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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on April 29, 2013, 11:30:28 PM
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The permanently unemployed DUmmy rsmithnumbers shows that his skill in writing resume cover letters is matched only by his brilliant gift for announcing obituaries.
It's rare, maybe unprecedented, for a copy-and-paste DUmmy to be embarrassed this badly:
Mon Apr 29, 2013, 10:58 PM
rsmith6621 (6,643 posts)
The Father of LSD Dead at 102.... Albert Hofmann
Albert Hofmann, the pioneering Swiss chemist and advocate of psychedelics who discovered the hallucinogenic properties of LSD, died Tuesday. He was 102.
Hofmann reportedly died of a heart attack at his home in Basel, Switzerland.
Hofmann’s most famous discovery happened on April 16, 1943. He was researching the synthesis of a lysergic acid compound, LSD-25, when he inadvertently absorbed a bit through his fingertips. Intrigued by the effect it had on his perception, Hofmann decided further exploration was warranted. Three days later, on April 19, he ingested 250 micrograms of LSD, embarking on the first full-fledged acid trip. That day became known among LSD fans as “bicycle day†because Hofmann began experiencing the drug’s intense effects on his bicycle trip home from the lab.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022774649
Response to rsmith6621 (Original post)
Mon Apr 29, 2013, 11:03 PM
CaliforniaPeggy (103,565 posts)
3. Safe passage, Albert Hofmann...
You did the world an enormous favor when you explored the properties of LSD.
May he rest in peace...
I'm sure the CalPig was someone's bad trip.
Response to rsmith6621 (Original post)
Mon Apr 29, 2013, 11:06 PM
flamingdem (22,453 posts)
5. Oh my gawd
.. because I didn't realize he's still alive!
LONG LIVE ALBERT HOFMANN!
But wait, wait! He wasn't still alive!
Poor DUmmy rsmithnumbers! He screwed up again!
Response to rsmith6621 (Original post)
Mon Apr 29, 2013, 11:15 PM
Timbuk3 (843 posts)
8. Ummm...
Not to invoke a flashback, or anything, but...
...this happened in 2008.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Hofmann
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:lmao: What a DUmbass! And what's with all the cheerleading over this guy?
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LSD and flashbacks are part of what makes DUmmies such "flash in a pan" DUmmies.
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Does DUmmie smithynumbers realize:
If Albert Hofmann were alive today, he'd be 107. :lmao:
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:lmao: What a DUmbass! And what's with all the cheerleading over this guy?
The colors, man... the colors...
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The colors, man... the colors...
Like, wow man.
Are the walls melting for you, too? :stoner:
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Like, wow man.
Are the walls melting for you, too? :stoner:
No man, like, that's just the wave action in the water......watch me walk on water....blub...blub...blub..... Guess I should stick to flying.
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Smith...don't post while on acid, m'kay?
:loser:
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Smith...don't post while on acid, m'kay?
:loser:
Better yet, don't post at all. :lmao:
I wonder if smithy realizes he can fly while high on acid? He needs to find a really high place and try it. Soon.
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Better yet, don't post at all. :lmao:
I wonder if smithy realizes he can fly while high on acid? He needs to find a really high place and try it. Soon.
Oh, but then what would we do for comedy?
:-)
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Oh, but then what would we do for comedy?
:-)
Colleges are graduating new liberal/progressive comics every day. There will never be a shortage of DUmmies.
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Come on, let's take a midnight voyage;
Let me take you on a little trip.
Come on, come on,
Woah, come on...
Would you dare to take a little journey?
All aboard; all ashore...
At your leisure take a pleasure trip.
It's sure; you're sure.
Everybody needs a pleasure trip,