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Title: God bless the sex worker
Post by: liana on April 11, 2013, 03:54:35 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022652367

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Thu Apr 11, 2013, 02:01 AM

 Luminous Animal (16,999 posts)

5. Yep. I raised my daughter to be one. You should too.





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zappaman (7,970 posts)

6. That is so awesome!

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You must be proud!
Isn't it wonderful when our children grow up to actually make someone's life better...more positive?
 Tell your daughter she is a great human being for giving some happiness to someone less fortunate.

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Thu Apr 11, 2013, 02:08 AM

 Luminous Animal (16,999 posts)

10. I am proud. I hope you raised your daughters the same, Have you?


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zappaman (7,970 posts)

12. Well, one is a Dental Assistant and the other works the pole at a local club


 :rofl:  :banghead:



Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: txradioguy on April 11, 2013, 04:18:04 AM
WTF over?
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: miskie on April 11, 2013, 05:44:28 AM
Zappaman so gets under their skin    :-)
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: ChuckJ on April 11, 2013, 06:08:37 AM
When I saw the title of this thread I just figured that it was some exaggeration to poke fun at the DUmmies. It seems I briefly forgot what DUers are and didn't think they would have such a thread title.

As punishment for my brief bout of ignorance I will got sit in the corner for a half of an hour.
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on April 11, 2013, 06:46:46 AM
Does this mean it is ok to objectify women just so long as they feel empowered while swinging on a stripper pole? I assume that is "DU Approved" behavior according to the thread that was brought over.
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: Gina on April 11, 2013, 07:24:20 AM
 :thatsright:  wow! 
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: A7X_foREVer on April 11, 2013, 07:42:24 AM
I will be ashamed if my daughter did this I would still love her
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: Chris_ on April 11, 2013, 08:10:59 AM
Liberal family values.
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: Gina on April 11, 2013, 08:11:43 AM
Liberal family values.

No wonder they back abortions so much.  ::)
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: Rebel on April 11, 2013, 08:17:54 AM
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Thu Apr 11, 2013, 02:01 AM

 Luminous Animal (16,999 posts)

5. Yep. I raised my daughter to be one. You should too.

You raised your daughter to be a slut? Illustration #4359 as to why Progs shouldn't breed.
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 11, 2013, 08:35:55 AM
You raised your daughter to be a piece of meat no one would ever love as a human being.

Except Jesus...

...but you would disapprove if she talked to *Him.*
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: Gina on April 11, 2013, 08:36:35 AM
You raised your daughter to be a piece of meat no one would ever love as a human being.

Except Jesus...

...but you would disapprove if she talked to *Him.*

WORD! snuggles
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: Chris_ on April 11, 2013, 08:42:41 AM
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Thu Apr 11, 2013, 01:42 AM
 Warpy (68,126 posts)
2. Yes, it's one reason I support full legalization and regulation

A lot of men have compelling reasons for using a pro.


Response to Warpy (Reply #2)
Thu Apr 11, 2013, 02:06 AM
 ismnotwasm (8,971 posts)
9. And women?

Why just men?
:whatever:
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: Wineslob on April 11, 2013, 09:05:33 AM
Up next: Bunny Ranch!    :yahoo:









Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 11, 2013, 09:07:18 AM
Up next: Bunny Ranch!    :yahoo:

Yes.

And?
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: vesta111 on April 11, 2013, 09:53:36 AM
Now we go to a piece of jolley when years ago Sparky was looking for a special lady.

I as a joke told him to visit a place down the road from his work and check out my daughter who danced there. 

To this day I believe he  thought I was serious.

Now to the topic at hand, why I ask is it OK to start up a clinic to give therapy to those with a sex problem?     In some States one needs no schooling whats so ever to hang out a shingle as a sex therapist and charge what they will from their patients. A town license to run a business of any kind is fine and dandy.   This comes under the right to practise medicine------Same as the Herbal healers and the businesses that Fortune Tell or Physics.

We have businesses run by people with little training that give enemas to people, Cher was a big fan of these.

It is only the sex workers that have nothing to do with the act ,the high priced Madams that are charged.   Interesting is it not that a high placed official can call and give a menu of, perhaps a red head of 5'6" 120 pounds age under 25 and the Madam finds them what they are wanting and what ever happens after that is non of her business.

Where are the laws that someone wanting to buy something illegal is not charged from buying forbidden goods ?    Is this not inticing someone to break the law ??     
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: liana on April 11, 2013, 10:03:09 AM
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Now we go to a piece of jolley when years ago Sparky was looking for a special lady.

I as a joke told him to visit a place down the road from his work and check out my daughter who danced there. 

To this day I believe he  thought I was serious.

