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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: JohnnyReb on April 07, 2013, 07:32:49 AM

Title: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 07, 2013, 07:32:49 AM
Just $149 or 3 easy payments and you too can have this valuable collectors item.

....and just like the first couple, the site is lazy and slow about loading.

http://www.danburymint.com/prod/F74/Michelle-Obama-at-the-Inaugural-Ball-Collector-Doll_4110-0017.aspx
Title: Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
Post by: marv on April 07, 2013, 08:40:54 AM
Does it include the pin? (http://www.conservativecave.com/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Title: Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
Post by: Eupher on April 07, 2013, 10:49:51 AM
Does it include the pin? (http://www.conservativecave.com/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

 :rotf:

h5
Title: Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
Post by: ColonelCarrots on April 07, 2013, 02:12:50 PM
That is an expensive paper weight.
Title: Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
Post by: Linda on April 07, 2013, 02:15:23 PM
I was wondering if it could be used as a voodoo doll too. That was my 1st thought when I read the title for this thread.
Title: Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
Post by: RobJohnson on April 07, 2013, 02:35:11 PM
The artist was a little too conservative with the ass on that doll.
Title: Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 07, 2013, 05:57:58 PM
No boob belt? No tacky outfit? No utter lack of fashion sense? No permanent scowl?
That is NOT Moochelle.

Needs a pull string for Moochelle best known sayings.
"I'm a single mother."
"Pack up girl's. We's going on vacation again!"
"I'm finally proud of America."
"I hate that B***!" (referring to the French President's wife.)
"You can't eat that!"
"Om Nom Nom Nom! Burp!"
Title: Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 07, 2013, 06:40:46 PM
Now with waving arm-flap action!
Title: Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
Post by: Karin on April 08, 2013, 01:22:12 PM
It looks like they made her flat as a pancake.  


ETA:  "Om Nom Nom...Burp!"   :rotf:
Title: Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
Post by: Dori on April 08, 2013, 01:30:44 PM
It looks like they made her flat as a pancake.

She is. 


Michelle is pear shaped.  She needs more on top
Title: Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
Post by: liana on April 09, 2013, 12:13:35 PM
Just $149 or 3 easy payments and you too can have this valuable collectors item.

....and just like the first couple, the site is lazy and slow about loading.

http://www.danburymint.com/prod/F74/Michelle-Obama-at-the-Inaugural-Ball-Collector-Doll_4110-0017.aspx


Excuse me while I puke  :argh:
Title: Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
Post by: thundley4 on April 09, 2013, 12:58:49 PM
Sadly , there will be some moonbats forgoing their weekly drug buys to purchase this crap.

Oh look, I found where they get the raw materials for these dolls.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/obamadoll_zps61b46222.jpg)
Title: Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
Post by: Eupher on April 09, 2013, 01:41:46 PM
Sadly , there will be some moonbats forgoing their weekly drug buys to purchase this crap.

Oh look, I found where they get the raw materials for these dolls.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/obamadoll_zps61b46222.jpg)

Man, I'd hate to be the sculptor who has to actually mold that stuff into a likeness of the First Turd.
Title: Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
Post by: A7X_foREVer on April 09, 2013, 01:53:30 PM
I have better ways of spending my money
Title: Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
Post by: ColonelCarrots on April 10, 2013, 07:45:02 PM
You know if you put this in a teen's bedroom it causes them to be abstinent? Maybe there is some worth?
Title: Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
Post by: BattleHymn on April 11, 2013, 12:00:29 AM
Sadly , there will be some moonbats forgoing their weekly drug buys to purchase this crap.

Oh look, I found where they get the raw materials for these dolls.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/obamadoll_zps61b46222.jpg)

Hey now, no self-respecting great dane would ever shit out something as vile and foul as moochelle.