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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Revolution on April 28, 2013, 12:21:52 AM
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Imagine a world where "gay" was "straight" and "straight" was "gay"
I just saw an extremely powerful video on FB. It reverses everything relating to hetero and homosexuality and shows the damage and harm done to young people when society does not accept them and torments them. It is heartbreaking and extremely affective.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=529908160384096
I am grateful to the creators of this short film. It needed to be made.
From the comments...Oh my god, is this how gay people feel in reality? I was always against gays, but I guess I'm wrong...
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022766779
In bizarro world. Let me tell you what would ACTUALLY happen. After all the kids grew up to be adults...maybe about 100 years after or so depending on if the 3% of the straight population had a lot of sex/procreation, and how fast the AIDS virus spread from the majority fag males. (also, being that the majority in this scenario like to poke poop, who knows, there may eventually come another stronger, more deadly virus that is immune to any kind of med you try to treat it with) You population would die out. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, and say you guys have 200 years tops.
Not to mention that without us, you homo couples would have nobody to adopt, and try to instill your stupid leftist agenda into.
Idiotic video. "Breeders." Hahaha...kiss my ass.
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Imagine a world where "gay" was "straight" and "straight" was "gay"
The fact that they reverse the roles sort of proves the point of how ridiculous this position is. Leaving aside the fact that the entire populace, save the offspring of the few heterosexuals, would soon die out...
Imagine a world where people who didn't murder their wives were imprisoned...
From the comments...Oh my god, is this how murderers feel in reality? I was always against killing my wife, but I guess I'm wrong...
Morons.
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You don't have to imagine. Read the Bible, especially the part with Sodom and Gomorrah.
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The fact that they reverse the roles sort of proves the point of how ridiculous this position is. Leaving aside the fact that the entire populace, save the offspring of the few heterosexuals, would soon die out...
Exactly. In one generation, 98% of the population of earth dies out, and the remaining people are straight... and we end up right back where we are now, but with a much smaller population.
Since I know I won't be sucking any dick in my lifetime, I guess that makes me part of the surviving 2%!
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Imagine a world where homosexuality has been solved and forgotten and we never have to mention that deformity again.
Just imagine.
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Exactly. In one generation, 98% of the population of earth dies out, and the remaining people are straight... and we end up right back where we are now, but with a much smaller population.
Since I know I won't be sucking any dick in my lifetime, I guess that makes me part of the surviving 2%!
I watched the whole stupid thing and they got around the procreation problem by having a sanctioned breeding season.
I wouldn't call it heartbreaking or powerful, but now the little girl knows how it feels to be Taylor, the Charlton Heston character, in Planet of the Apes.
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Imagine a world where you could let your children go to a public restroom without having to fear some diseased mentally ill homosexual will try to harm them.
Just imagine.
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What a freakishly ridiculous film - can see why the DUmmies would love it.
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I watched the whole stupid thing and they got around the procreation problem by having a sanctioned breeding season.
I wouldn't call it heartbreaking or powerful, but now the little girl knows how it feels to be Taylor, the Charlton Heston character, in Planet of the Apes.
A sanctioned breedings season? So, homosex is allowed at all times, but heterosex is only permitted during a specific period of time.
It's time for some slogans of resistance!
When intercourse is outlawed, only outlaws will have intercourse.
Freedom to screw isn't about hunting.
You can have my big old cock when you pry it from my cold dead wife. ...OK, maybe that one isn't such a keeper.
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Imagine a world where 2% of the population tries to impose it's will on the other 98%.
Oh wait...
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Imagine a world where 1+1 actually equals POTATO.
Imagine!
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When intercourse is outlawed, only outlaws will have intercourse.
Love that one, BD. I'd be an outlaw if only I could get some... :(
Imagine a world where 1+1 actually equals POTATO.
Imagine!
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So ?
I can imagine a world where the sky is purple, and dog farts smell like blueberry muffins - that doesn't make any of it likely, nor any more thought provoking than the latest episode of South Park.
Primitives spend too much time living in fantasyland.
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Wish mine smelled like blueberry muffins. The ones ripped the last couple days have been atrocious...
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Reminds me of a movie I saw years ago, "The Last Man on Planet Earth." Female scientists apparently developed some sort of disease that killed off all the men. I don't remember much of the movie, but I do remember a scene where a teenage girl is covertly looking at an old copy of Playgirl. She was hiding it because it was considered weird to be attracted to men :rofl:
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Imagine a world where we got to kick back and relax while the DUmbasses worked to support us.
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Reminds me of a movie I saw years ago, "The Last Man on Planet Earth." Female scientists apparently developed some sort of disease that killed off all the men. I don't remember much of the movie, but I do remember a scene where a teenage girl is covertly looking at an old copy of Playgirl. She was hiding it because it was considered weird to be attracted to men :rofl:
There was an episode of the TV show Sliders that was a little like that. Apparently someone tried to come up with a disease that was lethal to Arab men, and instead it worked on almost all men. The US and Australia were the powers because they had the most surviving men and no one had invented invitro fertilization.
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Exactly. In one generation, 98% of the population of earth dies out, and the remaining people are straight... and we end up right back where we are now, but with a much smaller population.
Since I know I won't be sucking any dick in my lifetime, I guess that makes me part of the surviving 2%!