Now to the topic at hand, why I ask is it OK to start up a clinic to give therapy to those with a sex problem?     In some States one needs no schooling whats so ever to hang out a shingle as a sex therapist and charge what they will from their patients. A town license to run a business of any kind is fine and dandy.   This comes under the right to practise medicine------Same as the Herbal healers and the businesses that Fortune Tell or Physics.

We have businesses run by people with little training that give enemas to people, Cher was a big fan of these.

It is only the sex workers that have nothing to do with the act ,the high priced Madams that are charged.   Interesting is it not that a high placed official can call and give a menu of, perhaps a red head of 5'6" 120 pounds age under 25 and the Madam finds them what they are wanting and what ever happens after that is non of her business.

Where are the laws that someone wanting to buy something illegal is not charged from buying forbidden goods ?    Is this not inticing someone to break the law ??     

I don't get it. Are you suggesting prostitution should be legalized? because that's just ludicrous.
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: Karin on April 11, 2013, 10:13:56 AM
Two main rules:  Don't use the quote function on Vesta.  Also don't try to make sense of the post. 

I'm going to row over and see what this is about. 
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: liana on April 11, 2013, 10:32:18 AM
Two main rules:  Don't use the quote function on Vesta.  Also don't try to make sense of the post. 

I'm going to row over and see what this is about. 

alright  :???:
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: Karin on April 11, 2013, 10:42:02 AM
It's just that she's our crazy aunt in the attic, and someone forgot to lock the door, that's all. 

That Luminous Animal is the one that believed in never saying to "no" to her kid.  Raised her in SanFran, where they frequented the Castro district and all the hairy naked queers therein.  So now she's just a hole for hire.  Nice. 
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: Gina on April 11, 2013, 10:46:46 AM
It's just that she's our crazy aunt in the attic, and someone forgot to lock the door, that's all. 
 

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: Rebel on April 11, 2013, 10:49:06 AM
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Warren DeMontague (45,055 posts)
42. You chose your daughter's career for her?

That seems awfully controlling.

Nothing gets by you.
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: liana on April 11, 2013, 10:55:51 AM
It's just that she's our crazy aunt in the attic, and someone forgot to lock the door, that's all. 

LOL okays 
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 11, 2013, 11:01:47 AM
You raised your daughter to be a piece of meat no one would ever love as a human being.

Except Jesus...

...but you would disapprove if she talked to *Him.*

 :agree: :exactly:

H5 to boot.
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: vesta111 on April 11, 2013, 02:39:10 PM
LOL okays 

Liana, you will get use to me, you see there may be 3 generations of people on the board and the oldest of us still have living relatives one generation under us that still influence our thinking.

I am the crazy Aunt who has to laugh out loud when my kids ask  " Whats the matter with kids today " ?  Goes on down the line, My grandma told me what a fit her mother had when she docked her hair and marched for woman's right to vote.

Fortunately my family were all too willing to talk to me about their childhood, one G-Grandma lived until I was 10 or so and spending time with her as a child and no TV she would tell me of her life in the 1870's.

All this education on life styles in the past and how standards progressed to today are fascinating.

So I became the crazy Aunt locked in the attic here. It seems that we have become prudes as times have gone on.  All these things we are outraged about were going on over 100 years ago, or 5,000+ years ago.
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: Skul on April 11, 2013, 04:26:29 PM
Meh. Screw 'em.
All they do is lay around.
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: AprilRazz on April 11, 2013, 04:36:11 PM
You would think the primitives would hate sex work. I mean it is work isn't it? I thought most of them were allergic to it.
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: dixierose on April 11, 2013, 06:06:54 PM
You would think the primitives would hate sex work. I mean it is work isn't it? I thought most of them were allergic to it.

Does it count as work if you can do it laying on your back?
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: I_B_Perky on April 11, 2013, 06:20:13 PM
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zappaman (7,970 posts)

12. Well, one is a Dental Assistant and the other works the pole at a local club

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Personally I see nothing wrong with prostitution. My way of thinking is it is gonna happen, so whoop-dee-do. It is the oldest profession after all. The people that engage in that type of behavior, both male and female, are going to run into Darwin sooner or later. Better than them sitting at home getting a welfare check.

I say legalize it and tax the hell out of it cause you ain't gonna stop it. You just cannot legislate morality.

Flame away and make sure you bitch slap me often.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on April 11, 2013, 06:59:30 PM
alright  :???:

It'll make sense the longer you're here.  Unfortunately, vesta's posts won't. :lmao: :-)
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on April 11, 2013, 07:37:13 PM
Zappaman so gets under their skin    :-)

Yes, he does.

(http://cl.jroo.me/z3/X/p/v/d/a.aaa-Unbelievable-Photography.jpg)

When I saw the title of this thread I just figured that it was some exaggeration to poke fun at the DUmmies. It seems I briefly forgot what DUers are and didn't think they would have such a thread title.

As punishment for my brief bout of ignorance I will got sit in the corner for a half of an hour.

I don't think it's possible to over exaggerate anything about the (D)Ump.  Deviant, psychotic, psychopatic, debilitated, arrogant, ignorant.....anything you can think of, it's there somewhere.

But mostly, stupid.
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: Tucker on April 11, 2013, 07:38:19 PM
Does this mean it is ok to objectify women just so long as they feel empowered while swinging on a stripper pole? I assume that is "DU Approved" behavior according to the thread that was brought over.

Good for a laugh.

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Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 12, 2013, 01:41:30 AM
The Bituminous Critter's post #5 is WTF-overthetop-bizarre.  Impossible to say whether it was intended to drip with sarcasm or be taken as literal truth, and there isn't enough of a follow-up post from her/it to tell (A little confusing at first glance, since BrainsBane uses the same avatar and goes on a ferocious femininist rampage at great length later, while the Critter drops from sight after a second brief and possibly-sarcastic post).

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: diesel driver on April 12, 2013, 02:52:03 AM
You would think the primitives would hate sex work. I mean it is work isn't it? I thought most of them were allergic to it.

Not to mention, don't DUmmies claim "all sex is rape"?

SO, they hate work, they hate sex, but like the idea of "sex work".

Riiiiight...... 

 :facepalm:

I'll be back later.  I need an aspirin. 
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 12, 2013, 04:46:51 AM
It is the oldest profession after all.

Naaah--hunting is the oldest profession.  How was the prostitute paid, anyway? :tongue:
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: vesta111 on April 12, 2013, 06:46:01 AM
Naaah--hunting is the oldest profession.  How was the prostitute paid, anyway? :tongue:

Lets see now what is the difference between a mistress, a prostitute, a Slut and a Gold Digger ???

Some how the old saying about men comes to mind.   A man can marry a woman as she is the best Italian cook in town, somewhere after 7 years of eating her food he may decide to sample Chinese or Irish cooking. 

Variety my Grand mother told me keeps a man happy, when a man is happy so will be the wife and family.  Keep him on his toes so he wants to come home after work to find something interesting going on.  Most important is if after a few years he suddenly becomes jealous of other males------Look out, he is up to no good.

Old fashioned advice yes but  way back then divorce was very uncommon.  Also the fact that the woman keep the books the men had no way to have money to spend on another woman.
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: I_B_Perky on April 12, 2013, 03:32:58 PM
Naaah--hunting is the oldest profession.  How was the prostitute paid, anyway? :tongue:

Hunting was not a profession. Hunting was a way to keep from starving.  :tongue: :tongue:

Just like swimming is not a sport... swimming is a way to keep from drowning!!!
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: I_B_Perky on April 12, 2013, 03:38:52 PM
Lets see now what is the difference between a mistress, a prostitute, a Slut and a Gold Digger ???


A slut costs you dinner, a movie and drinks and the sex ain't guaranteed. A prostitute costs more, but the sex is guaranteed. A gold digger costs a whole lot more, and the sex is usually guaranteed. A mistress costs even more than that cause you paying for her and the wife, especially if the wife is a gold digger, and the sex is usually guaranteed.

Happy to help you out Vesta!    :tongue: :tongue:
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: Skul on April 12, 2013, 03:44:24 PM
Perky is such a kind and thoughtful person, for helping.
Here ya go, Perky  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: Ballygrl on April 12, 2013, 07:46:21 PM
Zappaman so gets under their skin :-)

He's so adorable, isn't he?
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: kraven on April 12, 2013, 07:56:49 PM
It'll make sense the longer you're here.  Unfortunately, vesta's posts won't. :lmao: :-)

If you are going to legalize gay marriage, you ought to legalize prostitution, too. And polygamy and incest (consenting adults (brother/sister, cousins, etc). They are all sexual sins. One isn't any better/worse than the other.
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: Revolution on April 13, 2013, 12:42:30 AM
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zappaman (7,970 posts)

6. That is so awesome!

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You must be proud!
Isn't it wonderful when our children grow up to actually make someone's life better...more positive?
 Tell your daughter she is a great human being for giving some happinessthe clap to someone less fortunate.

Fixed for you, Zap. Though I don't know, or think that makes the "catcher's" life better/more positive. :lmao:
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: Big Dog on April 13, 2013, 06:06:56 AM
Does it count as work if you can do it laying on your back?

Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel lying on his back. I think he worked pretty hard  :-)
Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: vesta111 on April 13, 2013, 06:21:04 AM
Fixed for you, Zap. Though I don't know, or think that makes the "catcher's" life better/more positive. :lmao:

It is all about money all of the above.  

Some actor came out and said last week that men marring their own sons will allow them tax breaks
skirting the inheritance law.

Title: Re: God bless the sex worker
Post by: Revolution on April 13, 2013, 06:15:38 PM
Vest, Vesta, Vesta....I really didn't need to see, or know about that, darling.