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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on March 30, 2013, 06:59:21 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018350803
Oh my.
Try not to vomit when one sees who it is.
The Magistrate (80,363 posts) Sat Mar 30, 2013, 07:27 PM
March, My Friends, Was A Good Month For Troll Hunting
I had a feeling I was on something of a roll, and checked back through my in-box today.
I sent nineteen alerts this month on recent sign-ins I thought were trolls; one I alerted twice on, so the number of persons was eighteen. All eighteen of these accounts have been shut off.
On fourteen of these I was the first alerter; on ten of these the jury hid the post and termination followed immediately. On four of these the jury did not hide the post, but the person was terminated anyway. One of these lasted long enough to get off seven posts; he and another managed to last for several days after the alerts. The person I alerted on twice got a pass from the first jury, but was hidden on the second, and then terminated.
On four other occasions I was not the first alerter, but alerted before the initial jury had completed its review. On all of these, the jury hid, and the account was quickly shot off.
"By the twitching in my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...."
Sheldon Cooper (709 posts) Sat Mar 30, 2013, 07:41 PM
1. Well. That's sure something to be proud of.
I guess.
The Magistrate (80,363 posts) Sat Mar 30, 2013, 07:45 PM
2. I Was A Moderator Here For Some Years, Sir
Well before your time.
It is pleasant to see the old knack remains....
Okay, whose moles did the bestially submissive one catch this month?
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018350803
Oh my.
Try not to vomit when one sees who it is.
Okay, whose moles did the bestially submissive one catch this month?
He probably got genuine DUmmies axed, and the moles are still there.
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The Magistrate
March, My Friends, Was A Good Month For Troll Hunting
I had a feeling I was on something of a roll, and checked back through my in-box today.
I sent nineteen alerts this month on recent sign-ins I thought were trolls; one I alerted twice on, so the number of persons was eighteen. All eighteen of these accounts have been shut off.
That's nice, The Mag primitive. I made more money in March than you did in the last 10 years combined.
So who had a better March, primitive?
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Oooopsy dooops.
And this is in the Lounge, remember.
Ptah (24,622 posts) Sat Mar 30, 2013, 08:05 PM
3. Locking.
RIP Meta.
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Oh Please, Magistrate. I had four posts last month where I basically rubbed my foot in your face while yelling, "Smell the Troll!" and nothing at all happened. The post wasn't even alerted upon. Hell, you even like my mole.
Also, Magistrate, sir, are you really proud of affiliating yourself with a group who's ideas can't bear rationale discussion or scrutiny?
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Ninety-nine percent of these so-called "moles" the idiots puff and crow about ferreting out are in reality just hit-and-run trolls who were going to get the pizza from MIRT after a few posts regardless. They had no intention of actually moling. Yet the mental midget DUmmies pat themselves on the back like they just uncovered Aldrich Ames.
I've got a multi-year-old mole over there that's bitchslapped enough DUmmies and stirred enough arguments to host a TV reality show. The trick is only to have a strong enough stomach to wade through the cesspool to find something, any little minor point, that you can agree with them on and then play it up for all it's worth. That buys you enough cred for three or four disruptive posts before you find something else you can stroke their fragile little egos over. Lather, rinse, repeat.
The Masturbate...er...Magistrate doesn't have a clue.
:nutkick:
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The Magistrate
March, My Friends, Was A Good Month For Troll Hunting suppressing freedom of speech
Here...let me fix that for you.
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The Magistrate (80,363 posts) Sat Mar 30, 2013, 07:27 PM
March, My Friends, Was A Good Month For Troll Hunting
I had a feeling I was on something of a roll, and checked back through my in-box today.
I sent nineteen alerts this month on recent sign-ins I thought were trolls; one I alerted twice on, so the number of persons was eighteen. All eighteen of these accounts have been shut off.
On fourteen of these I was the first alerter; on ten of these the jury hid the post and termination followed immediately. On four of these the jury did not hide the post, but the person was terminated anyway. One of these lasted long enough to get off seven posts; he and another managed to last for several days after the alerts. The person I alerted on twice got a pass from the first jury, but was hidden on the second, and then terminated.
On four other occasions I was not the first alerter, but alerted before the initial jury had completed its review. On all of these, the jury hid, and the account was quickly shot off.
"By the twitching in my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...."
Me:
This march was very productive. After doing a considerable amount of legwork and selling in the beginning of the month, I picked up four new clients, one of them quite large in Waltham, and that client alone increased our monthly revenue by about 10%. We purchased a new company vehicle. I conceptualized and began a direct mail campaign, and put one of my trusted employees in charge of it, and gave her a bonus, because she's been loyal and with me a long time, and she deserved a chance to earn more money by becoming more valuable to our organization. I have been consulting heavily with a marketing communications company about reworking our branding strategy which would involve updates to our website, new literature, etc.
I helped my friend remodel a portion of his kitchen. My sister and nieces visited and we spent some time together in Boston. I began researching and trying out new sets of golf clubs that I'm going to buy for Spring. I went to two birthday parties, and one early barbecue at a friends house. Last night, my girlfriend and I met two other couples for dinner and drinks, and then we came home and I banged her like a screen door.
You:
Spent your time helping get eighteen people deleted from Democratic Underground.
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(cough)
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Captain Spaulding! That was a good month! :clap:
Do the DUmbasses ever realize how petty, vindictive, vicious, shallow, mean-spirited and assholish they are?