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Title: Jodies dike
Post by: vesta111 on April 04, 2013, 05:29:32 PM
Darn Jodi has a very strange dike with a degree in some damn thing that is all so interesting.

Yes still watching this not trial but a try to get a try at keeping her from the death sentence.

So far Jodi has had one shrink that seemed to get off on her explanations of odd sex acts as normal.  He seemed to be smitten with her, sent her greeting cards and I bet he got a woodie every time she talked about her sex life.

Now she has a Dike that to to defend her stabbing a human 27 times and shooting them in the head.     All because he told her to get lost , go away, I have better fish to fry.

So she showed up at Travis home unexpected.   walked in and after a bit of argument convinced Travis to pose for the last time in the shower.  No sex took place , Travis found a woman to marry and had no use for Jodi.

Dumb shit Travis went along with this EX girlfriend and thinking this would get rid of the woman he he was trying to get away from.

The Murder-------  Jodi took her pictures not with her cameras but his brand new camera as he was most venerable in the shower.    She may have then taken the knife she got from the kitchen and stabbed him. He may have jumped up knocking her over running for the door to get out.

She followed stabbing him in the back before he could reach the door.   When he fell, she in rage stabbed him in the front and as a extreme act sliced his throat. 

Now what, Jodi was too  little of weight to move Travis's body, she ran to the bedroom and stripped the bed, dragged the sheets out to roll Travis onto and drag back into the bathroom.  She used these sheets to move him into the shower, then gathered these sheets up and accidental gathered in the camera.

[ I had a cat knock a cell phone onto the floor and when I changed the sheets it was among them and destroyed in the wash.]

This new Person is a bit of work, really weird thought on her mind.   She is a dike a really strange woman that HATES men and is  a crazy on their own.  Who wants to send a child to her that has been molested ????














 
Title: Re: Jodies dike
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 05, 2013, 07:29:37 AM
 :huh?: :wtf3: :wtf2:

Vesta, if you get the urge to do something like the above again, sit down and take several hundred deep breaths, until the feeling goes away.

Seriously.  I am starting to see why Sparky gets so mad.
Title: Re: Jodies dike
Post by: ColonelCarrots on April 05, 2013, 07:51:12 AM
Riiight so... hows the wife and kids?
Title: Re: Jodies dike
Post by: vesta111 on April 05, 2013, 08:44:59 AM
:huh?: :wtf3: :wtf2:

Vesta, if you get the urge to do something like the above again, sit down and take several hundred deep breaths, until the feeling goes away.

Seriously.  I am starting to see why Sparky gets so mad.

Sorry BSS,   do you have grown sons ????

Would you be surprised that a son has more then one girlfriend and looking for a wife ????

The Booty Call then kills him in a grewsome manor because he hurt her feelings by dumping her.

4 years later you sit in court to face the Booty Call, the horrific pictures of what she had done to your son and a couple of Professional head shriekers that place the blame on HIM.  Your son deserved to be stabbed 27 times front and back, half decapitate and shot in the head all for moving on with his life.

These Liberals all think she every right to commit carnage on a man that hurt her feelings and refused to marry her.     

Title: Re: Jodies dike
Post by: ChuckJ on April 05, 2013, 09:28:47 AM
Damn. I had to read this about 3 times before I realized it was about the Jodi Arias.
Title: Re: Jodies dike
Post by: Wineslob on April 05, 2013, 09:54:43 AM
Hell, I thought it was Jodi Foster......... :panic:  :mental:   :???:
Title: Re: Jodies dike
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 05, 2013, 10:23:38 AM
Chapter 457 of "The Cry of the Loon," by vesta111, a stream-of-consciousness autobiography.

 :whistling:
Title: Re: Jodies dike
Post by: Big Dog on April 05, 2013, 10:46:18 AM
Darn Jodi has a very strange dike with a degree in some damn thing that is all so interesting.

Yes still watching this not trial but a try to get a try at keeping her from the death sentence.

