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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on March 30, 2013, 04:28:47 PM
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Nadin's warmongering posts were being sent to Darkangel, who was texting and driving. Thats why Darkangel wasn't looking and hit Neome bruising her finger. Neome was rushed to ER where she pleaded for pain drugs cause her bruised finger really hurt.
Nadin met Neome at the hospital because she used to work there as an ER tech while dodging bullets.
"This chick is CRAZY!" cried Nadin. "She afreared of cars. Thats PMSTD syndrome!"
"Bull!" said the docs.
"Watch this," Nads leaned close..."Volvo."
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" screamed Neome.
The docs shook their heads. "Sorry Neome is ruined for life. She'll never work again. Here, honey, have some money."
Nadin walked out, pleased that she didn't have to use her mountaineering skills with this rescue. But she found her work was not yet done...
Darkangel was crying. "My pretend boyfriend left me! Sob! He says I can't drive worth crap and my nursing school kicked me out because I kept asking where they kept the good drugs...SOB!"
"There there." Nadin cooed trying not to look like Danny Devito. 'I used to be a nurse before I became a trained historian and journalist for the PennySaver." DA looked up hopeful."and we'll get an imaginary restraining order for your pretend boyfriend-that'll teach him!" Nadin was glad she took that Mexican lawyer course, this would be a snap.
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If you were a dummy this would get you on three iggy lists.
H5
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I think I found FlippyDoo's sockpuppet. :rotf:
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I think I found FlippyDoo's sockpuppet. :rotf:
I only wish I could take credit for that. Even Blackie the Ghost Chicken was impressed. Hi5 to Mr. Mann.