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Title: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: CG6468 on April 18, 2013, 10:47:54 AM
Want your lips to touch any of theirs?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/lowfreeboard/ATT11.jpg)
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: Wineslob on April 18, 2013, 12:05:54 PM
Dummies........................always look the same................uptight.
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: Big Dog on April 18, 2013, 12:11:44 PM
Want your lips to touch any of theirs?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/lowfreeboard/ATT11.jpg)

In related news, "Liquor sales up 15% after temperance revival".
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 18, 2013, 12:13:59 PM
Damn. Obama, Joe Biden and Moochelle have a large family tree.
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: Dacabeti on April 18, 2013, 04:55:01 PM
Want your lips to touch any of theirs?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/lowfreeboard/ATT11.jpg)

The Irony is that without liquor no lips will touch theirs. I'm thinking some serious beer goggles are needed.
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: Karin on April 19, 2013, 02:30:58 PM
I think I need a drink...
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: IassaFTots on April 19, 2013, 02:40:27 PM
I think I need a drink...

Pearito, my friend?   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: Karin on April 22, 2013, 03:55:30 PM
How about one of these adorable tequila shots?

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7245275392/hE62DC5B4/)
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: Firekrakka on April 22, 2013, 06:57:28 PM
That lot there looks like they're about to shit pink twinkies sideways (as my gramma used to say).
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: IassaFTots on April 22, 2013, 08:25:42 PM
How about one of these adorable tequila shots?

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7245275392/hE62DC5B4/)

They look lovely, but I gave up tequila when I was 19. 
Title: Re: Re: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 22, 2013, 09:27:04 PM
They look lovely, but I gave up tequila when I was 19. 

I gave up tequila at about the same age.  Except for an occasional Margarita or a swirl from Uncle Julio's when I'm in Dallas or Chicago.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: IassaFTots on April 22, 2013, 09:30:58 PM
I gave up tequila at about the same age.  Except for an occasional Margarita or a swirl from Uncle Julio's when I'm in Dallas or Chicago.

Every 3 or 4 years I try one.  The smell gets me right away.  Ugh.
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: Big Dog on April 23, 2013, 07:06:08 AM
They look lovely, but I gave up tequila when I was 19. 

Those would be good made with rum and sugar!
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 23, 2013, 07:18:52 AM
I don't drink. I'm single. But if that's my only alternative....It's Miller time!
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: Karin on April 23, 2013, 08:10:42 AM
I don't do tequila anymore either, but they looked so damned cute.  Labatt's blue light, and sauvignon blanc are my poisons. 
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: A7X_foREVer on April 23, 2013, 01:00:07 PM
There is not enough liquor in the universe to kiss them
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: CG6468 on April 23, 2013, 07:07:04 PM
I don't do tequila anymore either, but they looked so damned cute.  Labatt's blue light, and sauvignon blanc are my poisons.

DITTOS!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: njpines on April 24, 2013, 02:56:22 PM
Those DO look really cute, Karin, but like you and Tots (and some others), I can't handle tequila anymore. Although VERY occasionally a margarita looks good.

It IS, however, almost gin and tonic weather!! And, of course, a good (or a couple good) Shiner Bocks!
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: md11hydmec on April 24, 2013, 03:08:16 PM
bet they were something before electricity.  a couple of them look like casket models.
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: Karin on April 24, 2013, 03:51:25 PM
How about one of these?

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7360329984/h1410F200/)
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: IassaFTots on April 24, 2013, 09:26:36 PM
Those DO look really cute, Karin, but like you and Tots (and some others), I can't handle tequila anymore. Although VERY occasionally a margarita looks good.

It IS, however, almost gin and tonic weather!! And, of course, a good (or a couple good) Shiner Bocks!

Hey man, I had a gin and tonic tonight!  And, my first Shiner Bock Summer beer-  Ruby Redbird this weekend.  Duuuuuuuuuuude.... :-)
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: njpines on April 25, 2013, 08:08:55 AM
Hey man, I had a gin and tonic tonight!  And, my first Shiner Bock Summer beer-  Ruby Redbird this weekend.  Duuuuuuuuuuude.... :-)

Hi^5!!  Cheers to ya!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: Firekrakka on April 25, 2013, 08:15:46 AM
How about one of these?

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7360329984/h1410F200/)

Looks yummy!
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: IassaFTots on April 25, 2013, 08:40:47 AM
Hi^5!!  Cheers to ya!  :cheersmate:

hi 5 to you too!   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: Mike220 on April 25, 2013, 08:52:24 AM
The irony of sitting here reading this thread while enjoying my post-work beers is delicious.

