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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on March 29, 2013, 08:23:01 PM
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Well, the Norks are still crazy, and just a little louder.
The DUmp picks up on the vibrations, and needs a trained historian to interpret just what it all means.
Fri Mar 29, 2013, 08:19 PM
JaneyVee (3,154 posts)
Breaking: NORTH KOREA SAYS TO ENTER "STATE OF WAR" AGAINST SOUTH KOREA
SEOUL, March 29 (Yonhap) -- North Korea announced Saturday that it has entered a state of war against South Korea.
In a special statement, the North said it will deal with every inter-Korean issue in a wartime manner.
ETA: Kim Jong-un signed off on the order at a midnight meeting of top generals and "judged the time has come to settle accounts with the U.S. imperialists in view of the prevailing situation", the official KCNA news agency said
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022586563
Well how long can it be until we get a professional analysis of the situation?
Fri Mar 29, 2013, 08:23 PM
nadinbrzezinski (117,820 posts)
6. I wonder how long until msnbc goes into breaking nooz mode
Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #6)
Fri Mar 29, 2013, 08:26 PM
zappaman (7,740 posts)
13. MSNBC is a professional organization
Pretty sure they do "news", not "nooz".
Just a tip from one journalist to another...
Fri Mar 29, 2013, 08:22 PM
nadinbrzezinski (117,820 posts)
3. Well, the propaganda is over I guess
As to...well, if they truly are...buckle in, this will be very bumpy.
Canned milk?
Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #3)
Fri Mar 29, 2013, 08:26 PM
PearliePoo2 (2,777 posts)
14. Did I read that you and hubby personally "war-gamed" this "what-if"?
Are you military with intel/knowledge of scenarios?
I'm sure DUmmy PearliePoonumber has no idea how hilarious that comment is.
Response to PearliePoo2 (Reply #14)
Fri Mar 29, 2013, 08:27 PM
nadinbrzezinski (117,820 posts)
16. He is retired navy
And I am a historian by training
He's an addled retiree who used to be a noncomm riding in the nose of a sub.
She's a crazy bald dwarf.
Fri Mar 29, 2013, 08:24 PM
nadinbrzezinski (117,820 posts)
8. Worst case scenario, dear leader has signed off
On the resumption of hostilities.
Remember, the war ended in a cease fire not a peace treaty
Fri Mar 29, 2013, 08:30 PM
nadinbrzezinski (117,820 posts)
19. They pulled out of the armistice last week
And cut all emergency lines to Seul...any misstep...
Oh, no! Not the lines to Seul!
Fri Mar 29, 2013, 08:55 PM
nadinbrzezinski (117,821 posts)
24. The formal lines of communication cut is what worries every analyst
I have read.
There are informal lines, not as fast or efficient.
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She must have a hell of an editor at that major publication she writes for. She spells worse that my 7 year old did.
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Shout out to nads--how many times have YOU been to Korea, toots? And no, that Korean BBQ place in Kearny Mesa doesn't count.
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I don't know what's funnier, that N. Korea threatened Austin TX, Nadin's usual antics, or that Zappman called MSLSD a "professional" organization that does "news."
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I don't know what's funnier, that N. Korea threatened Austin TX, Nadin's usual antics, or that Zappman called MSLSD a "professional" organization that does "news."
Hard to say. Maybe they were trying for a combo platter while crossing the Rubics cube?
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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #6)
Fri Mar 29, 2013, 08:26 PM
zappaman (7,740 posts)
13. MSNBC is a professional organization
Pretty sure they do "news", not "nooz".
Just a tip from one journalist to another...
You're wrong, but funny anyway.
:rotf: :hammer:
I don't know what's funnier, that N. Korea threatened Austin TX, Nadin's usual antics, or that Zappman called MSLSD a "professional" organization that does "news."
It's quite a quandary, I'll say. FADM Blob will have to consult the parrot on the date and time of the Austin strike.
And I am a historian by training
(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4763364479862825&pid=1.7)
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Fri Mar 29, 2013, 08:27 PM
nadinbrzezinski (117,820 posts)
And I am a historian by training
So let me guess!!!! History of the World Part 1 by Nadin. Mel Brooks movie to follow.
