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Title: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: franksolich on April 25, 2013, 05:34:10 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018372338

Oh my.

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ConcernedCanuk (10,650 posts)    Tue Apr 23, 2013, 12:15 PM

Toilet blues

I, like many others, like to have something in the toilet tank for odors and such.
 
Searching for a product to put in the toilet tank I almost bought those "pucks" that us guys see in public urinals.
 
The word "poison" on the labels made me change my mind.

I have a sensitivity to chemicals, and despite whatever you put in the toilet tank, the toilet needs a cleaning now and then, so I'm gonna have my hands in there.

I found one at our Foodland up here - important info on the back reads:

"Harmless to skin, pets and septic tanks".

It's one of those drip things in a small plastic bottle that hangs inside the tank and releases a bit of blue fluid each time you flush.
 
$1.50 for 350 ml. - lasts about a month for me (I live alone).

Pay attention, read the labels,

Glad I did!

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olddots (1,803 posts)    Tue Apr 23, 2013, 01:00 PM

1. I've never used those toilet things like blue bowl

let us know how it works out ....I like to pee outside -have for years .

<<<wouldn't want to visit this primitive, if he lives like that.

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ConcernedCanuk (10,650 posts)    Tue Apr 23, 2013, 01:58 PM

2. It works fine, turns a nice green when ya have good pee.

but yeah, hangin' it out in the wind is better,

just make sure ya know which way the wind is blowing!

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RebelOne (26,617 posts)    Tue Apr 23, 2013, 03:21 PM

3. I have tried many of those blue things, and they never really worked. So I returned to the toilet brush. Only takes a minute and you have a clean toilet.

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                (21,845 posts)       Tue Apr 23, 2013, 03:24 PM

4. Back in my award-winning heavy-drinking days, my pee...

... was so caustic that it would be like sand-blasting that porcelain.

Shone so BRIGHTLY that it made you squint when you used it standing up.

No foolin'. Really. No, um... shit.

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lastlib (3,530 posts)    Tue Apr 23, 2013, 06:03 PM

6. I just use Coca-Cola............

Works fine, and a 2-l. bottle is pretty cheap. (Not sure it's harmless to pets, though..........)

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Ter (4,136 posts)    Tue Apr 23, 2013, 06:06 PM

8. Just spend $2 more and by 2,000 Flushes

You'll be glad you did.

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hunter (15,888 posts)    Wed Apr 24, 2013, 10:44 AM

11. Our dogs think it's the deluxe water bowl.

I didn't think they were drinking out of it anymore, but they simply were being very sneaky about it.
 
Therefore, no additives.

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RILib (477 posts)    Wed Apr 24, 2013, 01:18 PM

12. never seen the need for those, and I imagine they are a hazard for pets.

With a toilet brush, your hands won't be touching anything.

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ConcernedCanuk (10,650 posts)    Thu Apr 25, 2013, 02:42 AM

15. What part did you miss in my OP?

must be this one

""Harmless to skin, pets and septic tanks". "

It's embossed right in the plastic bottle.

that's why I chose this product, I get my hands in there to scrub, got no pets yet, but intend to shortly.
 
I'm very sensitive, as is my skin is to most cleaning products, even most soaps.
 
Scrubbed the toilet out half a dozen times in two months in this blue water - no skin reactions at all.
 
Just in case you read too fast - I'll edit it for you

"Harmless to .... pets ....".
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 25, 2013, 05:39:55 AM
....and they try to tell us that their shit don't stink.
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: Karin on April 25, 2013, 08:18:01 AM
He's cleaning his toilet using his bare hands?  Getting up in there?  I use rubber gloves and a toilet brush, DUmbass canuck.  Gross. 
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: Celtic Rose on April 25, 2013, 08:39:52 AM
When I moved into my new place the toilet bowl was decent, but when I took the lid off the tank I found that the tank had so much gunk coating the walls that it was black.  I dropped a bleach tablet in there, and with some scrubbing every few days with the toilet brush, it is now much improved  :yahoo:
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: Skul on April 25, 2013, 10:50:51 AM
Borax and jelly. That's the ticket.  :-)
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 25, 2013, 11:07:50 AM
When I moved into my new place the toilet bowl was decent, but when I took the lid off the tank I found that the tank had so much gunk coating the walls that it was black.  I dropped a bleach tablet in there, and with some scrubbing every few days with the toilet brush, it is now much improved  :yahoo:

And you didn't come here and bitch about it. 
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: Tucker on April 25, 2013, 11:14:19 AM
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got no pets yet, but intend to shortly.
 

