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Title: primitives discuss Fidel giving out pressure cookers
Post by: franksolich on April 17, 2013, 06:43:41 PM
http://upload.democraticunderground.com/110813490

Oh my.

The primitives have been discussing pressure cookers even in, of all places, the Latin American forum on Skins's island.

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Mika (14,964 posts)    Tue Apr 16, 2013, 05:31 PM

after which a photograph of a splotted Fidel looking at a pot

The Cuban gov't handed out pressure cookers a while back (under the guise of saving energy).

Someone call Alex Jones.

No wonder Cuba is still on the terra list. Every Cuban kitchen has IED potential.

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Bacchus4.0 (1,682 posts)    Tue Apr 16, 2013, 05:33 PM

1. weren't they illegal like 10 years ago??

Cuba is slowly moving into the 20th century.

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Mika (14,964 posts)    Tue Apr 16, 2013, 05:34 PM

3. No. They were never illegal. Just in your dark, and oft repeated fantasies.

^^^not familiar with the primitive; she must be a real rag.

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Bacchus4.0 (1,682 posts)   Tue Apr 16, 2013, 05:43 PM

6. well, it should be easier to make their coffee and peas then

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naaman fletcher (6,507 posts)    Tue Apr 16, 2013, 05:38 PM

4. just because something is hard to get doesn't make it illegal

Just ask Venezuelans about toothpaste.

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Benton D Struckcheon (326 posts)    Tue Apr 16, 2013, 05:44 PM

7. Hmm. I dunno, I can make rice & beans just fine without one.

And pernil??? fahgeddaboudit.

Tostones? (in my family we call em platanos, actually) ... frying pan & tostonera only.
 
So....why eggzactly would you need a pressure cooker if you're Cuban???? I mean rice & beans, pernil, platanos, what more do you need to survive anyway?

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Mika (14,964 posts)    Tue Apr 16, 2013, 05:47 PM

8. To reduce cooking time and energy, and to cook tougher cuts of meat.

I guess that you aren't the universal Cuban cooking standard.

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Benton D Struckcheon (326 posts)    Tue Apr 16, 2013, 06:00 PM

9. Definitely not.

I'm Puerto Rican anyway. Far as Cubans are concerned, Puerto Rico is to Cuba as New Jersey is to New York. If you're from New York, you know what that means...

That's nice.

<<<always considered New Jersey superior to New York City; it's nice to see a primitive agrees with.
Title: Re: primitives discuss Fidel giving out pressure cookers
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 17, 2013, 08:50:16 PM
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Mika (14,964 posts)    Tue Apr 16, 2013, 05:47 PM

8. To reduce cooking time and energy, and to cook tougher cuts of meat.

I wonder what cuts of meat a Cuban can buy with his $100 a month income.

Since Yugo slithered off to hell, who's sending them meat? Jay-Z?