Paging Dutch, please report and repeatedly hit the the BS button.
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Okay .. I'd like to know Why that -10 number is there!?
:rant: :rofl: :rofl: :rant:
Awwww...now you've gone and done it. One of the men will be by to bitch slap you for whining :-). I'll give you a H5 to help balance it out.NOW .. I have a -11! :rant:
It's all in good fun.
NOW .. I have a -11! :rant:
What happens when the -'s catch up with the +'s? :rofl:
bitchslap for whining
bitchslap for no period after Mr.
bitchslap for being married to Glenn
bitchslap for stupid cartoon.
bitchslap for less than 1000 posts.
bitchslap for not posting boobiez.
Ah....I love a good bitchslap thread in the morning.. :-)
Which is better?? a bitchslap or an ass slap??
Which is better?? a bitchslap or an ass slap??
I am here to please. Which do you prefer, sea?definitely an ass slap...Nothing but a good smack on the ass to start the day!!! O-)
definitely an ass slap...Nothing but a good smack on the ass to start the day!!! O-)
to the bare ass. Clothing not optional! :naughty:
to the bare ass. Clothing not optional! :naughty:That is fine!! Just don't look at my birthmark,,,mmmmkay?
That is fine!! Just don't look at my birthmark,,,mmmmkay?
To be determined. I'll have to find it first to know not to look at it!you can't miss it!!! about as big as a baseball, the shape of Austrailia, and maroon.... :-)
you can't miss it!!! about as big as a baseball, the shape of Austrailia, and maroon.... :-)
You got drunk on shore leave in Sydney once, didn't you?Never been to Sydney..., but what do I know??
:fuelfire:
Never been to Sydney..., but what do I know??
you can't miss it!!! about as big as a baseball, the shape of Austrailia, and maroon.... :-)
I'll have to check that out!
Meanwhile, :picsneeded:
If you gentlemen, think I am posting a picture of my bottom on the innerwebz, you are sadly mistaken!!
If you gentlemen, think I am posting a picture of my bottom on the innerwebz, you are sadly mistaken!!
This site has gentlemen on it?This should go without saying, but compared to the guys at the dumpster....hell yeah!!
This should go without saying, but compared to the guys at the dumpster....hell yeah!!
If you gentlemen, think I am posting a picture of my bottom on the innerwebz, you are sadly mistaken!!
Do I get a + or a - for that? :rofl:
This site has gentlemen on it?
Hey, I put on clean underwear in the morning.
Didn't you sit on a Xerox machine once and copy your rear end, or am I thinking of someone else?Well let's see, how many women do you know, have a big marooned birthmark , shaped like Austrailia on the upper right buttock??? I once thought of having a koala bear tattooed right next to it.. :-)
Let's not go crazy now.
So did I and even remembered to put down the toilet seat lid when I finished
Let's not go crazy now.
Hey, I put on clean underwear in the morning.
Well let's see, how many women do you know, have a big marooned birthmark , shaped like Austrailia on the upper right buttock??? I once thought of having a koala bear tattooed right next to it.. :-)
So did I and even remembered to put down the toilet seat lid when I finished
But didja remember to put the cap back on the toothpaste?
If you gentlemen, think I am posting a picture of my bottom on the innerwebz, you are sadly mistaken!!
I have :-)
Link ?
What do I get in return?
I have :-)
I have :-)I REMEMBER!!
I REMEMBER!!
(It is in my favorites folder) :rofl:
But didja remember to put the cap back on the toothpaste?
Yes ma'am I was taught right
It's my wallpaper.