As the DUmmy is a male, why would he let his pet Gerbil drink out of the commode?
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: Dori on April 25, 2013, 11:19:36 AM
Ewwww....DUmp monkeys peeing outside.   :panic:

Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: jukin on April 25, 2013, 12:26:41 PM
He's cleaning his toilet using his bare hands?  Getting up in there?  I use rubber gloves and a toilet brush, DUmbass canuck.  Gross. 

That's what I was thinking too because I have a sensitivity to built up crap and pee.

They really are very stupid.
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: AprilRazz on April 25, 2013, 03:21:13 PM
I have never put my hands into the toilet water to clean it. Is it that hard to use a toilet brush then wash your hands for these people?
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: Skul on April 25, 2013, 03:49:22 PM
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olddots (1,803 posts)    Tue Apr 23, 2013, 01:00 PM

1. I've never used those toilet things like blue bowl

let us know how it works out ....I like to pee outside -have for years .
Wets pants regularly. Pees in swimming pools.
Loathsome twit.
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: Chris_ on April 25, 2013, 03:50:36 PM
His lawn must smell lovely.
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: Skul on April 25, 2013, 03:53:36 PM
His lawn must smell lovely.
Is it green, yellow?
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: vesta111 on April 25, 2013, 04:42:59 PM
Is it green, yellow?

Oh heavens this is funny.   One summer my boys at 8-11 visited the grand parents for the summer.

No upstairs bathroom and Mom noticed the screens in the windows were turning colors.   Dad knew what to do, he placed two Maxwell Coffee empty cans upstairs , one for each boy.    These became known as the PEE CANS.   

Wasn't long before the boys got into a contest on who could Pee the most.   Mom could not understand why the boys drank so much water before bed, Dad knew. 

This is just one reason boys need a father or grand father around  when they live around woman that had no little brothers themselves.    A mans world starts at birth,  how any female can ever understand them is worse then a man trying to figure out woman and our ways.
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: Skul on April 25, 2013, 06:01:03 PM
The birth of the pissin' contest.  :lmao:

My dad had one in the car when we took long trips.
Grandparents had several. (no running water)
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: BattleHymn on April 25, 2013, 06:30:37 PM
Wets pants regularly. Pees in swimming pools.
Loathsome twit.

Aww man, Skul, you are so behind the times. 

That's the latest thing! http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/19/nyregion/babys-latest-going-diaperless-at-home-or-even-in-the-park.html?_r=0
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: Celtic Rose on April 25, 2013, 07:54:27 PM
And you didn't come here and bitch about it. 

I didn't have to come ask how to clean it either  :thatsright:
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: miskie on April 25, 2013, 09:06:42 PM
Who the hell reaches into a toilet without protective gear ?
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 25, 2013, 09:14:28 PM
Who the hell reaches into a toilet without protective gear ?
Probably the millions who have dropped their iPhone.
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: Firekrakka on April 25, 2013, 10:12:06 PM
What a *****.  :ohnoes:

I grew up with acid days. Mom would pour in muriatic acid in each toilet and we'd leave the house for a day and do fun things. Go skating, hit the mall, etc. Toilets were SQUEAKY CLEAN.

Of course, if a DUmmy heard this they'd screech like a cat turned inside out.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: diesel driver on April 26, 2013, 05:08:44 AM
What a *****.  :ohnoes:

I grew up with acid days. Mom would pour in muriatic acid in each toilet and we'd leave the house for a day and do fun things. Go skating, hit the mall, etc. Toilets were SQUEAKY CLEAN.

Of course, if a DUmmy heard this they'd screech like a cat turned inside out.  :fuelfire:

I worked with a guy that was an ex-Army Ranger, nice fellow, but I think he might have fallen on his head a time or 12 repelling upside down from a chopper.

Anyway, I came to the shop to do maintenance work on the trucks as he was cleaning them, and I noticed the floor in one of them was smoking!

He was using toilet bowl cleaner, which was 20% muriatic acid, straight from the bottle onto the aluminum floors of the box trucks.

