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Title: the big guy updates us
Post by: franksolich on April 05, 2013, 07:49:24 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022621593

Oh now, the big guy is just being silly.

The "back story" is that yesterday, Omaha Steve lit a campfire asking for "kharma" for a relative who was in the hospital.  I saw the campfire, and while I didn't bring it over here, I sent some kharma, some good vibes, some healing white light, the big guy's way.

Now we got this:

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Omaha Steve (35,313 posts)    Fri Apr 5, 2013, 05:38 PM

UPDATE on DU Karma: While in emergency surgery last night he beat the WIDOW MAKER!!!

OP: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022617419

I don't usually post family info like I used to do all the time because of a few certain people.
 
He has lost 40 pounds in the last 3 months. Yesterday he ran 2.5 miles in the gym and then hit the weights. Chest pains started after his dinner.
 
After a few quick tests it was off to emergency surgery for a stent. That was when I posted asking for good Karma. They already knew he would need two more stents after a month or so. Had he not been in the operating room when it hit, he would not have survived. TWO cardiologists told him so this morning. He is in ICU for the weekend.
 
Thank you everyone for the Karma!

Omaha Steve

The big guy's thanks duly noted.

<<<has superkharma powers.

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krimlo (9 posts)    Fri Apr 5, 2013, 05:56 PM

5. Why did he lose 40 pounds?

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Omaha Steve (35,313 posts)    Fri Apr 5, 2013, 06:03 PM

6. Former boxer getting back in shape

He is still above his target weight. He had changed his diet and started working out. It will be a drastic change to his diet now. Smoking was only 1 of the factors working against him last night. But was the biggest.
Title: Re: the big guy updates us
Post by: Chris_ on April 05, 2013, 07:52:27 PM
Steve is such a drama queen.
Title: Re: the big guy updates us
Post by: franksolich on April 05, 2013, 08:03:02 PM
Steve is such a drama queen.

I'm still taking umbrage at the big guy's ".....because of a few certain other people."

It was probably all the kharma sent by "a few certain other people" that did the trick.
Title: Re: the big guy updates us
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 05, 2013, 08:28:08 PM
Well at least you know the Omaha weeper doesn't fast-forward through the TV commercials.

He got that "widow maker" business from a Bayer aspirin commercial.

Blink, blink, blink, blink.

Dawes's whole life, even his hospital bouncies, revolves around television shows.

I wonder when we'll get the next update on his disability scam.
Title: Re: the big guy updates us
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 05, 2013, 08:53:25 PM
Well at least you know the Omaha weeper doesn't fast-forward through the TV commercials.

He got that "widow maker" business from a Bayer aspirin commercial.

Blink, blink, blink, blink.

Dawes's whole life, even his hospital bouncies, revolves around television shows.

I wonder when we'll get the next update on his disability scam.

Television is reality. And reality is less than television.

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkbu9fSoIN1qc49oko1_500.gif)
Title: Re: the big guy updates us
Post by: Tucker on April 05, 2013, 09:33:49 PM
I'm still taking umbrage at the big guy's ".....because of a few certain other people."

It was probably all the kharma sent by "a few certain other people" that did the trick.

None was sent by me.
Title: Re: the big guy updates us
Post by: Evil_Conservative on April 05, 2013, 09:37:48 PM
Why can't Steve lose 40 lbs?
Title: Re: the big guy updates us
Post by: franksolich on April 05, 2013, 09:49:31 PM
None was sent by me.

Well, but there's not anybody who's liked by 100% of everybody else.

But I'm still resenting the big guy's insinuation that just because we're on the other side of the political aisle, we can't wish each other well.
Title: Re: the big guy updates us
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 05, 2013, 10:17:55 PM
But I'm still resenting the big guy's insinuation that just because we're on the other side of the political aisle, we can't wish each other well.
I guess we could, but I sure don't.

I wish every DUmp democrat nothing but pain, poverty, and suffering.

And I'm among the nicest half-dozen people one could ever hope to meet, far more tolerant than most other decent and civilized people.

Title: Re: the big guy updates us
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 05, 2013, 10:33:46 PM
Well, but there's not anybody who's liked by 100% of everybody else.

But I'm still resenting the big guy's insinuation that just because we're on the other side of the political aisle, we can't wish each other well.
I'm disappointed Socialist Steve didn't reach out as I have a Preferred Member's card with Kharma Express. I get twice the shipping with half the cost. And it is delivered at light speed so it actually gets there before I send it!

That is service!

In fact, I sent some as soon as I learned of this so I am sure it got there yesterday.
Title: Re: the big guy updates us
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 06, 2013, 06:18:29 AM
He could have asked for "prayers" but being DUmmies.....separation of church and DUmmie and all, you know.
Title: Re: the big guy updates us
Post by: miskie on April 06, 2013, 06:40:53 AM
I wonder when we'll get the next update on his disability scam.

I'm guessing the beginning of the next season of 'The Walking Dead'

The 'walkers' do nothing but eat, move about aimlessly, smell bad, and have no value in making society productive. They look at those that produce as a source of nourishment. when they don't get what they want, they wail, hiss, nash teeth, etc.

Sounds like OS's kind of people !

I bet that even though the're dead they all vote Democrat.
Title: Re: the big guy updates us
Post by: franksolich on April 06, 2013, 07:15:10 AM
Why can't Steve lose 40 lbs?

He's so huge though, would it be possible to notice it, if he did?
Title: Re: the big guy updates us
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 06, 2013, 07:29:00 AM
I didn't send any because I'm short this month.
Title: Re: the big guy updates us
Post by: zeitgeist on April 06, 2013, 08:52:37 AM
Bob Dole had a heart attack? Or is this really about the royal Steve, turd person plural?  Mild mannered manhole manipulator for a great metropolitan sewer district? I could make no stents of it.  :-)
Title: Re: the big guy updates us
Post by: Skul on April 06, 2013, 02:26:10 PM
That hurt.  :banghead:
Shame on you!