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Title: Alex Jones Sets Up Dating Site
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 26, 2013, 12:14:53 PM
Alex Jones started a dating site.

Dating Freedom Lovers
http://planet.infowars.com/groups/dating-freedom-lovers/
Title: Re: Alex Jones Sets Up Dating Site
Post by: Chris_ on April 26, 2013, 12:17:30 PM
:rotf: Yeah, um... no.
Title: Re: Alex Jones Sets Up Dating Site
Post by: Chris_ on April 26, 2013, 01:01:50 PM
Hmmm...

(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/dating_zps2cafb20c.jpg) (http://s237.photobucket.com/user/kayaktn/media/dating_zps2cafb20c.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Alex Jones Sets Up Dating Site
Post by: Big Dog on April 26, 2013, 02:23:06 PM
Quote from: Ptarmigan on April 26, 2013, 12:14:53 PM
Alex Jones started a dating site.

Dating Freedom Lovers
http://planet.infowars.com/groups/dating-freedom-lovers/


(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/on-the-internet-nobody-knows-youre-a-dog-meme_zpsbee152e2.jpg)
Title: Re: Alex Jones Sets Up Dating Site
Post by: Big Dog on April 26, 2013, 02:24:29 PM
The site's slogan:

Don't flirt with disaster, but try dating her sister!
Title: Re: Alex Jones Sets Up Dating Site
Post by: Big Dog on April 26, 2013, 02:31:40 PM
Ladies, find the man who will share the Apocalypse with you! Men, find your next bunny-boiling ex-girlfriend!

Finding love while dodging shadowy government conspiracies. (http://s1076.photobucket.com/user/Planetlnfowars/library/Dating%20Freedom%20Lovers?sort=3&page=1) (Photobucket site with member pages)

Title: Re: Alex Jones Sets Up Dating Site
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on April 26, 2013, 03:25:05 PM
Quote from: Ptarmigan on April 26, 2013, 12:14:53 PM
Alex Jones started a dating site.

Dating Freedom Lovers
http://planet.infowars.com/groups/dating-freedom-lovers/


Alex Jones pick up lines...

http://twitchy.com/2013/04/25/tweeters-offer-up-infowarspickuplines/
Title: Re: Alex Jones Sets Up Dating Site
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 27, 2013, 06:28:19 AM
The 10 Pick-Up Lines at infowar.com


10. How about some quiet time? No seriously, I think I heard something. Be quiet.

9. Why do you keep asking about my job and past relationships?

8. Sorry. I just had to be sure those were actually nipples and not recording devices under your sweater.

7. The voices keep telling me, you're the one. No! Not *that* one, a good one. No. No, dammit! I won't. I love her! No. I won't do it. You can't make me. Not again. Not this time!

6. I'd tap that like the NSA's Echelon program.

5. I keep telling myself there's never been a girl that -- OH MY GOD! CHEM-TRAIL! <holds breath>

4. We can get some alone time in my bunker. It lead lined with thermal-imagery dampeners and has enough food for 4 adults to last 6 months. It has both air and water filtration systems and a periscope for outside viewing while the forest canopy protects from all overhead aerial and satellite observation. The door is three inches of carbide steel reinforced with...

3. Does this bullet proof vest, lead jack and bug-out bag make my hips look big?

2. Is that a microphone in you pants or are you just glad to see me?


And the number 1 pick-up line at infowar.com is...


1. I gotch'er inside job right here, baby.