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Title: Erf Day
Post by: NHSparky on April 22, 2013, 11:02:11 AM
Having a little celebratory dinner of spotted owl cooked over a tire fire tonight, afterwards we turn on every light in the house and change the oil in the trucks over the ditch.

And ya'll?
Title: Re: Erf Day
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 22, 2013, 11:10:09 AM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnh1m3jgjRY[/youtube]
Title: Re: Erf Day
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 22, 2013, 11:13:07 AM
Was thinkin' about lighting a fire with PCB-contaminated oil, then sustained with oak cut from a mature forest.
Title: Re: Erf Day
Post by: NHSparky on April 22, 2013, 11:24:07 AM
Was thinkin' about lighting a fire with PCB-contaminated oil, then sustained with oak cut from a mature forest.

Yeah, it's shit like this that makes me smile...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G880gxjj9dI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Erf Day
Post by: ColonelCarrots on April 22, 2013, 11:34:11 AM
I plan on using only one side of a sheet of paper all day, throw away batteries, dump some oil near the creek, and burn the mountain of plastic bags under our counter.
Title: Re: Erf Day
Post by: Dori on April 22, 2013, 11:44:10 AM
Change all the light bulbs in my house back to 100 w incandescents. Light the fireplace tonight and eat a steak cooked over a coal fire.

For a little mischief, I think I'll accidentally mix some recycles and grass clippings in with the regular trash.

I'm so bad  :evillaugh:






Title: Re: Erf Day
Post by: IassaFTots on April 22, 2013, 12:11:51 PM
This morning I went to the recycle bins in front of all the houses on my street and THREW the recycling in their regular trash bin, Covered it with our leftover oil from last weekend's oil change so people wouldn't get all crazy trying to move it back.  :-)

Left all the lights on in my house, and the ac cranked to 60 with the windows open.  (cooling the neighborhood) 

When I get home, I will work on a little target practice with our roaming coyotes (they're good for the neighborhood, don'tcha know... :wink:)  whilst my man grills up some egret and whooping crane.  Yum!

Title: Re: Erf Day
Post by: dixierose on April 22, 2013, 12:14:04 PM
I'm going to run my dishwasher, clothes washer, and dryer all at the same time tonight...during PEAK hours too. Heck, I may even throw on my stove for good measure.
Title: Re: Erf Day
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 22, 2013, 12:15:57 PM
I'm going to run my dishwasher, clothes washer, and dryer all at the same time tonight...during PEAK hours too. Heck, I may even throw on my stove for good measure.

Natural gas is too clean-burning.  Doesn't count. :tongue:
Title: Re: Erf Day
Post by: dixierose on April 22, 2013, 12:21:11 PM
Natural gas is too clean-burning.  Doesn't count. :tongue:

All electric, hun  :-)
Title: Re: Erf Day
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 22, 2013, 01:20:40 PM
All electric, hun  :-)

You get bonus points for electricity supplied by coal-burning generators!
Title: Re: Erf Day
Post by: dixierose on April 22, 2013, 01:37:58 PM
You get bonus points for electricity supplied by coal-burning generators!

Dang..I wish I knew for sure...

According to their newsletter, my power company used both coal and nuclear.

http://www.coastalemc.com/documents/November08GeorgiaMagazine.pdf

Title: Re: Erf Day
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 22, 2013, 01:45:15 PM
The usual ....plus cut a load of firewood with a 2-cycle chainsaw.