So far Jodi has had one shrink that seemed to get off on her explanations of odd sex acts as normal.  He seemed to be smitten with her, sent her greeting cards and I bet he got a woodie every time she talked about her sex life.

Now she has a Dike that to to defend her stabbing a human 27 times and shooting them in the head.     All because he told her to get lost , go away, I have better fish to fry.

So she showed up at Travis home unexpected.   walked in and after a bit of argument convinced Travis to pose for the last time in the shower.  No sex took place , Travis found a woman to marry and had no use for Jodi.

Dumb shit Travis went along with this EX girlfriend and thinking this would get rid of the woman he he was trying to get away from.

The Murder-------  Jodi took her pictures not with her cameras but his brand new camera as he was most venerable in the shower.    She may have then taken the knife she got from the kitchen and stabbed him. He may have jumped up knocking her over running for the door to get out.

She followed stabbing him in the back before he could reach the door.   When he fell, she in rage stabbed him in the front and as a extreme act sliced his throat. 

Now what, Jodi was too  little of weight to move Travis's body, she ran to the bedroom and stripped the bed, dragged the sheets out to roll Travis onto and drag back into the bathroom.  She used these sheets to move him into the shower, then gathered these sheets up and accidental gathered in the camera.

[ I had a cat knock a cell phone onto the floor and when I changed the sheets it was among them and destroyed in the wash.]

This new Person is a bit of work, really weird thought on her mind.   She is a dike a really strange woman that HATES men and is  a crazy on their own.  Who wants to send a child to her that has been molested ????

vesta,

Why did you wash the cat in the washing machine?

This sounds like a family problem. Perhaps you, Jodi, Travis, and the dyke should see a counselor.
Title: Re: Jodies dike
Post by: vesta111 on April 05, 2013, 11:18:07 AM
Chapter 457 of "The Cry of the Loon," by Vesta111, a  autobiography.

 :whistling:

Hum, could take this to the fight board but at this point I am not sure how to defend my beliefs against those that think I am wrong.  

At this point I still believe this woman planned to butcher her boy friend that dumped her, perhaps burn down his house with all that gasoline in containers.  

Guess the telling thing for me was when she said she shot Travis in the head yet he came lunging at her yelling he was going to kill her.    

Guns even small 22's are really loud and in a small or even large bathroom can cause a ringing in the ear of the shooter, hard to say how she could have heard any words a man yelled after being shot in the head.

If I am in fact Loonies Tunes on this case, perhaps someone can explain to me where I have gone astray ???

A great title for a autobiography  Mr. Tanker, thanks for the suggestion.

Mr Big Dog, thanks for the advice, unfortunately all my money is being spent on Therapy for my dog that has no choice but to be with me 24/7.  Yes this poor dog has me to keep her from humping the cats and I interfear, Oh perhaps if we moved to California then I will become enlightened on why not to interfear.
Title: Re: Jodies dike
Post by: NHSparky on April 05, 2013, 11:20:38 AM
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/004/369/300px-Cordrazine_frenzy.jpg)
Title: Re: Jodies dike
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 05, 2013, 11:54:37 AM
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/004/369/300px-Cordrazine_frenzy.jpg)

I knew you'd show up soon. :whistling:
Title: Re: Jodies dike
Post by: Wineslob on April 05, 2013, 12:17:46 PM
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/004/369/300px-Cordrazine_frenzy.jpg)




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Title: Re: Jodies dike
Post by: Wineslob on April 05, 2013, 12:24:24 PM
Googled "Jodie's Dike", Got this:



(http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article752895.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Julie+Andrews+as+Mary+Poppins+and+Dick+Van+Dyke+as+Bert)


Makes about as much sense.
Title: Re: Jodies dike
Post by: Gina on April 05, 2013, 01:02:18 PM
gNads.....  :whistling:
Title: Re: Jodies dike
Post by: ColonelCarrots on April 05, 2013, 03:19:24 PM
gNads.....  :whistling:
I'm telling you, ultimate mole.