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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on April 11, 2013, 11:08:12 AM
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As Pam Dawson (peace be upon her) always said, "I live to teach, and teach to live." Whatever that means.
Or as the crazy bald dwarf recently announced, "I report, so others may learn."
I am so excited!
Thu Jan 24, 2013, 03:43 PM
EarlG (13,367 posts)
Say hello to our new MIR Team!
The job of the Malicious Intruder Removal Team is to ban people who join DU with the intent to disrupt. MIR Team members are volunteers, and they serve for a three-month term. The members serving on the current team were selected on a first-come-first-served basis. (Note that we do not select anyone whose Transparency page is displayed.)
If you are a member of the MIR Team, you should have access to the access-restricted Malicious Intruder Removal Forum. It should appear as a red folder on your Forums & Groups page, and in the left column of any page (if you view DU in "Standard" mode).
Thank you to everyone who volunteered!
The MIR Team, January-April 2013
NEW THIS TERM
Bjornsdotter
Chichiri
dballance
Douglas Carpenter
ellisonz
greatauntoftriplets
hootinholler
HappyMe
In_The_Wind
Javaman
JNelson6563
JoeyT
Kaleva
MarianJack
mtnester
ornotna
Recursion
Renew Deal
Rhiannon12866
Sedona
Turborama
UrbScotty
Violet_Crumble
RETURNING FOR A SECOND TERM
Autumn
azurnoir
bluesbassman
cbayer
cyberswede
hunter
Ms. Toad
NRaleighLiberal
OKNancy
one_voice
petronius
seabeyond
SidDithers
Stinky The Clown
Terra Alta
uppityperson
William769
Retiring members
AtomicKitten
Behind the Aegis
Bobbie Jo
Chemisse
EvolveOrConvolve
fishwax
gkhouston
Grateful for Hope
Hassin Bin Sober
Hatchling
hlthe2b
JTFrog
Kali
kdmorris
Lucy Goosey
madrchsod
Nostradammit
rug
Texasgal
tkmorris
Vanje
Warren DeMontague
zappaman
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10132436
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WTH zappaman?! :bawl:
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Greetings to the new Stasi and several moles!
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It's been a good run, but it's time to pass the baton to the next generation of great moles.
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As usual the primitives making idiots out of themselves for everyone to observe. It's cool though possibly being picked for a team, whose mission is to look for you. :rofl:
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Okay folks, listen up; it's for your own good.
Most of the team, one can safely ignore; they're not especially bright.
But be careful, really careful, around the ellisonz primitive, the In_The_Wind primitive, the adroit sparkling old dude, and the snobbish primitive.
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More proof that the DUchebags would have had the local Gestapo and NVDK numbers known by heart.
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WTH zappaman?! :bawl:
Awwwww, zappaman :heart:
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Greetings to the new Stasi and several moles!
I noticed a couple of moles on there too. At least one on the returning MIRT team. :rofl:
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These are the same people decrying "warrentless wiretaps". :whatever:
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More proof that the DUchebags would have had the local Gestapo and NVDK numbers known by heart.
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/AttackWatchposter_zps2105a08d.jpg)
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Did Pam pass on or simply get outed as one of the most successful moles in DUmp History, which, I believe may now have endured longer than the Third Reich. Which is only an observation. And I'm not even sure how accurate.
If the DUmp hasn't yet surpassed the Third Reich in longevity, they are very close.
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Okay folks, listen up; it's for your own good.
Most of the team, one can safely ignore; they're not especially bright.
But be careful, really careful, around the ellisonz primitive, the In_The_Wind primitive, the adroit sparkling old dude, and the snobbish primitive.
This.
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3 moles out....4 moles in. :lmao:
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Did Pam pass on or simply get outed as one of the most successful moles in DUmp History
Pam was abysmally stupid, the victim of some kind of unfortunate chromosomal accident.
There's no chance she could have survived as a mole, even on a board full of morons like the DUmp.
I haven't seen any confirmation that Pam has slithered off to hell, although she's been promising us for a long, long time.
I like how even in mourning her own death, she gets in a dig against her daughter Holli, who escaped on her eighteenth birthday:
Sun Sep 16, 2012, 10:05 PM
demtenjeep (21,763 posts)
you know, I am not afraid to die, I am straight with God, but I am afraid to leave my family
My husband will be lost and my daughter will be even more hardened than she is
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1147830
Pam is such a compulsive liar, she'll probably announce her own death.
Pam is another reason we really need the CalPig's Dead DUmmy forum.
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But be careful, really careful, around the ellisonz primitive, the In_The_Wind primitive, the adroit sparkling old dude, and the snobbish primitive.
Why? Because she can freeze men to stone with her gaze or because she has a concealed carry license?
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Greetings to the new Stasi and several moles!
:whistling:
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Acturally the Dump is more like the Mirrio Universe in Star Trek in what they would love to acheive. If they could they would kill anyone to get the power they want and nothing will or would stop them. This is why they must be stopped before they make it to hard to make changes without a new civil war breaking out.
(http://images-mediawiki-sites.thefullwiki.org/10/8/1/7/7200783192155504.png)
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3 moles out....4 moles in. :lmao:
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3 moles out....4 moles in. :lmao:
Dayum!!! Ya all violating op-sec again!! Ya all keep this up and Rove is gonna have the Koch brothers fire me!!!
Sorry boys, ya all done left me no choice. Report to camp 4b for retraining.
That is all.
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You guys that mole, do it right. Tweak them. Make them look like the nut jobs they are, like BantheGOP. Take them to the limit. Show everyone how ****ing crazy they are. If you get out of control, and are blatant moles, I'll have to vote you off to protect my mole. They record that shit too. All about force protection now. :-)
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I have much more fun on juries, than I did on MIRT.