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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 19, 2013, 10:06:03 AM

Title: Wow
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 19, 2013, 10:06:03 AM
Just...

wow

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DonRedwood (3,299 posts)

DU Welcomes the NRA!!
 
Hello NRA Trolls who are flocking to DU!! I hope you learn something while you are here.

We are not idiots. We can smell your twisted reasoning like garbage rotting in the sun.

We are not fools. Your idiotic statements that show no regards for human beings defines you for us. We know you are not one of us because your words are the words of someone who loves their guns and ammo more than you love your neighbor's children.

We are not sheep. Keep barking and howling. You are at the base of the wrong tree and you will change no minds on here.

We are not you and never will be. Shut up and go polish your gun. Since you relate to it more than you relate to other Americans, you should probably just stay home and caress your true love.

Or stay if you want. Try to twist DU to support your guns. But we aren't simple-minded fools with 80 IQs waiting for the NRA to tell us what we think. We know you are here...lurking. We can smell you. It's like we stepped in dogshit and dragged a little but of it into DU. We'll just scrape you off eventually like all your little troll buddies.

Enjoy your time on DU. Learn if your IQ allows it.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022710070
Title: Re: Wow
Post by: Tucker on April 19, 2013, 10:10:23 AM
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We are not fools. Your idiotic statements that show no regards for human beings defines you for us.

Wrong.

I feel for the innocent victims of ratlin raised madmen but it the price we pay to live in a free and open society.
Title: Re: Wow
Post by: Karin on April 19, 2013, 10:14:21 AM
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Response to DonRedwood (Original post)
Fri Apr 19, 2013, 11:09 AM
Dpm12 (332 posts)
3. I agree

we don't need dumbass gun nuts lurking around her.
Now go on, shoo, shoo!
 

 :lmao: You are powerless and impotent. 

What about your legitimate, democrat members who happen to like guns? 
Title: Re: Wow
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on April 19, 2013, 10:16:56 AM
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DonRedwood (3,299 posts)

DU Welcomes the NRA!!
 
Hello NRA Trolls who are flocking to DU!! I hope you learn something while you are here.

We are idiots. We smell like garbage rotting in the sun.

We are fools. Our idiotic statements show no regards for human beings. We love your neighbor's children.

We are not sheep.
Fixed it to say what they really mean.
Title: Re: Wow
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 19, 2013, 10:19:39 AM
We are not fools.....correct.....you are several degrees crazier and Dumber than that.
Title: Re: Wow
Post by: Carl on April 19, 2013, 10:20:58 AM
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But we aren't simple-minded fools with 80 IQs

Yet over and over again you prove you are.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Wow
Post by: Dori on April 19, 2013, 10:22:06 AM
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We are not idiots
We are not fools
We are not sheep
we aren't simple-minded fools with 80 IQs


Me thinks thou protests too much.  

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Wow
Post by: Big Dog on April 19, 2013, 10:23:33 AM
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DonRedwood (3,299 posts)

We are not sheep. Keep barking and howling. You are at the base of the wrong tree and you will change no minds on here.

DUmmy thinks sheep climb trees? DUmmy is some other tree-climbing animal, which has been treed by the NRA hunting dogs?

DUmmy Don Redwood has sawdust in his cranium.

Title: Re: Wow
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 19, 2013, 10:41:17 AM
Wow, eight paragraphs, and every one of them starts with a demonstrably-false thesis statement.  It's practically a "How not to" lesson in English composition.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Wow
Post by: hillneck on April 19, 2013, 11:54:47 AM
Hey lurking DUmmies, you are like visiting monkeys at the zoo.  You don't go there to make them stop eating bananas, you go to laugh and point at them.    :rotf: 
Title: Re: Wow
Post by: Dori on April 19, 2013, 11:59:15 AM
Hey lurking DUmmies, you are like visiting monkeys at the zoo.  You don't go there to make them stop eating bananas, you go to laugh and point at them.    :rotf: 

I don't like the monkey cages, especially the ones with the red butts.  They are mean and nasty.

I do like the gorillas though.
Title: Re: Wow
Post by: Wineslob on April 19, 2013, 12:05:32 PM
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We know you are not one of us because your words are the words of someone who loves their guns and ammo more than you love your neighbor's children.


Tell me Don, what's your stance on abortion?