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Response to leveymg (Reply #27)
Sat Mar 30, 2013, 01:22 PM
cali (78,253 posts)
30. it's not hate. it's that the op
has penned fear mongering imminent war ops over and over in a bated breath can't wait for it style
Response to liberal_at_heart (Reply #35)
Sat Mar 30, 2013, 05:25 PM
nadinbrzezinski (117,901 posts)
37. Given us news is 48 behind
None is rushing to war in this case.
Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #37)
Sat Mar 30, 2013, 05:28 PM
zappaman (7,759 posts)
39. How on Earth is the "us news 48 behind"?
So, NK is waiting for "us news" to catch up before going to war?
You do have one thing right...
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Response to zappaman (Reply #39)
Sat Mar 30, 2013, 06:14 PM
Brother Buzz (8,072 posts)
42. Perhaps our intrepid journalist just hasn't figured the nuances of that pesky international dateline
heard North Korea is a day ahead, but years behind us. Hell, even MSNBC knows about the international dateline. Now, THAT could be a nooz story!
:rotf::
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So let me guess!!!! History of the World Part 1 by Nadin. Mel Brooks movie to follow.
All I know about NK is from what a retired Army Nurse told me. She was stationed on the border and could look out over the fence and see the zombies that patrolled the border.
The people of NK were living breathing zombies, they would kill their own family if ordered to.
She compaired NK to Germany when people turned in their own family to survive themselves. Self survival was more important then mother, father, wife or children.
Difficult to understand how the people in the slave camps will defend their captors to the death, difficult to understand the zombie thinking instilled from birth to adult years.
She served 10 years in Korea off and on, and to this day cannot understand what she saw, what the hell was going on across the border. Still boggles her mind of what humans can do to other humans and how to control them.
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So, Nadin, should we worry about NK attacking the US?
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All I know about NK is from what a retired Army Nurse told me. She was stationed on the border and could look out over the fence and see the zombies that patrolled the border.
The people of NK were living breathing zombies, they would kill their own family if ordered to.
She compaired NK to Germany when people turned in their own family to survive themselves. Self survival was more important then mother, father, wife or children.
Difficult to understand how the people in the slave camps will defend their captors to the death, difficult to understand the zombie thinking instilled from birth to adult years.
She served 10 years in Korea off and on, and to this day cannot understand what she saw, what the hell was going on across the border. Still boggles her mind of what humans can do to other humans and how to control them.
Doesn't surprise me, Vesta. Ain't zombie thinking either. More like prison thinking is closest to what I can come up with. Humans can turn into the nastiest things given the right circumstances.
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Response to PearliePoo2 (Reply #14)
Fri Mar 29, 2013, 08:27 PM
nadinbrzezinski (117,820 posts)
16. He is retired navy
And I am a historian by training
In high school and college I took a lot of science classes. I guess I'm a scientist by training.
I took even more history classes so I suppose I'm also a historian by training.
I've watched every episode of Gilligan's Island and Survivor Man so I'm a survivalist by training.
I've read a ton of posts by nadin so I'm a arrogance and delusions of grandeur expert by training.
I've read DU for almost as long as it has existed so I'm a stupidologist by training.
Damn! I just thought I was a fictional spirit-guide. I never realized I was so many other things. Thanks nadin! Now I realize I'm also an an expert determinationalist by training.
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A historian does not make you a national security expert. That little piss ant is going to get swatted by China, and the Soviets.
I was going to set up a row of bottle rockets and roman candles in the back yard, take a picture and call it "NOK Missile force reports ready for action".
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If nadin is a historian, then I'm an inner-city social worker.
(I'm not an inner-city social worker.)
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If nadin is a historian, then I'm an inner-city social worker.
(I'm not an inner-city social worker.)
For a "historian," the fat bald cousin sure seems to get a lot of facts wrong.
Her "knowledge" of America during the 1930s, for example, is hilarious. And all wrong.
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If nadin is a historian, then I'm an inner-city social worker.
(I'm not an inner-city social worker.)
You're here instead of DUmmieland so I know that you know how to work. In other words, you're a worker.
You participate here so you're social.
I'm sure that you know where the inner-city is.
By nadin standards I'd say you could claim to be an inner-city social worker.
Of course, I've been to the Astronaut Hall of Fame so by nadin standards I could claim to be an astronaut.