So is the beer.
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: IassaFTots on April 25, 2013, 09:30:05 AM
The irony of sitting here reading this thread while enjoying my post-work beers is delicious.

So is the beer.

What kind of beer?
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: vesta111 on April 25, 2013, 09:37:53 AM
Looks yummy!

Good memories you bring to me Krakka

Sitting one cold and snowy night in a small Miners Bar in the UP of Michigan, in came an old Miner with a very long beard.

He looked like the grumpy sort and sat alone at the bar.   I noticed him as he looked like an extra in a movie about the old time West.  

My EX did not know him as a fellow Miner at the Mather B, one of the last under ground iron mines in that area.    

This brave man ordered a few drinks then ordered a shot glass of 151 rum.   He proceded to set the rum on fire and forgot to blow it out.

His beard caught fire and the shot glass tumbled along the bar with flames along it's path.  Soon he was on fire as was the bar.  There were only about 6 customers at the time and we all rushed to help.  

The bar itself was an antique from the 1800 and beautiful so more customers were interested in saving the bar then the man.

Who says living in the back woods is dull or boring come winter time??      
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: Mike220 on April 25, 2013, 12:22:35 PM
What kind of beer?

Started with my last Becks Sapphire then broke into some Staropramen.
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: IassaFTots on April 25, 2013, 12:30:06 PM
Started with my last Becks Sapphire then broke into some Staropramen.

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: njpines on April 25, 2013, 04:34:33 PM
I remember doing flaming shots of Southern Comfort sitting on a dock on a lake in the Pine Barrens when I was 16 (yeah, I know, I was a bad seed  :whistling:  :-) )

Wanna know what's even worse?  I was on a church retreat!  O-)
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: CG6468 on April 25, 2013, 04:43:58 PM
I remember doing flaming shots of Southern Comfort sitting on a dock on a lake in the Pine Barrens when I was 16 (yeah, I know, I was a bad seed  :whistling:  :-) )

Wanna know what's even worse?  I was on a church retreat!  O-)

Southern Comfort. My wife got drunk and then sick on that stuff. It was alternating laugh, sob, giggle, cry all damned night. To this day she can't stand to even smell the stuff.
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: njpines on April 25, 2013, 04:47:15 PM
Southern Comfort. My wife got drunk and then sick on that stuff. It was alternating laugh, sob, giggle, cry all damned night. To this day she can't stand to even smell the stuff.

I haven't had it since!
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: IassaFTots on April 25, 2013, 04:51:26 PM
I haven't had it since!

First time I ever got drunk was with a buddy's dad's bottle of SOCO.  All we had to mix it with was OJ.  I haven't had any since either. 

Bad Seed reporting here!
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: Firekrakka on April 25, 2013, 04:51:37 PM
 
Quote
I haven't had it since!

:lmao:

I used to take Southern Comfort + Coca Cola. These days I'd rather have a glass of Merlot.  :II:
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: Karin on April 26, 2013, 02:32:00 PM
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Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: CG6468 on April 26, 2013, 04:10:54 PM

:lmao:

I used to take Southern Comfort + Coca Cola. These days I'd rather have a glass of Merlot.  :II:

You sound like that chick I live with.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: Firekrakka on April 27, 2013, 02:20:13 AM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7377557248/hF84807ED/)

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: Karin on April 29, 2013, 02:23:38 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7383265280/h83DC117E/)
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 30, 2013, 08:50:58 AM
X-wife's relatives from England came over to visit, threw away their clothes and filled their suitcases with as many cartons of Marlboro/Winston cigarettes and Southern Comfort/Rebel Yell as they could legally take back with them.

Me, I would have gone with Crown Royal.
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: A7X_foREVer on April 30, 2013, 10:55:49 PM
X-wife's relatives from England came over to visit, threw away their clothes and filled their suitcases with as many cartons of Marlboro/Winston cigarettes and Southern Comfort/Rebel Yell as they could legally take back with them.

Me, I would have gone with Crown Royal.


I second that
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: Chris_ on April 30, 2013, 11:02:48 PM
Southern Comfort is vile, nasty stuff.  I don't see how anyone can drink it.
Title: Re: Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours
Post by: Karin on May 01, 2013, 09:44:35 AM
Tastes like marachino cherry juice.  Kid stuff!  Yuck, sticky sweet.  Crown Royal is delicious.  I can't drink the brown liquors anymore, though.  I feel it the next day.