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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: CG6468 on March 29, 2013, 02:24:14 PM

Title: Library and Guns
Post by: CG6468 on March 29, 2013, 02:24:14 PM
Police in Detroit last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 2 tons of heroin, 5 million in forged US banknotes and 15 trafficked Latino prostitutes - all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library on Woodward Ave .
 
Local residents were stunned, and a community spokesman said:
"We're all shocked; we never knew we had a library."
Title: Re: Library and Guns
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 29, 2013, 02:37:48 PM
Stolen for an emailing!  H5!
Title: Re: Library and Guns
Post by: Chris_ on March 29, 2013, 03:01:11 PM
Ha!
Title: Re: Library and Guns
Post by: thundley4 on March 29, 2013, 07:20:42 PM
Stealing it to put on a friends Facebook page.  Sadly she lives near Detroit and likes it.  :mental:
Title: Re: Library and Guns
Post by: A7X_foREVer on April 03, 2013, 11:40:59 PM
Thanks for the laugh