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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on April 13, 2013, 08:11:09 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/115724753
Oh my.
TexasTowelie (2,989 posts) Fri Apr 12, 2013, 07:14 AM
Cooking with Doritos!
Beer-and-Bacon-Battered Deep-Fried Doritos
Skinny Doritos Taco Bake
Mountain Dew & Doritos Cupcakes
Dorito Dust a.k.a. the Doritos Hack That Will Change Your Life
Doritos Rice Krispies Treats
(the titles are links to that particular recipe)
intheflow (23,926 posts) Fri Apr 12, 2013, 12:41 PM
1. Obviously posted by a Southerner.
You folks deep fry EVERYTHING!
Truthfully, these all sound pretty damn nasty, but then, I never was much of a Doritos fan to begin with. Though I will admit to a newly acquired love of Doritos dipped in guacamole. A co-worker brought that in the other day and now I wonder how I survived almost 50 years without knowing about that tasty combo.
TexasTowelie (2,989 posts) Sat Apr 13, 2013, 02:20 PM
4. I thought that the Dorito Dust was intriguing and I'm glad that you are aware of the Doritos with guacamole. I've known about that combo for a few years and it's a nice to splurge on occasion.
The pie-and-jam primitive's being naughty, hanging around Skins's island while the backs of her guardians are turned. She knows her children and grandchildren don't like her posting on the internet because she makes herself look addled, and nobody likes watching an elderly ancestress make an ass of herself.
grasswire (36,542 posts) Sat Apr 13, 2013, 02:01 PM
2. the only thing I make with Doritos is a no-meat taco salad
Iceberg lettuce
black olives
grated cheese
sliced green onions
diced tomatoes
rinsed and drained kidney beans
diced avocado (lots)
pickled jalapenos
roughly crushed doritos
ranch dressing
chili powder
squeeze of fresh lime
toss and eat immediately before the doritos get soggy
TexasTowelie (2,989 posts) Sat Apr 13, 2013, 02:17 PM
3. I'd probably skip the kidney beans, and maybe add some chicken strips for protein but everything else sounds delicious!
grasswire (36,542 posts) Sat Apr 13, 2013, 02:21 PM
5. cheese is protein
(and so are kidney beans)
Could use black beans. Somehow I think chicken would destroy the crunch balance. But to each his/her own!
Gee, now I'm hungry for this!
TexasTowelie (2,989 posts) Sat Apr 13, 2013, 02:26 PM
6. Yep, I missed that.
Black beans are also more of a staple here in Texas so I think that would also be a good substitute. My apologies for getting your stomach growling.
I also agree about having the balance in food textures. It sounds like you would be a great judge on Chopped--find your passion!
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Oh please. The DUmmies would be substituting Cheeto's for the Doritos and we all know it.
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TexasTowelie (2,989 posts) Fri Apr 12, 2013, 07:14 AM
Cooking with Doritos!
Beer-and-Bacon-Battered Deep-Fried Doritos
Skinny Doritos Taco Bake
Mountain Dew & Doritos Cupcakes
Dorito Dust a.k.a. the Doritos Hack That Will Change Your Life
Doritos Rice Krispies Treats
My stomach hurts.
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My stomach hurts.
Sounds like a fast track to heartburn.