Stunk to high heaven, but them floors were SHINY!   :lmao:
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: Skul on April 26, 2013, 06:07:04 AM
Aww man, Skul, you are so behind the times. 

That's the latest thing! http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/19/nyregion/babys-latest-going-diaperless-at-home-or-even-in-the-park.html?_r=0
Don't subscribe, so can't read it.
I can speculumate, and it ain't Purdy.  :p
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: BattleHymn on April 26, 2013, 10:11:54 PM
Don't subscribe, so can't read it.
I can speculumate, and it ain't Purdy.  :p

Hmm, that's odd, it comes up for me with no troubles, and I certainly don't subscribe. 

Maybe that site just doesn't like you.  :tongue:
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: Firekrakka on April 26, 2013, 10:43:08 PM
I worked with a guy that was an ex-Army Ranger, nice fellow, but I think he might have fallen on his head a time or 12 repelling upside down from a chopper.

Anyway, I came to the shop to do maintenance work on the trucks as he was cleaning them, and I noticed the floor in one of them was smoking!

He was using toilet bowl cleaner, which was 20% muriatic acid, straight from the bottle onto the aluminum floors of the box trucks.

Stunk to high heaven, but them floors were SHINY!   :lmao:

I believe it! :lmao:
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 27, 2013, 06:44:16 AM
Hmm, that's odd, it comes up for me with no troubles, and I certainly don't subscribe. 

Maybe that site just doesn't like you.  :tongue:

Considering that it's the New York Times site, that may be a good thing!
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 27, 2013, 06:52:15 AM
We have here people who not only refuse to safeguard their own existence but actually take pride in being weak.

If they endure much longer we have only ourselves to blame.
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: Skul on April 27, 2013, 04:48:41 PM
Considering that it's the New York Times site, that may be a good thing!
Correct, I do consider it a big plus.  :-)
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 28, 2013, 12:53:22 PM
I worked with a guy that was an ex-Army Ranger, nice fellow, but I think he might have fallen on his head a time or 12 repelling upside down from a chopper.

Anyway, I came to the shop to do maintenance work on the trucks as he was cleaning them, and I noticed the floor in one of them was smoking!

He was using toilet bowl cleaner, which was 20% muriatic acid, straight from the bottle onto the aluminum floors of the box trucks.

Stunk to high heaven, but them floors were SHINY!   :lmao:

A fairly strong acid was what we used to clean aluminum and stainless steel tanker trailers. .....and aluminum truck wheels and trim.

DO NOT USE ACID on aluminum that has a protective coating or you'll have to clean it every week after that.

BRILLO pads and acid made aluminum truck wheels shine like chrome.
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on April 28, 2013, 01:08:51 PM
I have never put my hands into the toilet water to clean it. Is it that hard to use a toilet brush then wash your hands for these people?

Yes, Of course, because they are DUmmies.
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: diesel driver on April 28, 2013, 07:49:02 PM
A fairly strong acid was what we used to clean aluminum and stainless steel tanker trailers. .....and aluminum truck wheels and trim.

DO NOT USE ACID on aluminum that has a protective coating or you'll have to clean it every week after that.

BRILLO pads and acid made aluminum truck wheels shine like chrome.

These were aluminum Grummon bodies on P-30 Chevy chassis.  No protective coating (this was on the inside) and the exteriors were painted white.

And yes, they did shine!  Had to wear shades just to drive them at night!  :II:
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: DefiantSix on April 28, 2013, 08:13:20 PM
....and they try to tell us that their shit don't stink.
It's true only when you compare it to the DUmmy that produced it.  :bawl:
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 29, 2013, 08:19:25 AM
DUmmies don't clean the dirty ring out of there toilet bowls so that they will have a target to aim at when peeing...........now don't ask me how the fellows see the target after sitting down.....I don't know.
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 29, 2013, 09:27:39 AM
DUmmies don't clean the dirty ring out of there toilet bowls so that they will have a target to aim at when peeing...........now don't ask me how the fellows see the target after sitting down.....I don't know.

They have their heads up their asses--it's no problem.
Title: Re: primitives have the toilet blues
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 29, 2013, 09:39:04 AM
They have their heads up their asses--it's no problem.

Eyes in the back of their heads butt.....didn't think about that.