer, you get paid by the hour with any OT at that same rate.

anybody notice the bitchfest in the thread with cali?:

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Response to Taverner (Reply #75)

Tue Apr 30, 2013, 03:46 PM

 Ishoutandscream2 (6,048 posts)

103. Definitely a bully, Taverner


Try to ignore, or put on ignore. I swear there's no one more hateful here than that one
:rotf:
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Response to Ishoutandscream2 (Reply #103)

Tue Apr 30, 2013, 04:37 PM

 Taverner (53,071 posts)

109. I should learn the first rule of trolls

DO not feed the trolls

And Cali's sock puppets are something to behold as well

 :rotf:
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Response to bluestate10 (Reply #140)

Thu May 2, 2013, 08:51 AM

 Ishoutandscream2 (6,048 posts)

213. Definitely a bully.

When someone posts something that she disagrees with, her tone is very nasty and she curses at the person she is disagreeing with. It gets personal, and ugly. A very nasty disposition, and it goes against all rules of decency when debating a topic.
:rotf:

he's 42 now and he lives in San Ramon . . .
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: franksolich on May 02, 2013, 07:23:52 PM
there's no way this little bitch is a programmer, you get paid by the hour with any OT at that same rate.

anybody notice the bitchfest in the thread with cali?:
 :rotf:
 :rotf:  :rotf:

he's 42 now and he lives in San Ramon . . .

Oh my.

I think the shouting-and-screaming primitive needs tossed off of Skins's island, being so disrespectful of the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive like that.  She may be bitter and all that, but Skins's island would be rather boring if she weren't there.

<<<<doesn't take kindly to primitives critical of cali; that's franksolich's prerogative.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner Hates His Job - Could Lose It
Post by: vesta111 on May 02, 2013, 08:35:00 PM
Oh my.

I think the shouting-and-screaming primitive needs tossed off of Skins's island, being so disrespectful of the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive like that.  She may be bitter and all that, but Skins's island would be rather boring if she weren't there.

<<<<doesn't take kindly to primitives critical of cali; that's franksolich's prerogative.

Seen both sides of the Temp jobs BTDT. It is up to the employee to decide if they wish to stay at a job  with hope of being hired on full time.

For the last 8 years before I retired my Company, a great one, decided to go 10 hours a day, 4 days a week , sounded good to us until it became mandatory  to work 5-6 days a week.  No time to have a personal life, a doctors appointment, or do more then eat sleep and go to work.   Most of us lived eating sandwitches.

Oh but the pay checks for over time came in and some of the Temps that could not speak English were making $40,000 a year, bought homes and nice cars.   The good workers to be hired on permanently had just one problem.   The Piss test they could or could not pass.   

In America if one wants a nice home, a new car  then one has to bust their butts to get it.  Don't matter if one has 3 jobs  if you want something you must work for it.

This DU poster has no idea of the satisfaction  of work and how much a job means to self worth. When asked Who Are You , the job comes to mind, I am a Laborer, a Electrician, a Nurse or Doctor. Then a family man or woman with children comes next.

For us retired people it gets odd, no place to go and no work that has made up so much of our lives.  It is the work that we miss most as this has been Our defining measure of who we are.