I really don't see much downside to that. I'd be all over losing 98.999% (there would always be a few survivors that we would have to take out the old fashioned way :killemall: ) of the (D)Ummie population of the planet in one generation. Solve a lot of problems.
There was an episode of the TV show Sliders that was a little like that. Apparently someone tried to come up with a disease that was lethal to Arab men, and instead it worked on almost all men. The US and Australia were the powers because they had the most surviving men and no one had invented invitro fertilization.
Heh. Another win/win scenario. 'Cept I wonder about the Australians anymore. They have been neutered.
Imagine a world where we got to kick back and relax while the DUmbasses worked to support us.
Relax?!?!? We'd spend all of our time kicking them in the ass to get and hold jobs.
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There was an episode of the TV show Sliders that was a little like that. Apparently someone tried to come up with a disease that was lethal to Arab men, and instead it worked on almost all men. The US and Australia were the powers because they had the most surviving men and no one had invented invitro fertilization.
I also remember a movie called Hell Comes to Frogtown. link to imdb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093171/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl)
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Reminds me of a movie I saw years ago, "The Last Man on Planet Earth." Female scientists apparently developed some sort of disease that killed off all the men. I don't remember much of the movie, but I do remember a scene where a teenage girl is covertly looking at an old copy of Playgirl. She was hiding it because it was considered weird to be attracted to men :rofl:
I think I saw that CR. If it is the same flick... I was down at the parents house cooking dinner a few years back, kitchen TV was on some channel, and then what looked like a political ad came on. It was election season at the time so I was not really paying attention. Well anyway, some lady came on, said I'm so-and-so running for the senate or something, like I said, wasn't really paying attention, and then she said this is my family. My wonderful kids, and..... my beautiful wife.
I dropped the pan I had in my hand. WTF?!?!??!
Took me about 5 minutes to figure out that it was a movie. They ended up killing the poor guy at the end, the girl was pregnant by the guy and if I recall, it was a boy.
If I remember correctly, the US developed a virus that was supposed to kill off the enemy army and went rogue and killed all the men worldwide.
Best part of it was when some lady asked a girl if she was a closet hetero.
Never did figure out what the name of it was. It was a pretty good movie though. :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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Imagine a world where we got to kick back and relax while the DUmbasses worked to support us.
Never happen, Sarge. Do you really want to imagine a world where the dummies are producers? Those incompetent idiots would screw up a wet dream. :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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Scientists Elated, Fearful Over Discovery of New Species
Near the Ross Sea, Antarctica - Scientists studying wildlife here on the antarctic ice shelf were overjoyed recently at what many believe to be the discovery of a new breed of penguin.
Known by their scientific moniker Aptenodytes Fabulous, the penguins are believed to be the first known example in nature of an almost exclusively homosexual species. “It’s a thrilling day for science,†said Dr. Ethel Weinhiemer, part of an expedition from the British Zoological Society. Dr. Weinhiemer says she started suspecting the existence of the new breed when groups of female penguins would follow her for hours whenever she wore plaid flannel shirts.
(http://bunnynewsnetwork.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/penguins.jpg?w=500)
Dominick and Andre: trying to
conceive for years. Dominick says
sometimes Andre just sits up at
night crying.
Some debate still lingers as to whether the penguins truly represent a new branch on the phylogenic tree or whether they are simply members of a more abundant species that have migrated from their home colonies to seek their own fortunes.
Apart from their sexual proclivities the penguins are easily identified by their extravagant and brightly colored nests.
But amid the celebrations came notes of concern. Numbers of the penguins are said to be dwindling rapidly and that has scientists and conservationists alarmed. “We are hoping to learn so much from these gentle and beautiful animals,†said Dr. Weinheimer, “but at the current rate of population loss they may not be around in another decade.â€
Despite the fact that the penguins “fornicate like ferrets locked in a Viagra factory†Dr. Weinheimer says the animals seem unable to reproduce. “We just don’t understand what’s not working here,†she said.
Efforts are underway to see if the species can be preserved. Captive breeding programs have not yielded any results to date. In a desperate effort to better understand the mating habits of their charges Dr. Weinheimer and her lovely female assistant have taken to reviewing hours upon hours of film of the copulating animals, locking themselves in a room together with nothing more than a bottle of wine and a Michael McDonald greatest hits CD.
New efforts to preserve the penguins will center on encouraging other breeds to allow the endangered species to adopt eggs and a broad-based initiative to increase social tolerance and understanding of gay penguins through elementary school-aged education and positive portrayals in the media such as how to properly groom plumage.
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SGT Snuggle Bunny, that is a classic!
Wonderful!
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SGT Snuggle Bunny, that is a classic!
Wonderful!
Yes, a fabulous bit of writing.
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Yes, a fabulous bit of writing.
Fixed.
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Fixed.
and a very colorful fix at that.
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SGT Snuggle Bunny, that is a classic!
Wonderful!
What I find interesting is, I wrote that 4 years ago taking the then-talking points of the Proglodytes to their illogical extreme.
Illustrating absurdity by being absurd, as one radio host is known to say.
What I so often fail to appreciate -- as the OP demonstrates -- is the extremes that I employ will one day become the natural evolution of the argument the Proglodytes actually believe to be sound reasoning.
There is no depth of absurdity deep enough that I can plunge that the Proglodytes won't seek on their own because they simply are not rational enough to refrain from the monstrosities that arise.
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Sad that they put so much money into this shit. ::)