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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on April 08, 2013, 06:47:52 AM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/11513485
Damn, it's so hard to find good material on Skins's island the past several days. The primitives are obsessed, really obsessed, with Massa Barry tinkering with social security, as if it's the only thing that matters.
Even my good pal MannyGoldstein's gone over the edge.
"THE WORLD'S COMING TO AN END! THE WORLD'S ENDING! DISASTER! CATASTROPHE! DEVASTATION! RUIN! COLLAPSE! THE END OF HUMANITY! THE END OF IT ALL! THE GOTTERDAMERUNG! THE WORST DISASTER IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY! THE WRECK OF THE GRAVY TRAIN! THE EXTINCTION OF MANKIND! DOOM! DEATH! DESTRUCTION! CALUMNY! CATACLYSM! SCOURGE! OUR CALVARY! OUR VIA DOLOROSA! THE END OF CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT! THE END OF HUMANITY AS WE KNOW IT! THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!"
Geezuz fudging chris, the primitives are berserk.
But among all that noise and clamour, hysteria and paranoia, I did find this uplifting campfire:
Locut0s (1,482 posts) Mon Apr 8, 2013, 02:38 AM
Short of suicide which I'm not going to do I don't know what else to do.
My life is a ****ing mess. I'm on the verge of passing this semester at university and i don't think I'm able too. I could become a janitor or something and frankly I wouldn't mind that but I'd be letting everyone else and I suppose myself down. Anyway I don't have the energy to say more.
applegrove (57,812 posts) Mon Apr 8, 2013, 03:04 AM
1. Take the long view. Everybody has some very tough times in their lives. Think of your grandparents. Those tough times pass and you live the rest of your life so gratefull. People are happier as they age. You realize the thing you hated about yourself when you were young has a flip side. And this flip side is what gives you character when you are older. You have so many options. You could take a year off school. Or you could work as a janitor for a few years and save up for a trip around the world. Going back to school at any age is cool these days, in fact it is expected that people will have many careers. You have so many lives to live. And so much happiness to enjoy simply because you have been through tough times. Like they say "if you are going through hell - keep going!"
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Locut0s (1,482 posts) Mon Apr 8, 2013, 02:38 AM
Short of suicide which I'm not going to do I don't know what else to do.
My life is a ****ing mess. I'm on the verge of passing this semester at university and i don't think I'm able too. I could become a janitor or something and frankly I wouldn't mind that but I'd be letting everyone else and I suppose myself down. Anyway I don't have the energy to say more.
Die, choking on your own vomit. It's for the common good, eh.
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Locut0s (1,482 posts) Mon Apr 8, 2013, 02:38 AM
Short of suicide which I'm not going to do
Don't misunderestimate yourself, kid, that kind of negative thinking is not how Democrats built Obamacare, record-shattering national debt, or Benghazi.
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That's one of the major problems with liberals: In the back of what little mind they might possess, they know what they should do (off themselves), but they're rarely willing to take the final step necessary to actually make the world a better place. For this reason, they are cursed.
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Try harder.
At life or killing yourself...whichever you prefer.
But for Dog's sake: at least be a man about it.
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But for Dog's sake: at least be a man about it.
He's a Canadian.
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DUmmie advice column for ledge jumpers
You have so many lives to live
huh? Another subway cat?
Or you could work as a janitor for a few years and save up for a trip around the world.
Sure he can :rotf:
Like they say "if you are going through hell - keep going!"
:angryvillagers:
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Locut0s (1,482 posts) Mon Apr 8, 2013, 02:38 AM
Short of suicide which I'm not going to do I don't know what else to do.
My life is a ****ing mess. I'm on the verge of passing this semester at university and i don't think I'm able too. Not with incorrect usage like that, bestest, smartest dipshit. I could become a janitor or something and frankly I wouldn't mind that but I'd be letting everyone else and I suppose myself down. Anyway I don't have the energy to say more.
:rotf: :rotf:
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In Canada the best way to survive bad times is to commit a crime. Jails are luxury inns over there. No sharing rooms...every inmate has his own computer and TV...with cable and internet. its a DUmmies dream.
Heck its my fallback plan, if Obama ruins the country, I'm gonna rob a bank in the great white north and let myself get caught. heck, its better than starving.
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I sure would not hire any DUmmy for a vital job like maintenance engineer. We are looking at another career government moocher.
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Aw, but... I'm a janitor in college. Its not so bad, well except the women's bathroom. Women are nasty. Don't lie to yourself ladies. Search your feelings you know it to be true.
I've also seen someone crap out a head of lettuce. I literally had to scrub off lettuce from inside the bowl. Doodoo covered lettuce.
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Aw, but... I'm a janitor in college. Its not so bad, well except the women's bathroom. Women are nasty. Don't lie to yourself ladies. Search your feelings you know it to be true.
I've also seen someone crap out a head of lettuce. I literally had to scrub off lettuce from inside the bowl. Doodoo covered lettuce.
True Dat. H5. I remember going into a ladies room to clean it and thinking, "good god, how in the hell did they manage that?" Just disgusting, and not possibly from one or two women either, it took a bunch to do that. I'm not even talking about the sanitary napkin bin which really wasn't an issue, but I wondered how in the hell women can miss the toilet when it's directly underneath. I never understood why my female acquaintenances always talked about how nasty public bathrooms were until that.
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Remember that next time you get some pretty girl trying to get you to buy her drinks. :-)
I was raised by women. Aunts, cousins, sisters... There is nothing I haven't seen. Probably why I'm still single.
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Aw, but... I'm a janitor in college. Its not so bad, well except the women's bathroom. Women are nasty. Don't lie to yourself ladies. Search your feelings you know it to be true.
I've also seen someone crap out a head of lettuce. I literally had to scrub off lettuce from inside the bowl. Doodoo covered lettuce.
Marking their territory?