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Title: Toy poodles - shocker for man
Post by: Gina on April 09, 2013, 08:53:10 AM
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Man gets shock of his life when he buys two toy poodles for $150 only to be told by a vet that they are actually GIANT RODENTS pumped up with steroids to look like dogs


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305310/Man-gets-shock-toy-poodles-turn-GIANT-RODENTS-steroids.html?ICO=most_read_module

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/07/article-2305310-1926F7AD000005DC-201_634x410.jpg)
Title: Re: Toy poodles - shocker for man
Post by: Dori on April 09, 2013, 08:54:30 AM
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Title: Re: Toy poodles - shocker for man
Post by: Big Dog on April 09, 2013, 08:57:58 AM
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305310/Man-gets-shock-toy-poodles-turn-GIANT-RODENTS-steroids.html?ICO=most_read_module

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/07/article-2305310-1926F7AD000005DC-201_634x410.jpg)

Holy rodents of unusual size!

Title: Re: Toy poodles - shocker for man
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 09, 2013, 08:59:21 AM
Obama has gone into selling DUmmies fake dogs now.....and they're eating them up.
Title: Re: Toy poodles - shocker for man
Post by: Gina on April 09, 2013, 09:06:25 AM
I would run the other way if I looked at a "toy poodle" that looked like that in the face.  It's obvious ferret (I owned them before) :-)
Title: Re: Toy poodles - shocker for man
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 09, 2013, 09:58:08 AM
I would run the other way if I looked at a "toy poodle" that looked like that in the face.  It's obvious ferret (I owned them before) :-)

Ferrets aren't rodents, though.  It does have a face kind of like a ferret, but there's no way you could pass off a ferret's limo-length body as any kind of dog.
Title: Re: Toy poodles - shocker for man
Post by: Karin on April 09, 2013, 10:33:21 AM
Of course, it's a rodent.  Just look at the face!  DUmbass.
Title: Re: Toy poodles - shocker for man
Post by: Dori on April 09, 2013, 10:49:17 AM
They are kind of cute

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=white+ferret&id=CF7C8C0FD073B6CFA98783B05A5AE47E838218CC&FORM=IQFRBA#view=detail&id=38C194DFCD46E7D78E09AF1441D1320164439E75&selectedIndex=17
Title: Re: Toy poodles - shocker for man
Post by: Gina on April 09, 2013, 11:07:02 AM
They are kind of cute

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=white+ferret&id=CF7C8C0FD073B6CFA98783B05A5AE47E838218CC&FORM=IQFRBA#view=detail&id=38C194DFCD46E7D78E09AF1441D1320164439E75&selectedIndex=17

that's a stuffed animal  :rotf:
Title: Re: Toy poodles - shocker for man
Post by: Dori on April 09, 2013, 12:09:26 PM
that's a stuffed animal  :rotf:

I knew I picked Dori for a reason.... :thatsright:
Title: Re: Toy poodles - shocker for man
Post by: liana on April 09, 2013, 12:10:57 PM
Obama has gone into selling DUmmies fake dogs now.....and they're eating them up.
:rofl:
Title: Re: Toy poodles - shocker for man
Post by: vesta111 on April 09, 2013, 12:15:42 PM
that's a stuffed animal  :rotf:

Interesting animals, I had one that I got from a friend and it was a youngster.  

Dumb shit pooped in all the corners in the house, pooped in shoes and boots.  

Some how the rodent learned to drink beer and loved pot the way a cat likes catnip.   This was part of the behavior she had before I got her.  

To my surprise she would head face down into purses or pockets of visitors that had pot on them, grab the bag and run to hide it.  Learning experience for me, now I knew who were pot heads that I never expected.

Cops really need to turn 3-4 ferrets loose in a suspected drug area, the little buggers will find it, I do not know if this is training or like a cat with cat nip is natural to them.

 
Title: Re: Toy poodles - shocker for man
Post by: Karin on April 09, 2013, 12:24:27 PM
that's a stuffed animal  :rotf:

 :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:

Oh Dori, we love you. 
Title: Re: Toy poodles - shocker for man
Post by: liana on April 11, 2013, 10:18:20 AM
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305310/Man-gets-shock-toy-poodles-turn-GIANT-RODENTS-steroids.html?ICO=most_read_module

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/07/article-2305310-1926F7AD000005DC-201_634x410.jpg)

I wouldnt mind owning that handsome rat   :-)
Title: Re: Toy poodles - shocker for man
Post by: Texacon on April 11, 2013, 10:48:08 AM
 :lmao:

Gina you owe me a keyboard!  OMG!  LOL

KC
Title: Re: Toy poodles - shocker for man
Post by: Rebel on April 11, 2013, 10:58:31 AM
Of course, it's a rodent.  Just look at the face!  DUmbass.

They're not rodents. They're carnivorous, mammalian hell-beasts employed by the Ptarmigan kingdom to hunt rabbits.

These, however, are rodents:

http://news.sky.com/story/1076746/beaver-bites-man-to-death-in-belarus-attack
Title: Re: Toy poodles - shocker for man
Post by: Gina on April 11, 2013, 10:59:43 AM
They're not rodents. They're carnivorous, mammalian hell-beasts employed by the Ptarmigan kingdom to hunt rabbits.

These, however, are rodents:

http://news.sky.com/story/1076746/beaver-bites-man-to-death-in-belarus-attack

 :o Wow!  can you imagine being mauled by a beaver?  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Toy poodles - shocker for man
Post by: Rebel on April 11, 2013, 11:03:57 AM
:o Wow!  can you imagine being mauled by a beaver?  :popcorn:

Classic Gina.
Title: Re: Toy poodles - shocker for man
Post by: Big Dog on April 11, 2013, 11:10:31 AM
:o Wow!  can you imagine being mauled by a beaver?  :popcorn:

Yes. I can.

 :-)
Title: Re: Toy poodles - shocker for man
Post by: Gina on April 11, 2013, 11:11:16 AM
Classic Gina.
:tongue: