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Title: Hillary and 2016- The Onion
Post by: Tucker on April 14, 2013, 04:58:34 AM

http://www.theonion.com/articles/im-weighing-whether-or-not-i-want-to-go-through-th,31994/

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I'm Weighing Whether Or Not I Want To Go Through The Hell Of Appealing To You Idiotic, Uninformed Oafs

Commentary • Opinion • ISSUE 49•15 • Apr 9, 2013
By Hillary Clinton

As President Obama serves out his second term in office and Washington looks forward to the 2016 presidential election, many friends and colleagues have been asking me what my plans for the future are. It’s an interesting question, and one that I’ve given a lot of personal and professional consideration to. And while I can’t definitively say what my plans are one way or another, I can say that, at this point in my life, I’m strongly weighing whether or not I want to endure the absolute hell of appealing to you mindless, dumb-as-dirt simpletons again.

Because when it comes right down to it, I have two choices: Either I spend the next three years of my life investing an enormous amount of time and energy into appealing to the lowest common denominator, or I preserve my dignity, move on with my life, and continue serving the public without completely degrading myself day in and day out for millions of ignorant slobs.

cont...

So much truth in a satirical piece.

Title: Re: Hillary and 2016- The Onion
Post by: A7X_foREVer on April 14, 2013, 08:22:38 AM

She actually said something that makes sense wow

Title: Re: Hillary and 2016- The Onion
Post by: thundley4 on April 14, 2013, 11:02:12 AM

Quote from: A7X_foREVer on April 14, 2013, 08:22:38 AM

She actually said something that makes sense wow

It's The Onion.   :banghead:

Title: Re: Hillary and 2016- The Onion
Post by: Karin on April 15, 2013, 01:05:42 PM

A7X may be sleep deprived from the little one.   :lmao: