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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: LC EFA on June 11, 2008, 06:03:58 PM
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Looks like not even the DUmmies can afford to get their fix in this horrible * economy. They're raiding the pantry for a cheap high now FFS.
UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-11-08 01:29 AM
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Can you smoke garlic
and , like , get high ?
will it show on a drug test ?
Carnea (250 posts) Journal Wed Jun-11-08 09:23 AM
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6. Buy some real drugs you cheap bastard. nt
formercia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-11-08 11:58 AM
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10. Some people recommend dried horse shit.
I find the aroma unappealing.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7820035
WTF is wrong with these people ?
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And this is why it's important to keep the unemployment rate down. :rotf:
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:lmao:
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Man, that bonfire is small, but hilarious.
I think I'll try the catnip suggestion; plenty of catnip around here.
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It is amusing how the most enlightened and intelligent people, the citizens of the DUmp, are always looking for new ways to get high and escape their already manufactured reality.
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If they smoked garlic they wouldn't stink any worse than they do already.
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If they smoked garlic they wouldn't stink any worse than they do already.
Might help them. Thing I hated most about working at the mall when I was in Highschool was all the pot heads hippie wanna be's. The types who haven't taken a shower in 2 months, and reaked of pot.
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Ick. That is disgusting.
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You know, I think the primitives are starting to feel the pinch from higher prices caused by excess windfall profits.
Not by the gasoline or grocery interests, but by the marijuana industry.
I think it would be perfectly reasonable for primitives to ask of their marijuana retailers why, during the same period (1981-present), when grocery and gasoline prices have gone up 3 times, marijuana prices have gone up 16 times?
I think it's a legitimate question, and I think the primitives should ask it.
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How f'n bored does one have to be to sit around thinking of shit to smoke for a buzz?
Drink a f'n beer, you moron. That is, unless your brain isn't so damn fried that it doesn't do anything for you anymore. :whatever:
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How f'n bored does one have to be to sit around thinking of shit to smoke for a buzz?
Drink a f'n beer, you moron. That is, unless your brain isn't so damn fried that it doesn't do anything for you anymore. :whatever:
They prefer wine coolers and fruity drinks.
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How f'n bored does one have to be to sit around thinking of shit to smoke for a buzz?
Drink a f'n beer, you moron. That is, unless your brain isn't so damn fried that it doesn't do anything for you anymore. :whatever:
You honestly had to ask that?
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Someone needs to suggest they try shooting up embalming fluid.
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I've got a Remington 870 he can smoke. :loser:
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Someone needs to suggest they try shooting up embalming fluid.
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:rotf:
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I've got a Remington 870 he can smoke. :loser:
After he sucks off my Benelli M4.
BC, skewer the DUmb**** . . . then again, he'd probably enjoy that.
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How f'n bored does one have to be to sit around thinking of shit to smoke for a buzz?
Drink a f'n beer, you moron. That is, unless your brain isn't so damn fried that it doesn't do anything for you anymore. :whatever:
They prefer wine coolers and fruity drinks.
...to go with their fruity lifestyle choices.
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The only high I get off of garlic is the taste and it is good.
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All these poor DUmmies. None of them know that one of the most powerful highs going is growing in most of their yards already. Take some of those azalea bush trimmings that should be all around this time of year and dry those out. Spark them bad boys up and hang on.
DUmbasses. :tongue:
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I think it's a good idea for them to smoke garlic. Maybe it'll give them a distinct smell different from the average homeless people. You know they can smell like garlic the same as Indians smell like Curry.
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Just have your girlfriend give you a "shotgun" from her garlic breath.
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Of course you can.
Are you looking for quality smoked food? At our smokehouse, this is a guarantee. In our many years in the smokehouse industry, we have built our reputation on providing the very highest quality of smoked food together with a level of customer service that is second to none.
Here at our smokehouse, we offer a wide range of quality smoked food including our smoked garlic bulbs. Our smoked garlic bulbs are ideal for all manner of cooking and have been gently cold oak smoked in order that they retain all of the garlic character but with an added smoked flavour.
smoked garlic
Smoked garlic is dried garlic that has been smoked in order to give it a smoky flavour and aroma. Here at our smokehouse we offer you only the finest smoked garlic bulbs specially selected and smoked to perfection.
This very special garlic is extremely versatile and can be used to flavour any food. It is renowned to be extremely good with chicken and fish dishes. It can be used both cooked and raw. The garlic adds a lovely barbeque flavour to any food and is particularly good when chopped and added to salad dressings.
The strong flavour of garlic is created by a chemical reaction when cloves are chopped. Therefore, a garlic bulb that is left whole when cooked has a much milder flavour. When garlic is smoked, it is similar to cooking it and gives a smoky taste and a much softer texture.
To try out our smoked garlic for yourself, why not visit our shop? If you are too far away from our shop, we also offer an online service where you can find all of our in-store products at the same great prices and receive the same high level of customer service.
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http://www.smokedgarlic.co.uk/
That was what the OP meant wasn't it? :-)
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Here at our smokehouse, we offer a wide range of quality smoked food including our smoked garlic bulbs. Our smoked garlic bulbs are ideal for all manner of cooking and have been gently cold oak smoked in order that they retain all of the garlic character but with an added smoked flavour.
Sound too good to cook with; I'd pop whole cloves right of the bulb. Does that make me a clove-popping spice head ?
That was what the OP meant wasn't it?
I seem to remember the OP saying fairly clearly the intent was to get high ....
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FFS! Anybody here ever burn garlic? It gives off a horrible smell! This is reminds me of when one of them asked how many poppy seeds one would have to eat to get high! :whatever: Jesus these people can't even get getting high right! :-)
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Here at our smokehouse, we offer a wide range of quality smoked food including our smoked garlic bulbs. Our smoked garlic bulbs are ideal for all manner of cooking and have been gently cold oak smoked in order that they retain all of the garlic character but with an added smoked flavour.
Sound too good to cook with; I'd pop whole cloves right of the bulb. Does that make me a clove-popping spice head ?
That was what the OP meant wasn't it?
I seem to remember the OP saying fairly clearly the intent was to get high ....
I haven't tried smoked garlic yet, but I really should. Garlic roasted slowly until sweet and soft is delicious. Perhaps we should form SA, Spice Anonymous. :)